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Lives of the Funny: 93 facts about The Simpsons that few people know Sistine Chapel of Wit! Beatles parodies! Google satire! iPhone humor! "The Simpsons"!!! They get better and better every season.

1

The concept of the animated series, now averaging a billion (sometimes more, sometimes less) dollars a year, was conceived by cartoonist Matt Groening in about a quarter of an hour.

The Simpsons

The Simpsons were born and gruff while Matt languished in anticipation of an audience with producer James Brooks. In fact, a completely different idea was supposed to be discussed at the meeting, but Groening was suddenly afraid that he would be deceived, and decided to slip the producer some nonsense that he would not be sorry to part with. Literally on his knee, Matt quickly sketched out five angular characters and gave them the names of his relatives.

However, it's better to start with what brought Matt to Brooks' waiting room...

Welcome to hell!

In 1977, 23-year-old Matt Groening came to Los Angeles to become a writer. No other more livable profession in the five years spent at the third-rate university "Evergreen State" did not succeed in mastering Matt. “Nothing concrete was taught there,” he later recalled. — Not only did we not have compulsory courses of lectures, but there was even no division into senior and junior courses. Therefore, normal people did not aspire to Evergreen, but hippies and informals gathered there from all the northern states.

But there was some sense in studying. It was there and then that Matt began to draw cartoons for the faculty newspaper. A year after his arrival in Los Angeles, he again returned to this funny activity. In his free time (free, for example, from washing dishes in a nursing home, from cleaning tables in a restaurant, from duty at a sewage treatment plant), Matt began to draw and publish the Life in Hell comic book.

Life in Hell comic book

"Publish" is, of course, an understatement. Copies he reproduced on a photocopier, and the pages had to be stapled into notebooks by hand. The protagonists of the "hell life" sketches were anthropomorphic rabbits, apparently also living in Los Angeles. The comics have noticed. So far, however, only in the avant-garde, and therefore small-circulation magazine Wet, which periodically began to reprint Groening's strips. But the trouble is the beginning. (There should have been a smiley here, meaning irony.) After just some two years, the comic began to appear in the weekly newspaper Los Angeles Reader. To be honest, it was not without blasphemy. In order to push his offspring to a wider readership, Matt first had to get a job there as a typesetter and grow to be an editor and music critic.

In 1984, on the advice of his then girlfriend, Matt self-published selected comics as a single book. For no reason at all, the Love is Hell collection sold an unprecedented circulation of 22,000 copies and received, as they say, a cult status among fans of strange pictures. A hitherto little-known comic book suddenly volunteered to print several more newspapers. Groening immediately quit the weekly and formed the Life in Hell Co. Some, no, but the money dripped, life began to improve.

Homer is 36 years old. And 93 more facts about The Simpsons

02

One episode costs about $1,800,000 to produce. However, after the first two seasons, it turned out that Homer was closer to the audience, and the scriptwriters switched the light of the ramps to him.

Homer strangles Bart

04

One series is made from 6 to 8 months. There are usually 10 episodes in production at the same time.

05

Homer is the name of Matt Groening's father, Marge is a variation of his mother's name (Margaret), and Lisa and Maggie are the names of the sisters.

06

Bart is not just an abbreviation for the full name Bartholomew, but also an anagram of the word brat, meaning "puppy" or "brat".

07

Don't be fooled by the fact that each episode has only one screenwriter in the credits. In reality, 14-20 authors work on one episode. Sometimes the name of a certain screenwriter appears only because it was his turn to be in the credits. But more often, the main author is the one who wrote the first draft of the script.

08

Each scenario is rewritten collectively 12 times.

09

Although John Schwarzwelder wrote the most scripts, it is believed that all the best jokes come from George Meyer. Many writers have complained that if someone quotes a joke from their series, it turns out that Meyer came up with this joke during the collective revision of the script.

For family reasons

Do you remember when we left Matt in the waiting room of producer James Brooks at the beginning? So, in the yard 1985 and we are there again.

In those days, Brooks was just about to launch a television program with actress and singer Tracey Ullman and was looking for some content for the future show. The producer felt that Life in Hell would make suitable cartoon sketches.

Groening's feelings as he waited to be invited into Brooks's office were mixed. I wanted to get on TV, but parting with Life in Hell, which began to bring in a small but stable income, was somehow not very good. (The contract implied an almost complete rejection of copyright on the characters.) And then, almost in the last minutes before the meeting, Matt quickly came up with new characters that it was not a pity to risk.

