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Piggy World

My name is Ray, the youngest of all the pigs. Then there is Momma Pig, Lisa, Daddy Pig, Earl, and sister Pig Sue. Sister Pig always thinks she's better than all of the other pigs and she always wants her way. Arnold is the farmer who takes care of the pigs every day giving them […]

The Soup Princess

Long, long ago, in a kingdom far away, lived the beautiful Princess Effy who lived with her widowed father the king in a palace on top of a hill. Effy was just as a princess should be, beautiful, clever, polite, a little smaller than most girls her age and maybe just a little stubborn (if […]

Henna and Her Wiggly Tooth

Henna, the baby hippo wasn’t very happy. In fact, it had been two days since she had smiled at all! It all began a couple of days back when she was brushing her teeth as usual in the morning and she felt a strange feeling in her mouth. She continued brushing. Brush, brush, brush…There, she […]

Sabrina

Chapter 1 Once upon a time, there lived a young girl named Sabrina, who had a terrible illness, cancer. Despite this, she remained in good spirits especially since she lived with Madam Hicks, a lovely woman who took Sabrina in as a baby, saving her from abandonment. But, she was very unkind towards Sabrina. As […]

Mommy

In a splendid castle on the ocean shore there lived a King. The poor man had lost his Queen in childbirth, just as she had given life to their first-born daughter, Princess Selena. Following that miserable day, the King would not let his little daughter, Selena, out of his sight, for he knew he would […]

The Butterfly and the Fire Breathing Dragon

  A long, yes very long time ago there was a dragon, a most evil, wicked and feared fire breathing Dragon called Dre. Or so it was believed that he was most evil and wicked – but later, and as the story will tell, it will be learned that Dre had been shunned by most […]

Princess and Evil

PRINCESS AND EVIL Once upon a time, in a faraway land lived a King and Queen with 7 daughters. The eldest was 17 and was called Vanessa, the second eldest was 16 and called India, then came the twins Kareshka and Dandy, (they called her Dandy Brush for fun) who where 15. Next came Alexandra, […]

The Flying Unicorn

THE FLYING UNICORN   Sara was a unicorn. She was a very special unicorn, and her tribe considered her one of the greatest creatures in the world, for Sara had wings, and she could fly. Great big gossamer wings the color of moonlight, could take her soaring into the air above, her white body gleaming […]

Princesses

Princesses   Once upon a time there were three beautiful princesses there names were Kimmy, Katie, and Kristen. Kimmy was 3, Katie was 5, and Kristen was 8. They all lived in a manor. With butlers, maids, cooks, and lots of people. But the princesses did not treat them like slaves they treated them with […]

Ickle, Wickle and Not

Ickle, Wickle, and Not   Three friends, Ickle, Wickle and Not like to have fun. Ickle likes the Spring and Fall. He like to play with the flowers and leaves. "We can have fun in the Spring and Fall," said Ickle. "Yeah?" asked Ickle. "No," said Wickle. "Let's go," said Not. Wickle liked the Winter. […]

Peter and the Giant

Peter looked at the giant. The giant looked at Peter. “Um. How are you, Mister Giant?” Peter asked politely, even while his knees were shaking in fear. “I'm fine, little boy.” “And how are you?” “Fine.” They stared at each other and then both started talking at once. “How did?” “Who are? “Speak, little boy,” […]

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Welcome to the fairy tales page! Below you will find a list of magical and captivating bedtime stories for kids written by some of the best known fairy tale authors.

People have been telling each other stories about talking animals, magic, witches and giants, kings and heroes since ancient times. A very significant literature genre, fairy tales are present in all cultures around the world. In comparison to myths and legends, the time and place of occurrence in fairy tales are unknown.

Good and evil in fairy tales is usually clearly separated, often in the form of good and evil characters. The main themes in these stories usually include a hero, a conflict between good and evil, natural and supernatural forces. At the end, the good is rewarded and evil punished.

