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June 9, 2014 in Writing, Writing for Children | Tags: ABSURD WORDS, american slang, Cool Words, crazy words, dictionary, Fun Words, funny words, Interesting Words, Language, Lexicon, random words, slang, thesaurus, tongue-twisters, unusual words, vocabulary, weird words, Words, words for kids | 95 comments

All writers love language. And we especially love fun, amazing words, don’t we? Some have funky spellings, tongue-twisting turns, a satisfying “ooh”…and some sound too hilarious to be true! So I’ve put together a list of favorite fun words that I’ll add to periodically. Have fun, lexicon lovers!

1. It’s a book! More words & super cool facts! Click to order!

   abecedarian

2. abracadabra
3. accoutrements
4. adagio
5. aficionado
6. agita
7. agog
8. akimbo
9. alfresco
10. aloof
11. ambrosial
12. amok
13. ampersand
14. anemone
15. anthropomorphic
16. antimacassar
17. aplomb
18. apogee
19. apoplectic
20. appaloosa
21. apparatus
22. archipelago
23. atingle
24. avuncular
25. azure
26. babushka
27. bailiwick
28. bafflegab
29. balderdash
30. ballistic
31. bamboozle
32. bandwagon
33. barnstorming
34. beanpole
35. bedlam
36. befuddled
37. bellwether
38. berserk
39. bibliopole
40. bigmouth
41. bippy
42. blabbermouth
43. blatherskite
44. blindside
45. blob
46. blockhead
47. blowback
48. blowhard
49. blubbering
50. bluestockings
51. boing
52. boffo (boffola)
53. bombastic
54. bonanza
55. bonkers
56. boondocks
57. boondoggle
58. borborygmus
59. bozo
60. braggadocio
61. brainstorm
62. brannigan
63. breakneck
64. brouhaha
65. buckaroo
66. bucolic
67. buffoon
68. bugaboo
69. bugbear
70. bulbous
71. bumbledom
72. bumfuzzle
73. bumptious
74. bumpkin
75. bungalow
76. bunkum
77. bupkis
78. burnsides
79. busybody
80. cacophony
81. cahoots
82. calamity
83. calliope
84. candelabra
85. canoodle
86. cantankerous
87. catamaran
88. catastrophe
89. catawampus
90. caterwaul
91. chatterbox
92. chichi
93. chimerical
94. chimichanga
95. chitchat
96. clandestine
97. claptrap
98. clishmaclaver
99. clodhopper
100. cockamamie
101. cockatoo
102. codswallop
103. collywobbles
104. colossus
105. comeuppance
106. concoction
107. conniption
108. contraband
109. conundrum
110. convivial
111. copacetic
112. corkscrew
113. cornucopia
114. cowabunga
115. coxcomb
116. crackerjack
117. crescendo
118. crestfallen
119. cryptozoology
120. cuckoo
121. curlicue
122. curmudgeon
123. demitasse
124. denouement
125. derecho
126. desperado
127. diaphanous
128. diddly-squat
129. digeridoo
130. dilemma
131. dillydally
132. dimwit
133. diphthong
134. dirigible
135. discombobulated
136. dodecahedron
137. doldrums
138. donkeyman
139. donnybrook
140. doodad
141. doohickey (this is what I call a library due date card)
142. doppelganger
143. dumbfounded
144. dumbwaiter
145. dunderhead
146. earwig
147. eavesdrop
148. ebullient
149. effervescence
150. egads
151. eggcorn
152. egghead
153. elixir
154. ephemeral
155. epiphany
156. ersatz
157. eucatastrophe
158. extraterrestrial
159. finagle
160. fandango
161. festooned
162. fez
163. fiasco
164. fiddle-footed
165. fiddlesticks
166. finicky
167. firebrand
168. fishwife
169. fisticuffs
170. flabbergasted