The original Simpsons

Hearing about the new idea, though Brooks didn't wheel around the office, he agreed to its rich potential. After a couple of meetings, Groening and Brooks signed a primary contract, and ... everything froze. The mills of show business grind slowly. But true. Two years later, in 1987, The Tracey Ullman Show hit the screens. And in each episode of the program there were short episodes of prehistoric "The Simpsons", the scripts of which were written by Groening, who had not yet become cloudy.

10

You may not notice it right away, but the Simpsons are the perfect American family. They are legally married, attend church regularly, have three children, and the head of the family has a steady job that allows him to maintain his own home.

11

There is nothing surprising in the fact that the characters of the series have four fingers on each hand, no. This is an old practice in animation. “The fifth finger doesn’t play a special role, but if you don’t draw it every time, you can save a lot of time,” say old animation practices. Count, for example, the fingers in "Family Guy" - there is the same parsley.

12

But the heroes have yellow skin for a reason. Since Lisa and Bart (not to mention the bald Homer) were originally drawn by Groening without a line separating the hair from the forehead, it was decided to make them and all the rest of the family yellow. Agree, flesh-colored hair would look even weirder. When the series began to develop and other characters began to appear in it, they also had to become yellow-skinned.

13

Marge's hairstyle is borrowed from the Bride of Frankenstein character.

Bride of Frankenstein

14

Prior to 1998, the six lead voice actors on the show were paid $30,000 per episode. Currently (as a result of several strikes and countless negotiations), actors are paid $300,000 per episode, again for all.

15

The Simpsons reached its peak of popularity in the 12th season, after which the audience began to gradually decline.

16

As of 2021, 26 seasons have been shown and more are already planned.

17

Episode 700 aired on January 18, 2021.

18

To explain to Danny Elfman what the theme song should be, Matt Groening had him listen to a cassette containing: the theme from the 1960s animated series The Jetsons; excerpts from the soundtrack to the film "Juliet and the Spirits" with music by Nino Rota; electric razor commercial jingle written by Frank Zappa; recordings from the disc "Teach your parrot to speak." Danny listened to this hodgepodge and immediately understood what Groening wanted from him. Two days later the music was ready.

19

Groening chose the name of Springfield because it is one of the most common American place names. There are 29 cities on the US map bearing the rare (for China) name Springfield.

20

Although Groening created The Simpsons, Fox has the exclusive rights to them.

21

The surname Simpson unequivocally translates as "son of a simpleton."

22

In the first Tracey Ullman Show shorts, Maggie sometimes spoke.

23

In the first episodes, it was assumed that Homer was born in 1955, and Bart was born in 1979.

They were the first

In total, 48 episodes of the proto-Simpsons were released under the label "The Tracey Ullman Show". Now it is impossible to look at those short (from a minute to two) episodes without laughing. And it's not at all because they're so funny. It's just that the characters of the first cartoons look like caricatures of the current settled heroes. Groening - a bad draftsman, as he himself admits - thought that the animators would ennoble his sketches, but they left all the roughness and angles from his clumsy storyboards.

Proto-Bart

Thanks to YouTube, the main invention after the wheel, you can even now watch those first stories from the life of the American unit of society. You won't see many familiar faces. The action almost always revolves around Homer, Marge and their three offspring (there are, however, a few cameos by Grandpa and Krusty the Clown). Of the shocks, be prepared only for the fact that Lisa was then the same Bart, only a little younger and in a skirt.

If you stumble upon those fossil episodes on TV right now, you will most likely yawn and crawl to another channel. But a strange thing: for the late 80s, The Simpsons was something unusually fresh. Animated comedy, in which the family somehow managed without a talking cat and other usual liberties for cartoons, seemed, perhaps, not revolutionary new, but for some reason a very weighty word for television. And at 19In 1989, Fox took the risk of releasing 13 full-length (half-hour) episodes of the first season of The Simpsons. Well, you've seen the rest.

24

In February 2009, The Simpsons got a splash screen update. For example, Apu, who was walking his dog, received instead of her eight babies who had time to be born to him over the past seasons; Maggie is moved from the front seat of the car to the back (traffic rules have changed since 1989), and at the end, the Simpsons gather in front of a modern flat-screen TV.

25

In the old screensaver, Maggie was worth $847.63, the living wage for a child in 1989. Now its price is $243.26. And, apparently, this is just its cost or a secret number, understandable only to the Illuminati and Dan Brown.

