Fun tongue twisters for adults


100 Tongue Twisters to Perfect Pronunciation in English

Diana Lăpușneanu in Language Tips | Aug 23rd 2019

Ready to have a laugh and twist your tongue into a knot?

Tongue twisters of all sorts and sizes have been helping people to perfect their pronunciation in English for decades. Although they don’t make a lot of sense, tongue twisters are very helpful in speech therapy due to their repeated sounds. For this reason, they are used by actors, politicians and even news anchors before going live. Essentially, a tongue twister works like a physical exercise: the more you practice, the better your pronunciation will be.

According to the Cambridge Dictionary, a tongue twister is “a sentence or phrase that is intended to be difficult to say, especially when repeated quickly and often”. If you too want to improve or perfect your English pronunciation, dive into the complete list of English tongue twisters listed below: from short tongue twisters to tongue twisters for kids and hard tongue twisters to further challenge your pronunciation.

  1. Short tongue twisters
  2. Long tongue twisters
  3. Hard tongue twister
  4. Tongue twisters for kids
  5. Funny tongue twisters
  6. Tongue twisters with S, R, L and TH
  7. Learn a language in 5 minutes a day

Short tongue twisters

Before trying the hard English tongue twisters for champions who talk fast, let’s warm up your speech muscles with some short and fairly easy tongue twisters for beginners.

  1. Eleven benevolent elephants.
  2. She sees cheese.
  3. Six sticky skeletons.
  4. Truly rural.
  5. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
  6. Which witch is which?
  7. Willy’s real rear wheel.
  8. Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents.
  9. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards.
  10. Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.
  11. A happy hippo hopped and hiccupped.
  12. English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
  13. Cooks cook cupcakes quickly.
  14. Really leery, rarely Larry.
  15. Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
  16. A snake sneaks to seek a snack.
  17. I like New York, unique New York, I like unique New York.
  18. Six Czech cricket critics.
  19. Babbling baby boys blurted boldly.
  20. Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?
  21. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
  22. An ape hates grape cakes.
  23. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
  24. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.
  25. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
  26. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.
  27. She sells seashells by the seashore.
  28. Gobbling gargoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
  29. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
  30. Billy Bob blabbered boldly.

Long tongue twisters

When it comes to long tongue twisters and talking fast, we can’t help but think about Eminem. Did you know that he raps with a whopping speed of 11.4 syllables per second in his song “Rap God”? We don’t know much about rap, but that sure sounds like something only the God of Rap could do.

But Eminem’s songs and long tongue twisters are challenging for those who are not ready for long runs. Are you? Can you defeat Eminem? Let’s find out. Take a deep breath and try saying the following tongue twister without stopping.

  1. All I want is a proper cup of coffee.
    Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
    You can believe it or not.
    But I want a cup of coffee from a proper copper pot.
    Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots, they’re not good to me.
    If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll just have tea.
    All I want is a proper cup of coffee.
    Made in a proper copper coffee pot.
    You can believe it or not.
    But I want a cup of coffee from a proper copper pot.
  2. To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
    In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
    Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
    To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
    In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
    Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
    A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock,
    A short, sharp shock, a big black block!
    To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison,
    And awaiting the sensation
    From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
  3. Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter’s bitter.
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
    So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
    put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
    So ‘t was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
  4. I’m a mother pheasant plucker, I pluck mother pheasants.
    I’m the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant.
    I’m not the pheasant plucker I’m the pheasant plucker’s wife, I’ve been plucking Mother pheasants my whole pheasant plucking life.
    I’m not the pheasant plucker I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate, I’m only plucking Pheasants ’cause the pheasant plucker’s late.
  5. A tree-toad loved a she-toad
    Who lived up in a tree.
    He was a two-toed tree-toad,
    But a three-toed toad was she.
    The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
    The three-toed she-toad’s heart,
    For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
    That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
    But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
    He couldn’t please her whim.
    From her tree-toad bower,
    With her three-toed power,
    The she-toad vetoed him.