Choose a bedtime story from the list


Cinderella

Little Red Riding Hood

Snow White

The Snow Queen

The Ugly Duckling

Puss in Boots

The Sleeping Beauty

Beauty and the Beast

The Little Mermaid

The Princess and the Pea

The Goose Girl

The red shoes

The Frog Prince

The Fairy

The naughty boy

Hansel and Grethel

The story of the youth. ..

Snow-White And Rose-Red

Blue Beard

The Valiant Little Tailor

Rumpelstiltskin

The emperor's new clothes

The Elves and the Shoemaker

Jack and the Beanstalk

Goldilocks and the Bears

The Juniper Tree

Little Thumb

Golden Goose


Authors & Books


Andrerw Lang

Andrew Lang (31 March 1844 - 20 July 1912) was a Scottish poet, novelist, and literary critic. Born in Selkirk, Lang was the oldest among eight siblings. After graduating, he began to publish his works, showing he was a gifted journalist, poet, and writer.
His books contain stories from around the world collected from various sources and translated mainly by his wife and other enthusiasts.

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The Blue Fairy Book

Notes: The first in a collection of twelve books gathered by Andrew Lang from various sources. Published in 1889, the Blue Fairy Book contains 37 bedtime stories to read online.

Author: Various
Editor: Andrew Lang
Published: 1889
Publisher: Langmans, Green, and Co., London; New York

1.The Bronze Ring

2.Prince Hyacinth and the Dear Little Princess

3.East of the Sun and West of the Moon

4.The Yellow Dwarf

5.Little Red Riding Hood

6.The Sleeping Beauty in the Wood

7.Cinderella, or the Little Glass Slipper

8.Aladdin and the Wonderful Lamp

9.The Tale of a Youth Who Set Out to Learn what Fear Was

10.Rumpelstiltzkin

11.Beauty and the Beast

12.The Master-Maid

13.Why the Sea is Salt

14.The Master Cat; or, Puss in Boots

15.Felicia and the Pot of Pinks

16.The White Cat

17.The Water-Lily. The Gold-Spinners

18.The Terrible Head

19.The Story of Pretty Goldilocks

20.The History of Whittington

21. The Wonderful Sheep

22.Little Thumb

23.The Forty Thieves

24.Hansel and Grettel

25.Snow-White and Rose-Red

26.The Goose-Girl

27.Toads and Diamonds

28.Prince Darling

29.Blue Beard

30.Trusty John

31.The Brave Little Tailor

32.A Voyage to Lilliput

33.The Princess on the Glass Hill

34.The Story of Prince Ahmed and the Fairy Paribanou

35.The History of Jack the Giant-Killer

36.The Black Bull of Norroway

37.The Red Etin

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The Green Fairy Book

Notes: The third book from Andrew Lang's collection was first published in 1892 and contains 42 stories.

Author: Various
Editor: Andrew Lang
Published: 1892
Publisher: Langmans, Green, and Co., London; New York


The Red Fairy Book

Notes: The second book from Andrew Lang's collection was first published in 1890 and contains 37 stories.

Author: Various
Editor: Andrew Lang
Published: 1890
Publisher: Langmans, Green, and Co., London; New York



The Brothers Grimm

The Brothers Grimm are probably the best known storytellers in the world. Many years have passed since the time Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm released their "Children's and household tales". The first edition and was very modest, both in appearance and capacity - there were only 83 stories, compared to the 200 we know today.

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Notes: Translated by Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes. Contains 62 stories.

Author: Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Translator: Edgar Taylor and Marian Edwardes
Published: 1876
Publisher: R. Meek & Co., London

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1.Ashputtel

2.Briar Rose

3.Cat And Mouse In Partnership

4. Cat-Skin

5.Clever Elsie

6.Clever Gretel

7.Clever Hans

8.Doctor Knowall

9.Frederick And Catherine

10.Fundefogel

11.Hans In Luck

12.Hansel And Gretel

13.Iron Hans

14.Jorinda And Jorindel

15.King Grisly-Beard

16.Lily And The Lion

17.Little Red-Cap ( Little Red Riding Hood )