171. flapdoodle
172. flibbertigibbet
173. flimflam
174. flippant
175. floccinaucinihilipilification
176. flophouse
177. flotsam
178. flummery
179. flummoxed
180. flyaway
181. flyspeck
182. folderol
183. foofaraw
184. foolhardy
185. foolscap
186. footloose
187. fopdoodle
188. fortuitous
189. fracas
190. frangipani
191. freewheeling
192. fricassee
193. frippery
194. frogman
195. froufrou
196. fuddy-duddy
197. fussbudget
198. futz
199. gadfly
200. gadzooks
201. gallimaufry
202. gambit
203. gangplank
204. gangway
205. gargoyle
206. gasbag
207. gazebo
208. gazpacho
209. gewgaw
210. genteel
211. ghostwriter
212. gibberish
213. gimcrack
214. gizmo
215. glabella
216. glitch
217. globetrotter
218. gobbledygook
219. gobsmacked
220. goosebump
221. gooseflesh
222. gorgonzola
223. gossamer
224. grandiloquent
225. greenhorn
226. guffaw
227. gumshoe
228. guru
229. gussied
230. guttersnipe
231. haberdashery
232. haboob
233. hairpin
234. halcyon
235. halfwit
236. hangdog
237. haphazard
238. harebrained
239. harumph
240. harum-scarum
241. headlong
242. heartstrings
243. heebie-jeebie
244. heirloom
245. helter-skelter
246. hemidemisemiquaver
247. heyday
248. higgledy-piggledy
249. highfalutin
250. hijinks
251. hillbilly
252. hippocampus
253. hippogriff
254. hobbledehoy
255. hobnobbed
256. hocus-pocus
257. hodgepodge
258. hogwash
259. hokum
260. hoodoo
261. hoodwink
262. hooey
263. hooligan
264. hoopla
265. hootenanny
266. hornswoggle
267. horsefeathers
268. hotbed
269. hotfoot
270. hothead
271. hubbub
272. hullabaloo
273. humbug
274. humdinger
275. humdrum
276. hunky-dory
277. hurly-burly
278. hushpuppy
279. huzzah
280. hyperbole
281. idiom
282. idiosyncrasies
283. igloo
284. ignoramus
285. impromptu
286. incognito
287. incorrigible
288. incredulous
289. indomitable
290. indubitably
291. infinitesimal
292. interloper
293. interrobang
294. ironclad
295. izzard
296. jabberwocky
297. jacuzzi
298. jalopy
299. jamboree
300. jargogle
301. jawbreaker
302. jetsam
303. jibber-jabber
304. jink
305. jitney
306. jubilee
307. juggernaut
308. jujubes
309. jumbo
310. junket
311. juxtaposition
312. kaleidoscope
313. kaput
314. kerfuffle
315. kerplunk
316. kibosh
317. killjoy
318. kismet
319. knickerbocker
320. knickknack
321. kowtow
322. kumquat
323. kvetch
324. lackadaisical
325. lagoon
326. lambasted
327. lampoon
328. landlubber
329. laughingstock
330. lexicographer
331. limburger
332. lingo
333. loco
334. loggerhead
335. logjam
336. logophile
337. logorrhea
338. lollapalooza
339. lollygag
340. loofah
341. loony
342. loophole
343. lugubrious
344. lummox
345. machinations
346. madcap
347. maelstrom
348. magnificent
349. majordomo
350. malapropism
351. malarkey
352. manifesto
353. mastermind
354. mayhem
355. mealymouthed
356. mellifluous
357. menagerie
358. miasma
359. miffed
360. milquetoast
361. misanthrope
362. mishmash
363. moocher
364. mojo (also a character in THE MONSTORE)
365. mollycoddle
366. mondegreen
367. moniker
368. monkeyshines
369. monsoon
370. mnemonic
371. moonstruck
372. muckety-muck
373. mudpuppy
374. mudslinger
375. muffuletta
376. mufti
377. mulligatawny
378. mumbo-jumbo
379. murmuration
380. muumuu
381. nabob
382. namby-pamby
383. nimrod
384. nincompoop
385. nitwit