  1. Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now, See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See’s saw
    Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw,
    See’s saw would not have sawed
    Soar’s seesaw.
    So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    just because See’s saw sawed
    Soar’s seesaw.
  2. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
    So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
    Some say Nott was not shot.
    But Shott says he shot Nott.
    Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
    Or Nott was shot.
    If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
    But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
    Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
    However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.
  3. Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
    Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles.
    If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter,
    Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles,
    Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles
    Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?
  4. A flea and a fly in a flue
    Said the fly “Oh what should we do”
    Said the flea” Let us fly
    Said the fly “Let us flee”
    So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
  5. Of all the felt I ever felt,
    I never felt a piece of felt
    which felt as fine as that felt felt,
    when first I felt that felt hat’s felt.

Hard tongue twisters

While we’re at it, we can help but wonder what the hardest tongue twister in existence is. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

At one point, “the sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick” held the Guinness World Record for the hardest twister, but since the category no longer exists, the title was probably revoked.

 

Don’t worry though! We are not running out of options. In 2013, MIT‌ researchers concluded that “pad kid poured curd pulled cod” is the hardest tongue twister in the world. In fact, Stefanie Shattuck-Hufnagel, an MIT psychologist, says you will get a prize if you manage to say that 10 times quickly. And not any kind of “quickly”. We’re talking super-sonic-Eminem-quickly!

  1. Pad kid poured curd pulled cod.
  2. If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
  3. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons — balancing them badly.
  4. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
  5. Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?
  6. The sixth sick sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.
  7. Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.
  8. Ingenious iguanas improvising an intricate impromptu on impossibly-impractical instruments.
  9. I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop
    Where she shines, she sits, and where she sits, she shines.
  10. When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
  11. These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue.
  12. Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.
  13. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons—balancing them badly.
  14. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
  15. Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
  16. He threw three free throws.
  17. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear.
  18. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
  19. Chop shops stock chops.

Tongue twisters for kids

Tongue twisters for kids are all sweet, fun, and games until you increase the speed. If you haven’t had enough training, even they can tie your tongue into a Gordian knot. Literally.

 

Take a little brother, sister, or your own kid, and let’s see who wins the challenge!

  1. Blue bluebird.
  2. Four fine fresh fish for you.
  3. Daddy Draws Doors.
  4. Three free throws.
  5. The big bug bit the little beetle.
  6. Friendly fleas and fireflies.
  7. Fresh fried fish.
  8. The raging ram runs ’round rugged Ricky to hit Mickey.
  9. Specific Pacific.
  10. Tommy tossed his twelfth tooth when it turned two times.
  11. Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.
  12. Betty’s big bunny bobbled by the blueberry bush.
  13. Six sticky skeletons.
  14. Green glass globes glow greenly.
  15. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t very fuzzy, was he?
  16. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
  17. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
  18. I scream, you scream,
    We all scream for ice cream.
  19. Bouncing bed bugs borrowed blankets.
  20. Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased Peter’s product
    And peddled pickles to produce a pretty profit!

Funny tongue twisters

Our all-time favorite: funny tongue twisters! You’d think all tongue twisters are funny, but nothing compares to this exclusive selection. In fact, you probably heard these ones before. Everybody calls them „funny” for a reason!

Don’t forget to challenge your friends!

  1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
  2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  3. She sells seashells on the seashore.
    The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
    And if she sells seashells on the seashore,
    Then I’m sure she sells seashore shells.
  4. Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.
    If cows could fly I’d have a cow pie in my eye.
  5. How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground.
  6. Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Spread it thick, say it quick!
    Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
    Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
    Don’t eat with your mouth full!
  7. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
  8. Luke Luck likes lakes.
    Luke’s duck likes lakes.
    Luke Luck licks lakes.
    Luck’s duck licks lakes.
    Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
    Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

 