Maggie is worth $243.26

26

There are four main and 32 additional Lisa saxophone solos from the opening credits. The appearance of anyone depends only on the mood of the music editor on the day of the final editing of the series.

27

Homeric parasitic interjection "D'oh!" so widespread that it is included in the Oxford English Dictionary.

28

"D'oh!" - This is a creatively reworked signature cry of the popular comedian film actor Jim Finlayson in the 30s. Homer's Dan Castellaneta shortened Finlayson's "D'ooooooooohhh!" to the laconic "D'oh!".

29

Maud, wife of Ned Flanders, was killed by the writers in season 11 because her voice actress refused to renew her contract on the terms offered. "Ha ha!" as Nelson would aptly say.

Funeral Mod

30

An unknown actor John Jay Smith, who voiced the crazy man who thinks he is Michael Jackson in the 1st episode of the 3rd season, was actually Michael Jackson himself, who was forbidden by the record company to use his own name. For the same reason, Jackson only spoke in this episode, and another artist had to sing for him.

It's a pity that not so long ago the episode was revised and removed from many resources and video services.

31

Milhouse's full name is Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten.

32

Mayor Quimby is a caricature of John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

33

The writers claim that they quoted Citizen Kane and the first two parts of The Godfather so many times in the series that these parodies can be made into full-length copies of the named movie masterpieces.

Real Duff Beer

34

In 1996, an Australian brewery tried to produce Duff beer, but lost a lawsuit with Fox Studios and was forced to give up alcohol. Thousands of packages withdrawn from sale are still being sold through online auctions. The average price per can is from $50.

35

Homer's email address is [email protected] ("ChunkyLover53"). This is the real address of one of the writers of the series.

36

The Simpsons is the only show that has all the Beatles as guests. Well, except for Lennon, of course.

37

The only character with five fingers in the world of The Simpsons is God.

God in The Simpsons with five fingers

38

All website names mentioned in the show are real. True, there is usually nothing interesting (you are unlikely to be interested in desktop wallpapers) on them.

39

The Simpsons have traveled to every continent except Antarctica.

40

If you scroll back the audio track of the end credits of episode 5 of season 7, you can hear Paul McCartney (guest for this episode) reading the recipe for lentil soup and then saying: "By the way, I'm still alive." .

41

One of the conditions for Paul and Linda McCartney to appear on The Simpsons was to make Lisa's character a vegetarian.

42

Many characters in the sitcom are left-handed (Bart, Ned Flanders). Just like Matt Groening.

43

The 1st episode of season 9, set in New York, was banned after the September 11 attacks. Now it's being shown again, but the scene in which a worker from one of the Twin Towers shouts to Homer, pointing to a neighboring skyscraper, "All the jerks are gathered in the number one tower!"

An employee of one of the twin towers and Homer

44

In July 2007, Marge appeared on the cover of American MAXIM.

Marge appeared on the cover of the American MAXIM

45

At the end of episode 6 of season 10, a psychedelic version of the Simpson theme plays and Homer's voice slurs, "I buried Flanders."

46

The last episode of season 9 was originally rejected by Fox because the censors felt that the episode had too much sex and exposed painted flesh (the episode was about Homer and Marge trying to revive their former passion by having sex in crowded places). As a result, the script was, although not much, but softened.

Nudity in The Simpsons

47

To prevent anyone from learning who shot Mr. Burns in the final episode of Season 6 before the air due to a leak, several alternate endings were created for Episode 1 of Season 7. In them, Burns received bullets from Apu, Moe, Smithers, and even the dog of the Simpsons.

48

The 1st episode of the 6th season was supposed to be the last in the 5th, but an earthquake that destroyed the studio building prevented the cartoon from finishing on time.

49

Episode 18 of Season 6 is the only episode that does not include Groening's last name in the credits. He dropped his name, treating the entire 30-minute episode as an advertisement for Fox's new animated series, The Critic. The main character of this sitcom, television critic Jay Sherman, arrives as a guest at the Springfield Film Festival.

50

The synthesized computer voice of the greatest contemporary astrophysicist Stephen Hawking, appearing in seasons 10 and 16, was recorded by the paralyzed scientist himself.

51

Maggie only speaks in dream or fantasy scenes.

52

In the 10th episode of the 4th season, Maggie says her first word - "dad" (the only case that disproves the fact #51). Elizabeth Taylor was invited to record this word.