386. nomenclature
387. nonplussed
388. noodge
389. nudnik
390. numbskull
391. onomatopoeia
392. oomph
393. orotund
394. outfox
395. outlandish
396. oxymoron
397. pachyderm
398. pagoda
399. palindrome
400. palomino
401. panache
402. pandemonium
403. pantaloons
404. papyrus
405. parabola
406. parallelogram
407. parapet
408. paraphernalia
409. peccadillo
410. pedagogue
411. peewee
412. pell-mell
413. persimmon
414. persnickety
415. pettifogger
416. phalanx
417. phantasmagorical
418. phantonym
419. phylactery
420. piffle
421. pizzazz
422. plethora
423. pogo
424. pogonip
425. pollex
426. pollywog
427. poltroon
428. pomposity
429. poppycock
430. portmanteau
431. potpourri
432. pseudonym
433. pugnacious
434. pulchritudinous
435. pusillanimous
436. pussyfoot
437. quibble
438. quicksilver
439. quicksticks
440. quiddle
441. quinzee
442. quirky
443. quixotic
444. quizzity
445. rabble-rouser
446. raconteur
447. rainmaker
448. ragamuffin
449. ragtag
450. ramshackle
451. ransack
452. rapscallion
453. razzle-dazzle
454. razzmatazz
455. rejigger
456. rendezvous
457. resplendent
458. rickrack
459. ricochet
460. riffraff
461. rigmarole
462. riposte
463. roundabout
464. roustabout
465. rubberneck
466. ruckus
467. ruffian
468. rugrat
469. rumpus
470. sabayon
471. sashay
472. sassafras
473. scalawag (also scallywag)
474. scatterbrain
475. schadenfreude
476. schlep
477. schluffy
478. schmooze
479. schmutz
480. scintillating
481. scrofulous
482. scrumdiddlyumptious (Dahlism)
483. scuttlebutt
484. serendipity
485. sesquipedalian
486. shabang
487. shenanigans
488. skedaddle
489. skirmish
490. skullduggery
491. slapdash
492. slapstick
493. slipshod
494. smithereens
495. smorgasbord
496. snollygoster
497. sobriquet
498. sojourn
499. spellbind
500. splendiferous
501. squeegee
502. squooshy
503. staccato
504. stupefaction
505. succotash
506. supercilious
507. superfluous
508. surreptitious
509. Svengali
510. swashbuckler
511. switcheroo
512. swizzlestick
513. synchronicity
514. syzygy
515. talisman
516. taradiddle
517. tchotchke
518. teepee
519. telekinesis
520. thingamabob
521. thingamajig
522. thunderstruck
523. tidbit
524. tintinnabulation
525. toadstool
526. toady
527. tomfoolery
528. tommyrot
529. toothsome
530. topsy-turvy
531. trapezoid
532. tub-thumper
533. tumultuous
534. turducken
535. typhoon
536. ululation
537. umlaut
538. umpteen
539. usurp
540. uvula
541. vagabond
542. vamoose
543. verboten
544. verisimilitude
545. vermicious (well, if I included one Dahlism, why not another?)
546. vertigo
547. verve
548. virtuoso
549. vivacious
550. vuvuzela
551. wackadoodle
552. wallflower
553. wanderlust
554. whatchamacallit
555. whatsis
556. whimsical
557. whippersnapper
558. whirligig
559. whirlybird
560. whizbang
561. whodunit
562. whoop
563. widget
564. wigwam
565. willy-nilly
566. windbag
567. wipeout
568. wiseacre
569. wisecrack
570. wisenheimer
571. wishy-washy
572. woebegone
573. wonky
574. woozy
575. wordplay
576. wordsmith
577. wunderkind
578. wuthering
579. xylophone
580. yahoo
581. yokel
582. yo-yo
583. zaftig
584. zeitgeist
585. zenzizenzizenzic (yes, this is a word!)
586. zephyr
587. zeppelin
588. ziggurat
589. zigzag
590. zonked
591. zoom
592. zydeco