Tongue twisters with S, R, L and TH

As we already mentioned, tongue twisters can be extremely helpful for speech therapy. If you are having problems pronouncing certain sounds like “s”, “r”, “l” or “th”, practicing with the right tongue twisters can ameliorate your speech impediment. Here are a few examples:

Tongue twisters with S

  1. She sells seashells by the seashore of Seychelles.
  2. “Surely Sylvia swims!” shrieked Sammy surprised. “Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink.”
  3. Selfish shellfish. (repeat it several times)

Tongue twisters with R and L

  1. Red lorry, yellow lorry.
  2. A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road.
  3. Rory’s lawn rake rarely rakes really right.
  4. Lucky rabbits like to cause a ruckus.
  5. I looked right at Larry’s rally and left in a hurry.
  6. Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.

Tongue twisters with TH

  1. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
  2. I thought a thought.
    But the thought I thought
    Wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
    If the thought I thought I thought,
    Had been the thought I thought,
    I wouldn’t have thought I thought.
  3. Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug – although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty-year-old thug thought of that morning.
  4. Thirty-three thousand feathers on a thrushes throat.

The world-famous Peter Piper tongue twister first appeared in print sometime in 1813, in a book called “Peter Piper’s Practical Principles of Plain and Perfect Pronunciation”, though it is believed that it may have already been in common use by that time. Fast forward to today, people all around the world still love to have a laugh and twist their tongues with this rhyme and many others. And now you do too.


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Tongue twisters are a great way to practice and improve pronunciation and fluency. They can also help to improve accents by using alliteration, which is the repetition of one sound. They’re not just for kids, but are also used by actors, politicians, and public speakers who want to sound clear when speaking. Below, you will find some of the most popular English tongue twisters. Say them as quickly as you can. If you can master them, you will be a much more confident speaker.

  1. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
    Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
  2. Betty Botter bought some butter
    But she said the butter’s bitter
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter
    But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
    So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
  3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood
    As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  4. She sells seashells by the seashore
  5. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
  6. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
  7. I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop
  8. Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines
  9. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?
  10. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
  11. I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late
  12. You know New York, you need New York, you know you need unique New York
  13. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen
  14. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?
  15. I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you
  16. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch
  17. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear
  18. Eddie edited it
  19. Willie’s really weary
  20. A big black bear sat on a big black rug
  21. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks
  22. He threw three free throws
  23. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely
  24. So, this is the sushi chef
  25. Four fine fresh fish for you
  26. Wayne went to wales to watch walruses
  27. Six sticky skeletons (x3)
  28. Which witch is which? (x3)
  29. Snap crackle pop (x3)
  30. Flash message (x3)
  31. Red Buick, blue Buick (x3)
  32. Red lorry, yellow lorry (x3)
  33. Thin sticks, thick bricks (x3)
  34. Stupid superstition (x3)
  35. Eleven benevolent elephants (x3)
  36. Two tried and true tridents (x3)
  37. Rolling red wagons (x3)
  38. Black back bat (x3)
  39. She sees cheese (x3)
  40. Truly rural (x3)
  41. Good blood, bad blood (x3)
  42. Pre-shrunk silk shirts (x3)
  43. Ed had edited it. (x3)
  44. We surely shall see the sun shine soon
  45. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
  46. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread
  47. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit
  48. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk
  49. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better
  50. Of all the vids I’ve ever viewed, I’ve never viewed a vid as valued as Alex’s engVid vid

funny and difficult tongue twisters for adults

Tongue twisters are a way to improve speech. These verbal combinations can not only correct it, but also cheer you up. Here you can find the most interesting, funny and witty tongue twisters.

Contents

  1. Funny tongue twisters for adults for a fun feast
  2. Long tongue twisters for adults for fun
  3. Tongue twisters for adult competitions at a corporate party
  4. Short tongue twisters for adults to cheer up
  5. Funny tongue twisters for adults for noisy parties
  6. Tongue twisters for a company of adults at the table
  7. Adult long and complex tongue twisters with text

Funny tongue twisters for adults for a merry feast

it gets a little boring, funny tongue twisters will come in handy. Here are some of them:

  • “The colored clothes were removed from Nadezhda, without clothes Hope does not beckon as before.”