53

After Marge sang a song in Season 4 Episode 2 in which she called New Orleans "a home of drunkards, pirates and whores, a rotten and smelly place", in the next episode Bart had to write on the blackboard: "I won't insult New Orleans anymore. " The reason for Bart's apology was a wave of indignant letters from New Orleans.

I won't insult New Orleans anymore

54

In the real world, a person holding the position of Homer (a safety inspector at a nuclear power plant) makes over $70,000 a year.

Homer at the nuclear power plant

55

When Smithers' character first appeared on the show, he was black. This happened due to a mistake in coloring.

Black Smithers

56

The choice of the opening gag with the couch that the Simpsons sit on depends on how long or short the episode is. If seconds are not enough, a slightly longer scene with a sofa is staged. And vice versa.

57

Krusty the Clown was inspired by the real-life Rusty the Clown, who hosted a children's show on Chicago television in the 60s and 70s.

58

The map of Springfield hanging in the police station is an exact copy of the map of medieval Constantinople.

59

Groening's favorite episode is Season 8, Season 2. If anything - in it Bart is going to jump over the Springfield Gorge on a skateboard.

60

The scene of Homer falling to the bottom of Springfield Gorge (see previous fact) was voted number one on the list of the funniest moments of the series featuring Homer.

61

Comic book store owner character based on Matt Groening. “But it’s not so much the real me,” explains the creator of The Simpsons, “but the me that I seem to others.”

Comic Book Store Owner

62

Over the course of the sitcom's existence, more than 500 famous personalities have been invited to voice their cartoons or characters specially invented for them.

63

Bart always has nine tufts on his head.

64

The prototype school bus driver Otto is Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash.

Slash - prototype bus driver Otto

65

In May 2009, the US Postal Service issued five stamps featuring members of the Simpson family.

The Simpsons stamps

66

According to Groening's family tree, Homer and Mr. Burns are distant but related.

67

A recurring blunder: in some episodes, Ralph is Lisa's classmate, in others, Bart.

68

The real name of the mobster nicknamed Fat Tony changes in each episode. Either this is a mistake of the writers, or Tony, as a professional criminal, hides his real identity.

Fat Tony

69

In the United Arab Emirates, dubbing turns Duff beer into soda and hot dogs into beef sausages.

70

In 2002, Groening said in an interview that, most likely, the series would not be renewed next year. He later explained that he was slightly wrong with the forecast.

71

In the live-action intro to The Simpsons (Season 15, Episode 17), Homer drives home in a VAZ-2105.

Homer on the "five"

72

The Simpsons has 34 Emmy statuettes.

73

In 2000, The Simpsons star appeared on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

The Simpsons on the Walk of Fame

74

The Rio de Janeiro Department of Tourism tried to sue Fox for showing the city as "a jungle with monkeys jumping through it" in episode 15 of season 13 ". Ostap's favorite city was afraid that the episode would reduce the number of tourists.

75

In the updated screensaver (see #25), in addition to the old changing elements (Bart's writing on the blackboard and jokes with the couch), another one has been added. It's a poster on the way to school, with new announcements appearing each time ("Mo's Tavern - now with electricity", "Missing a child. The finder is not entitled to anything").

Advertisement for Mo's Tavern

76

Sideshow Bob is now stepping on a rake in every episode in which he appears. The beginning was laid in the 7th (out of 19existing) episode with his participation. In it, he stepped on nine rakes in a row. The writers decided that it was nine times funnier than stepping on the same rake. This is true.

77

Constantly laughing at his jokes, Dr. Hibbert is a parody of black comedian Bill Cosby.

78

If you look closely, Milhouse is one of the few eyebrows in Springfield. Hence his oft-repeated phrase: “My eyebrows! My beautiful eyebrows! - when he loses them in some new way.

79

In "The Simpsons Movie" on the wall of one of the buildings you can see the inscription in Russian: "Learn to speak English or get out."

80

In one of the episodes of "Futurama" robot Bender finds a toy Bart in a pile of garbage left over from the 20th century. Bender himself made three brief appearances on The Simpsons. And in the 26th season, their full-fledged crossover, Simpsorama, was released.

The Simpsorama

81

There are five official albums of songs from The Simpsons: 'The Simpsons Sing the Blues' (1990), 'The Yellow Album' (1998), 'Songs in the Key of Springfield' (1997), 'Go Simpsonic With the Simpsons' (1999), 'Testify' (2007).