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List of 500+ Fun, Cool and Interesting Words

June 9, 2014 in Writing, Writing for Children | Tags: ABSURD WORDS, american slang, Cool Words, crazy words, dictionary, Fun Words, funny words, Interesting Words, Language, Lexicon, random words, slang, thesaurus, tongue-twisters, unusual words, vocabulary, weird words, Words, words for kids

All writers love language. And we especially love fun, amazing words, don’t we? Some have funky spellings, tongue-twisting turns, a satisfying “ooh”…and some sound too hilarious to be true! So I’ve put together a list of favorite fun words that I’ll add to periodically. Have fun, lexicon lovers!

1. It’s a book! More words & super cool facts! Click to order!

   abecedarian

2. abracadabra
3. accoutrements
4. adagio
5. aficionado
6. agita
7. agog
8. akimbo
9. alfresco
10. aloof
11. ambrosial
12. amok
13. ampersand
14. anemone
15. anthropomorphic
16. antimacassar
17. aplomb
18. apogee
19. apoplectic
20. appaloosa
21. apparatus
22. archipelago
23. atingle
24. avuncular
25. azure
26. babushka
27. bailiwick
28. bafflegab
29. balderdash
30. ballistic
31. bamboozle
32. bandwagon
33. barnstorming
34. beanpole
35. bedlam
36. befuddled
37. bellwether
38. berserk
39. bibliopole
40. bigmouth
41. bippy
42. blabbermouth
43. blatherskite
44. blindside
45. blob
46. blockhead
47. blowback
48. blowhard
49. blubbering
50. bluestockings
51. boing
52. boffo (boffola)
53. bombastic
54. bonanza
55. bonkers
56. boondocks
57. boondoggle
58. borborygmus
59. bozo
60. braggadocio
61. brainstorm
62. brannigan
63. breakneck
64. brouhaha
65. buckaroo
66. bucolic
67. buffoon
68. bugaboo
69. bugbear
70. bulbous
71. bumbledom
72. bumfuzzle
73. bumptious
74. bumpkin
75. bungalow
76. bunkum
77. bupkis
78. burnsides
79. busybody
80. cacophony
81. cahoots
82. calamity
83. calliope
84. candelabra
85. canoodle
86. cantankerous
87. catamaran
88. catastrophe
89. catawampus
90. caterwaul
91. chatterbox
92. chichi
93. chimerical
94. chimichanga
95. chitchat
96. clandestine
97. claptrap
98. clishmaclaver
99. clodhopper
100. cockamamie
101. cockatoo
102. codswallop
103. collywobbles
104. colossus
105. comeuppance
106. concoction
107. conniption
108. contraband
109. conundrum
110. convivial
111. copacetic
112. corkscrew
113. cornucopia
114. cowabunga
115. coxcomb
116. crackerjack
117. crescendo
118. crestfallen
119. cryptozoology
120. cuckoo
121. curlicue
122. curmudgeon
123. demitasse
124. denouement
125. derecho
126. desperado
127. diaphanous
128. diddly-squat
129. digeridoo
130. dilemma
131. dillydally
132. dimwit
133. diphthong
134. dirigible
135. discombobulated
136. dodecahedron
137. doldrums
138. donkeyman
139. donnybrook
140. doodad
141. doohickey (this is what I call a library due date card)
142. doppelganger
143. dumbfounded
144. dumbwaiter
145. dunderhead
146. earwig
147. eavesdrop
148. ebullient
149. effervescence
150. egads
151. eggcorn
152. egghead
153. elixir
154. ephemeral
155. epiphany
156. ersatz
157. eucatastrophe
158. extraterrestrial
159. finagle
160. fandango
161. festooned
162. fez
163. fiasco
164. fiddle-footed
165. fiddlesticks
166. finicky
167. firebrand
168. fishwife
169. fisticuffs
170. flabbergasted
171. flapdoodle
172. flibbertigibbet