  • “Upon arrival in Tahiti, do not hide, aunt, titi. there is no reason to hide aunts in Tahiti. There, aunts are held in high esteem, so titi aunts by the way. To become your own in Tahiti, hide them, aunt, become. Break everything, do not languish, for the events in Tahiti.

  • "Managed to oversleep the opportunity to oversleep."

Long tongue twisters for adults for fun

Short or long tongue twisters - the choice for everyone.

This may be a feature of the individual way of thinking or associated with memory. You can learn 3-4 decent jokes or a few funny tongue twisters, and always be interesting in the company.

For example, let's take an excerpt from one of them from Tina Georgievskaya.

“On the shallows you lazily caught burbot
And you changed the burbot for me tench.
Didn't you kindly pray for love for me
And beckoned me into the mists of the estuary

You whined about how my knee hurt
Moth grinds nylon, linen, floss.

And Karl stole the corals from Clara
And Clara stole the clarinet from Karl.

Lied that the lumberjack's sister Lari,
Varya - the sister of the lumberjack Lari,
Varvara - the sister of the lumberjack Lari,
Varvara was picking grapes on Mount Ararat.

Varvara was with Frol,
Frol lied about Lavr
That he confused a whip with a whip,
an ax with an ax handle.

Frol was also a wood splitter.
Frol chopped firewood with an ax handle.

….

“You lied to me until the morning
About Procopius the priest,
About the dill and about the cap,
About the acropolis and about the ashes.

Meli Emelya two or a week.
Take me to the alleys,
Where there are moon prayers.
Leave me here now,
I'm tired of you, amen."

Tongue twisters for adult competitions at a corporate party

Tongue twisters are in circulation among creative, PR-environment, advertising, journalism, marketing firms, or completely unrelated to these areas, and have in their teams creative personalities, a born toastmaster, a party organizer, or just jokers and outstanding people.

Contests are often the highlight of the program, and tongue twisters can be a very funny element of the program:

  • “While getting used to work, the worker earns work, earns money from work, and extra money from work.”

  • “Brawlers need to tear their ears. Do they fight with torn ears? And heart-to-heart conversations are for those with fearless ears.

  • “I forgot Pankrat Kondratov jack. Kondrat without a jack cannot lift a tractor on the tract.

Short tongue twisters for adults to cheer up

Ceteris paribus, such color as rhyme, imagery of perception, consonance - in short tongue twisters will not be an aggravating factor for the speed of their study.

Therefore, they can be the most popular and do not require much effort in their reproduction from the reader.

By putting intonational accents, you can easily read such tongue twisters without making strong willed efforts on yourself:

  1. "Carelessness loves security."
  2. "The brilliance of laconicism is the proximity of the comic".
  3. "The Bulgarian blinked at the Bulgarian".
  4. "You are minds, and we are, alas."
  5. "Mom washed the frame."

Funny tongue twisters for adults for noisy parties

Noisy parties have been present in our lives for a long time, and they are unlikely to ever leave it. There are opinions of people who speak out about this that there is nothing in these events new.

Times and customs change, new specialties appear, social life develops.

But is it possible to say that during the early socio-economic formations there were no corporate parties, holidays, entertainment events.

Adult tongue twisters can be different, both with the use of jargon and popular funny tongue twisters without them, it depends on the culture of people and their level of morality:

    1. “He doesn’t want to mow a scythe with a scythe, he says: a scythe is a scythe.”
    2. "Valocordin from Bulgaria in Kabardino-Balkaria".
    3. “Beavers roam into the bora cheeses. Beavers are brave, but for beavers they are kind.
    4. "Babkin's bean blossomed in the rain - Grandma's bean will be in borscht."
    5. "Admiral dev selected, measured and died."