18.Mother Holle

19.Old Sultan

20.Rapunzel

21.Rumpelstiltskin

22.Snowdrop

23.Snow-White And Rose-Red

24.Sweetheart Roland

25.The Adventures Of Chanticleer And Partlet

26.The Blue Light

27.The Dog And The Sparrow

28.The Elves And The Shoemaker

29.The Fisherman And His Wife

30.The Four Clever Brothers

31.The Fox And The Cat

32.The Fox And The Horse

33.The Frog-Prince

34.The Golden Bird

35.The Golden Goose

36.The Goose-Girl

37.The Juniper-Tree

38.The King Of The Golden Mountain

39. The Little Peasant

40.The Miser In The Bush

41.The Mouse, The Bird, And The Sausage

42.The Old Man And His Grandson

43.The Pink

44.The Queen Bee

45.The Raven

46.The Robber Bridegroom

47.The Salad

48.The Seven Ravens

49.The Story Of The Youth Who Went Forth To Learn What Fear Was

50.The Straw, The Coal, And The Bean

51.The Three Languages

52.The Travelling Musicians

53.The Turnip

54.The Twelve Dancing Princesses

55.The Twelve Huntsmen

56.The Valiant Little Tailor

57.The Water Of Life

58.The Wedding Of Mrs Fox

59.The White Snake

60.The Willow-Wren And The Bear

61.The Wolf And The Seven Little Kids

62.Tom Thumb

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Notes: Translated by Margaret Hunt, this is the only book that contains the complete collection of the Brothers Grimms' Children's and Household Tales - 200 fairy tales and 10 legends.

Author: Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Published: 1884
Translator: Margaret Hunt
Publisher: George Bell and Sons, London

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Notes: This book contains 25 stories by the Brothers Grimm.

Author: Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Translator: Unknown
Published: 1922
Publisher: Cupples and Leon Company, New York

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Notes: This fairy tale collection contains 52 of the Grimms' tales.

This new Dover edition, first published in 1963, is an unabridged republication of the work first published by Macmillan and Company in 1886.

Author: Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Translator: Lucy Crane
Published: 1963 (1886)
Publisher: Dover Publications, New York (Macmillan & Co, London)

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Charles Perrault

Charles Perrault was a French writer who lived in the second half of XVII century. He was one of the first writers in European literature who turned his eyes to folklore. Born in 1628 in a clerical bourgeois family, Perrault received legal education and had high royal office. In the second half of XVII century there was a dispute amidst French writers about the advantage of modern writers compared to the writers of antiquity. Charles Perrault played an important role in...

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Notes: The first edition of Perrault's famous collection of fairy stories.
Author: Charles Perrault
Translator: Charles Welsh
Published: 1901
Publisher: D.C. Heath & Co., Boston; New York; Chicago

1.Cinderella, Or The Little Glass Slipper

2.The Sleeping Beauty In The Woods

3. Little Thumb

4.The Master Cat, Or Puss In Boots

5.Riquet With The Tuft

6.Blue Beard

7.The Fairy

8.Little Red Riding-Hood


Hans Christian Andersen

Hans Christian Andersen, born April 2, 1805 in Odense, was a Danish writer and poet. In his early days, Andersen wanted to become an opera singer. In 1819 he went to Copenhagen to pursuit that dream. His voice, however, was too weak and he was accepted as a dance student at the Royal Theater.
In the style of the German romantics Andersen did a lot of travelling - to find himself in the world and the world in himself. In 1840-41, after visiting Germany, Italy, Malta and Greece, he came to Istambul and returned home through the Black Sea and the Danube.

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Notes: "Andersen's fairy tales" contains 18 of H.C.Andersen's most notable fairy stories. This is not the original cover.

Author: Hans Christian Andersen
Translator: Unknown
Published: Unknown
Publisher: Unknown

1.The emperor's new clothes

2.The swineherd

3.The real princess

4.The shoes of fortune

5.The fir tree

6.The snow queen

7.The leap-frog

8.The Elderbush

9.The bell

10.The old house

11.The happy family

12.The story of a mother

13.The falce collar

14.The shadow

15.The little match girl

16.The dream of little Tuk

17.The naughty boy

18.The red shoes

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Notes
: This is the first of two volumes of Andersen's fairy tales edited by J. H. Stickney.