82

In the 14th episode of the 2nd season, photos of the Marge sisters are shown when they visited the Lenin Mausoleum.

83

When Homer breathes into a tube in the 10th episode of the 8th season, the device shows the highest degree of alcohol intoxication - the level of "Boris Yeltsin".

Degree of intoxication — Boris Yeltsin

84

Springfield has a Russian quarter. Lisa gets into it in the 24th episode of the 9th season.

Russian Quarter in The Simpsons

85

drugs. Since then, his character, although he appears from time to time on The Simpsons, has not spoken a word.

Troy McClure

86

Most of the characters (over 200) were voiced by Hank Azaria.

87

Yeardley Smith is the only actor who only voices one character. Yardley is responsible for Lisa's voice.

The Simpsons Voice Actors

88

There are 220 animators working on The Simpsons: 100 in Los Angeles and 120 in South Korea.

The Simpsons characters

89

possible so that American families do not look like the Simpsons, ”the creators of the series recouped in one of the episodes of the 7th season. In it, the Bush couple, who settled in Springfield, are at enmity with Homer and Bart. (By the way, Mikhail Gorbachev also appeared in the same episode.)

George W. Bush and Gorbachev

90

The show is full of mocking jokes about Fox's own production company. For example, the management of the studio, judging by The Simpsons, consists mainly of incompetent idiots.

91

Back in 1997, The Simpsons made history as America's longest-running animated series.

92

In 2004, The Simpsons surpassed Scooby Doo in the number of episodes and have held the lead in this category ever since.

93

In June 2020, at the height of the BLM protests, Fox management announced that from now onwards, characters of color will not be voiced by white actors.

Mmm, quotes… 10 Homer phrases worthy of being carved into plasticine.

Homer Simpson

Actually, I'm not a religious person, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

So let's drink to alcohol - the cause and solution of all problems!

Children, you have tried your best and failed. Hence the conclusion: never try.

Everyone in the boat! Hippos are afraid of water!

I came here to be shocked and drugged, not insulted.

A fool and money part quickly. I would pay a lot of money to someone who would explain this pattern to me.

Homer Simpson

If you want to achieve something in life, you have to work hard at it. And now it's quiet: the winning numbers of the lottery will be announced now.

Life is just a bunch of stuff going on.

Radiation only kills those who are afraid of it.

It was not enough for any surgeon to show me how to operate on myself!

Did you read everything?! We didn't expect this. Then watch how The Simpsons and the characters of other cartoons were parodied in different ways by all and sundry. 10 funny cartoon parodies in the style of other cartoons.

Text author:Yaroslav Sviridov

"Keep it simple or you'll be punished!" Parenting Rules from Homer and Marge Simpson | Mel: Education

The first episode of The Simpsons aired on December 17, 1989. And although at first glance this family can hardly be called perfect (and even more so from the second glance), millions of viewers fell in love with the parents of Lisa and Bart. We have collected for you the rules of education from Marge and Homer!

1.

• “Children are great, Apu. You can teach them to hate what you hate."
• “Children are our future. That's why they need to be stopped now."
• “Children, you are almost like family to me!”
• “Children are the same monkeys. Only there is more noise from them.”
• "I see the smiles of my children - and I understand that they are up to something bad."

2. Don't depend on other people's opinions

• “The only way to make everyone think good of you is to make everyone think bad of themselves. I'm tired of giving everyone the pleasure to think well of myself ... "
• "Being a mother means sometimes doing things that make your child not want to talk to you."
• "Be simple, or you'll be punished."
• “Father never believed in me. I will not repeat his mistakes: from today I will be gentler with my son. And tougher with my father."

3. Do not overdo parenting

• “The key to raising children is not to overdo it. Because overthinking leads to…what were we talking about?”
• "The sooner the children speak, the more often they will contradict."

4. Treat juniors and seniors equally

• “We are going to the parents' meeting, we will be back for dinner. — And what will be for dinner? - It depends on what the teachers say. If you studied well, then wait for pizza, if you studied poorly, then ... poison. - And if one studied poorly, and the other - well? Pizza with poison? “No, I’m not going to make two purchases!”

5. Don't make impossible promises

• “Daddy, you promised to take us to the lake. “I promised a lot, so I am a good father.”

6. Don't waste energy on nonsense

• “Children, you tried to do this, you put in a lot of effort, but you still failed. The lesson is: don't make an effort!"

7. Giving children what they want

• “What does my baby want? - Lack of mood swings and some stability in my life.

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