Tongue twisters for the company of adults at the table perception of energy that is not available in another situation.

This is an opportunity to spend time talking in a company of interest with a variety of leisure activities.

Table jokes, anecdotes and tongue twisters will undoubtedly diversify the time spent at the meal and make it useful for the participants of this event.

An example of tongue twisters for a company of adults at the table:

  1. “Better with Petrov in Mallorca than with a major in Petrovka.”
  2. Dear Mila loved whitewash. Abundantly whitewashed Lyudmila moron.
  3. "Thought about the meaning of meaninglessness is meaningless, because the meaning of meaninglessness lies in its meaninglessness, and understanding meaninglessness renders meaningless meaningless. "
  4. "That's because you say what you don't think and think what you don't think, so you sit in cages."

Adult long and complex tongue twisters in text

These texts can be used as tongue twisters for development, and are the most useful, the most difficult in many ways, if mastered, the rest, quite possibly, will go easier.

But complex phrases are not always the first to be mastered. They are approached from other text variants, since, first, it makes sense to master the individual components of simpler tongue twisters, combining the individual parts that are used in these long variations.

Of course, there are methods of combinatorics that allow you not to go from simple to complex, the so-called high-quality vertical development, and it is used in the specialization of the "patter".

For example, a rather difficult passage from the tongue twister "Liguria" is given.

“On Thursday the fourth day at four and a quarter o'clock
the Ligurian traffic controller regulated in Liguria,
but thirty-three ships tacked, tacked, but did not catch,
and then the protocol about the protocol was recorded by the protocol,

as the interviewer interviewed Ligurian traffic controller eloquently,
Yes, he didn’t report cleanly, but he didn’t report back, he reported back
yes, so he reported about the wet weather

that, so that the incident would not become a contender for a judicial precedent,
the Ligurian traffic controller
acclimatized in unconstitutional Constantinople, where crested laughter girls laughed and shouted to the Turk,
who was not a chicken , phone,

better buy a kipu pik, better buy a kipu pik,
otherwise a scorer from Brandenburg will come - he will bombard for something,
that some black-nosed half of his yard dug up with his snout, dug and undermined;
but in fact the Turk was not in business,

yes, and Clara was sneaking to the chest at that time,
while Karl was stealing corals from Clara, for which Clara stole the clarinet from Karl,
and then in the yard of the tarry widow Barbarians
these two thieves stole firewood;
but it's a sin - not laughter - not to put it in a nut: about Clara and Karl
in the darkness all the crayfish rustled in a fight - so the thieves were not up to the scorer, and not up to the tarry widow, and not up to the tarry children;

on the other hand, the angry widow removed firewood into the shed: one firewood, two firewood,
three firewood - all the firewood did not fit,
and two woodcutters, two woodcutters-woodcutter
for Varvara, who became emotional

where the heron withered, the heron withered, the heron died;
the hen of the heron tenaciously clung to the chain;
well done against the sheep, and against the young man the sheep himself,
which Senya carries hay in a sleigh,
then carries Senka Sonya and Sanka on a sled:
the sled jumped, Senka - to the side, Sonya - to the forehead, all - in a snowdrift,

and Sasha only knocked bumps with his hat,
then Sasha went along the highway, Sasha found the sachet on the highway;
Sonya - Sasha's girlfriend was walking along the highway and sucking dry,
and besides, Sonya the turntable also has three cheesecakes in her mouth -

exactly in the honey cake, but she is not up to the honey cake -
Sonya and with cheesecakes in her mouth
sexton re-perform, - re-perform:
buzzes like a ground beetle, buzzes, and spins:
was at Frol's - Frol lied to Lavra,
will go to Lavr to Frol lied to Lavra,
that - the sergeant-major with the sergeant-major, the captain with the captain,
that the serpent has a stinger, and the hedgehog has a hedgehog,
and his high-ranking guest took away cane,
and soon again five guys ate five mushrooms and a quarter of a quadruple
lentils without a wormhole . .. "

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