Author: Hans Christian Andersen
Editor: J. H. Stickney
Published: 1914
Publisher: Ginn and Company - Boston; New York; Chicago; London



Notes
: This is the second volume of Andersen's stories edited by J. H. Stickney.

Author: Hans Christian Andersen
Editor: J. H. Stickney
Published: 1915
Publisher: Ginn and Company - Boston; New York; Chicago; London


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Michael Wernik

Once a fisherman pulled out a tiny fish. I took it off the hook, looked, and it is so small that you have to bring it right up to your eyes to see it. And he threw it away ...
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Nadezhda Teffi0003

High above, something gurgled and, darkening, sank to the bottom.

The old carp shuddered, pressed closer to the soft bank of the bottom and stuck its nose into the velvety mud.

He . ..
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Published Author Nadezhda TEFFIRARICA CLASS, prose, fairy tales for adults, , from time immemorial, a peaceful pastoral people lived on one high plateau, separated from the whole world by steep rocks, deep ...
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Anton Chekhov

(Christmas story)

My wife and I entered the living room. It smelled of moss and dampness. Millions of rats and mice rushed to the side when we lit up the walls that had not seen the light...0010 Author Anton ChekhovCategories Classics, Prose, Humor, Fairy TalesTags humorous stories, fairy tales for adultsLeave a comment on Crooked Mirror

Anton Chekhov

In the 5th century, as now, the sun rose every morning and every evening it went to bed. In the morning, when the first rays kissed the dew, the earth revived, the air filled... adultsLeave a comment on Untitled

Alexander Kuprin

Eastern legend

The wind has fallen. Maybe we'll have to spend the night at sea tonight. Thirty miles to the coast. A two-masted felucca sways lazily from the side...
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Alexander Kuprin

It happened in those distant times, which long ago became a myth for us.

Into the bedroom of a little royal son, through a narrow window not shuttered...
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Natasha disappeared;
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She ran in without memory.
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1. A joint French-Russian fairy tale about patriotism

Papa Dubois had three sons: the elder Jacques, the middle Jules and the younger Jean the Fool.

It's time for them to get married. They went out to the Champs Elysees and began to shoot in different directions. Jacques hit the deputy of the National Assembly, but he was already married.
Jules got into the cure, but religion does not allow him to marry.

And Jean the Fool hit a frog, and in fact he didn't hit that one, but missed. The frog tried to explain to him in Russian that she was really a princess, and turned into a frog so as not to stand for a visa at the embassy, ​​but Jean was a Frenchman and did not understand Russian. He cooked a frog according to an old recipe and became a chef in a Parisian restaurant.

Moral: sit, girls, in your native swamp and don't croak. There is nothing for you to do on the Champs Elysees. And we have enough fools at home.

2. Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka

Once upon a time there was a sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka. Alyonushka was smart and hardworking, and Ivanushka was an alcoholic. How many times did his sister tell him: “Don’t drink, Ivanushka, you will become a goat!” But Ivanushka did not listen and drank. Once he bought some singed vodka in a stall, drank it and felt that he could no longer stand on two legs, he had to lower himself by four points. And just then the shameful wolves come up to him and say: “Well, the goat, did you drink it?”. And so they hit him on the horns that he threw back his hooves ...

And his sister Alyonushka got his apartment, because good always triumphs over evil!

3. Arabic folk tale "Ilyich and Aladdin"

In a certain sultanate, in a certain emirate, Aladdin lived. Once he found an old lamp in a landfill and decided to clean it. As soon as he began to rub, a genie came out of the lamp, and let's fulfill wishes. Well, Aladdin himself, of course, ordered the palace
, to marry the princess, the magic carpet is the six hundredth and all. In short, since then, all Aladdin's problems have become a light bulb. Just a little - rub it and dictate the conditions to the genie. And then one day he went on a cruise, and left his wife at home. And then a man walks down the street and shouts - "I am changing old lamps for new ones!"

Well, the wife was delighted and changed Aladdin's lamp for Ilyich's lamp. And how much later Aladdin did not rub this light bulb, Ilyich did not get out of there and did not fulfill his desire. This is how technological progress defeated the backward Asian superstitions.

4. About the tail

Once a fox stole a whole load of fish from a peasant. Sits and eats. And a hungry wolf comes out of the forest. “Fox, give me fish!” “Go and catch it yourself,” the fox replies. "But as? I don’t even have a fishing rod,” says the wolf. “I don’t have one either,” said the fox, “but I threw my tail into the hole, so I caught it.” "Thanks for the idea!" - the wolf was delighted, tore off the tail of the fox and went fishing.

5. Seaside folk tale about the Old Man and the Golden Fish

There lived an old man with his old woman near the blue sea. The old man threw a seine into the sea, a seine came, and there - a pike. "What the heck? the old man was surprised. — Like a goldfish should be. I'm not Emelya, after all. “That's right,” the pike replied. - We worked with the goldfish for a long time in one sector of the market.

And just recently, the board of directors reached an agreement on the takeover of one enterprise by another.” And the pike burped satedly.

6. A folk tale near Moscow about the wrong personnel policy

Once upon a time there was a pop - a thick forehead. He had his own business, his own clientele, and there was only one assistant, and even that one was a bullshit. But nothing, the pop coped. Moreover, the assistant worked for a long time literally for this - well, bullshit, what do you say. However, even
and the bulldozer ran out of patience. “Master,” he says, “when are you going to pay?”
And the priest answers him: "Go to hell!". Well, the bastard went. And he sold all the trade secrets of the priest to the devil. The devil then enticed all the clients from the priest, and he went bankrupt. And serve him right. Because the staff should be paid on time, not wait,
while they flick you in the forehead.

7. Petersburg folk tale about a smart old woman

A soldier was walking home from service. He knocked on the way to a house. “Let me in,” he says, “to spend the night, masters.” And in the house lived a greedy old woman. “Spend the night, sleep,” she said, “only I have nothing to treat you with. ” “It doesn’t matter,” the soldier replied, “just give me an ax, and I’ll cook porridge out of it.” “What are you, a soldier,” the old woman was indignant, “do you think I’m completely stupid? What am I going to chop wood with later? So the soldier remained without salty slurping. By the way, his name was Rodion Raskolnikov.

8. A man and a bear. Moldovan folk tale.

Somehow a man decided to organize a joint venture with a bear. "What we are going to do?" the bear asks. “This year - to grow wheat,” the man replies. "How to share?" "It is known how: my tops, your roots." "He's coming," the bear agreed. They grew wheat, the peasant took all the tops for himself, sold, sits and rejoices, counts money ... And then a bear came and brought his roots ...

9. Moscow folk tale about money and whistling

Somehow Nightingale the Robber wanted to get gold and silver. He went to Koshchei the Deathless to offer security services. Koschei got angry, unleashed an unclean force on him - the Nightingale left a little alive. Then he went to Zmey Gorynych to demand a ransom of 90,005. The Serpent was angry, blazed with fire - the Nightingale barely took his legs. He goes sad, he sees - towards Baba Yaga. He thought at least to get money from her, but Yaga departed with a bone leg so that the white light became not nice to the Nightingale. Then he wept bitterly, and Yaga took pity on him.

“Go,” she said, “to the road, and bury yourself there in the green bushes. When you see a person passing by - whistle with all your might, he will give you money.
The Nightingale listened to the advice of the wise, but since then he has not known the need. That's how traffic cops started up in Rus'.

10. Medical folk tale about Koshchei and a healthy lifestyle.

Ivan Tsarevich married a stupid frog… no, not like that. Ivan the Fool married the frog princess, and she ran away from him with Koshchei. Ivan was offended and decided to kill Koshchei. How long, how short Ivan walked around the world - he came to Baba Yaga.
- Where are you going, good fellow? Yaga asks.
- Well, grandmother, you didn’t get drunk - you didn’t feed, but you ask? Ivan says.
- You are a fool, a fool, - replies Yaga. How can I feed you if you haven't washed your hands?
Ivan washed his hands, told Yaga about his misfortune. And Yaga answered him:
- The death of Koshcheev is in the needle, the needle is in the egg, the egg is in the duck, and the duck in hospital number 8 is under the bed.

Ivan went to hospital #8, found a duck, broke an egg and put Koshchei on a needle. This is where Koshchei ends. Drug addiction, it does not bring anyone to good.

11. Spanish folk tale about the sleeping beauty.

Once upon a time there was a king and a queen, and they had a daughter. And they arranged a ball, and invited everyone there, except for the most harmful fairy, because they knew that she would come anyway. The most harmful fairy came and said: “Are you happy? Oh well. But when Princess
turns 18, she will become a drug addict and inject herself with such a dose that she will pass out and not come to her senses. The princess turned 18 years old, she became a drug addict, injected herself and did not come to her senses. And the king and queen, courtiers
and the servants took a sedative out of grief and also passed out. And gradually all the roads to the castle were overgrown with a dense forest. A hundred years later, a handsome prince rode past and asked what kind of reserve it was. The good people told him the whole story and added that only then would the princess come out of the blackout when the handsome prince kissed her. The prince bravely rode through the dense forest, entered the castle, took the key to the treasury from the king's neck, loaded all the gold and diamonds on his horse and rode back. And he didn't kiss the princess, no. In fact, why does he need a drug addict?

12. Marriage-frog

In a certain kingdom, in a certain state, a father had three sons - two stupid ones, and the third was none at all. The father decided to marry them. He took me out into the yard and ordered to shoot whoever hit where. The first son fired and hit the air. The second shot -
hit the police. The third shot - hit the headstock. Father spat in his hearts, gave each a frog and went to sleep. And what kind of frog gender, and did not check ... In general, it turned out badly.

13. Danish folk tale about a little mermaid

Once upon a time there was a little mermaid somewhere in the outback. And she wanted to be a pop star. She went to the witch.
“That can be arranged,” the witch says, “only you give me your vote.”
- No problem, - the little mermaid answers, - why do I need it? You, most importantly, make your legs longer.
— Okay, — the witch agreed, — just keep in mind, if you don’t spin, you will become sea foam.

And what do you think, did it become foam? No matter how! For a month now, he has been holding the top lines in the charts. And this is no longer a fairy tale, but the harsh truth of life . ..

14. Administrative folk tale about a traveling frog

Once upon a time there was a frog. She lived in her swamp and saw nothing but mud. And her duck neighbors traveled abroad every year. Well, the frog, of course, also wanted to, so she persuaded the ducks to take her with them. She clung to the twig with her mouth
, and the ducks picked it up with their beaks and flew away. And from below, the heron looks and is surprised: “Wow, what clever ducks! Such a method of transportation was invented!
"It's not ducks, I'm smart!" the frog screamed and fell back into the swamp. Then the heron ate it. Moral: we, of course, have freedom of speech, but if you want to fly high, keep your mouth shut. And they won't eat it.

15. Administrative folk tale "Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all"

Somehow they appointed Winnie the Pooh to manage the farm in the forest. He took Eeyore and Piglet as his deputies. And he put Rabbit to work, because he is the smartest.
But no matter how hard the Rabbit tried, under the leadership of Winnie the Pooh, the economy still fell apart. They began looking for the culprit. Went to Winnie the Pooh. He says, “What about me? Look what deputies I have - one donkey, the other a pig!
They come to Eeyore and Piglet. They say, “What are we? Look at our boss - he has sawdust in his head!” In general, in the end, the Rabbit was given in the ears. And everyone else was given a hat. From rabbit fur. 9 more about it0005 wrote a play, "Woe from Wit" is called.

16. Untitled

There lived a king and his queen near the blue sea. They lived and lived, but they had no children. And the king says to the queen:
- Bake me, queen, a bun!
- Completely fucked up, or what? the queen answers. — What am I to you, cook?
- Oh, you, - the king was offended, - but I took you as a simple Cinderella, shod and dressed you, brought you into people ...

But the fairy tale does not end here at all.


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