173. flimflam
174. flippant
175. floccinaucinihilipilification
176. flophouse
177. flotsam
178. flummery
179. flummoxed
180. flyaway
181. flyspeck
182. folderol
183. foofaraw
184. foolhardy
185. foolscap
186. footloose
187. fopdoodle
188. fortuitous
189. fracas
190. frangipani
191. freewheeling
192. fricassee
193. frippery
194. frogman
195. froufrou
196. fuddy-duddy
197. fussbudget
198. futz
199. gadfly
200. gadzooks
201. gallimaufry
202. gambit
203. gangplank
204. gangway
205. gargoyle
206. gasbag
207. gazebo
208. gazpacho
209. gewgaw
210. genteel
211. ghostwriter
212. gibberish
213. gimcrack
214. gizmo
215. glabella
216. glitch
217. globetrotter
218. gobbledygook
219. gobsmacked
220. goosebump
221. gooseflesh
222. gorgonzola
223. gossamer
224. grandiloquent
225. greenhorn
226. guffaw
227. gumshoe
228. guru
229. gussied
230. guttersnipe
231. haberdashery
232. haboob
233. hairpin
234. halcyon
235. halfwit
236. hangdog
237. haphazard
238. harebrained
239. harumph
240. harum-scarum
241. headlong
242. heartstrings
243. heebie-jeebie
244. heirloom
245. helter-skelter
246. hemidemisemiquaver
247. heyday
248. higgledy-piggledy
249. highfalutin
250. hijinks
251. hillbilly
252. hippocampus
253. hippogriff
254. hobbledehoy
255. hobnobbed
256. hocus-pocus
257. hodgepodge
258. hogwash
259. hokum
260. hoodoo
261. hoodwink
262. hooey
263. hooligan
264. hoopla
265. hootenanny
266. hornswoggle
267. horsefeathers
268. hotbed
269. hotfoot
270. hothead
271. hubbub
272. hullabaloo
273. humbug
274. humdinger
275. humdrum
276. hunky-dory
277. hurly-burly
278. hushpuppy
279. huzzah
280. hyperbole
281. idiom
282. idiosyncrasies
283. igloo
284. ignoramus
285. impromptu
286. incognito
287. incorrigible
288. incredulous
289. indomitable
290. indubitably
291. infinitesimal
292. interloper
293. interrobang
294. ironclad
295. izzard
296. jabberwocky
297. jacuzzi
298. jalopy
299. jamboree
300. jargogle
301. jawbreaker
302. jetsam
303. jibber-jabber
304. jink
305. jitney
306. jubilee
307. juggernaut
308. jujubes
309. jumbo
310. junket
311. juxtaposition
312. kaleidoscope
313. kaput
314. kerfuffle
315. kerplunk
316. kibosh
317. killjoy
318. kismet
319. knickerbocker
320. knickknack
321. kowtow
322. kumquat
323. kvetch
324. lackadaisical
325. lagoon
326. lambasted
327. lampoon
328. landlubber
329. laughingstock
330. lexicographer
331. limburger
332. lingo
333. loco
334. loggerhead
335. logjam
336. logophile
337. logorrhea
338. lollapalooza
339. lollygag
340. loofah
341. loony
342. loophole
343. lugubrious
344. lummox
345. machinations
346. madcap
347. maelstrom
348. magnificent
349. majordomo
350. malapropism
351. malarkey
352. manifesto
353. mastermind
354. mayhem
355. mealymouthed
356. mellifluous
357. menagerie
358. miasma
359. miffed
360. milquetoast
361. misanthrope
362. mishmash
363. moocher
364. mojo (also a character in THE MONSTORE)
365. mollycoddle
366. mondegreen
367. moniker
368. monkeyshines
369. monsoon
370. mnemonic
371. moonstruck
372. muckety-muck
373. mudpuppy
374. mudslinger
375. muffuletta
376. mufti
377. mulligatawny
378. mumbo-jumbo
379. murmuration
380. muumuu
381. nabob
382. namby-pamby
383. nimrod
384. nincompoop
385. nitwit
386. nomenclature
387. nonplussed
388. noodge
389. nudnik
390. numbskull
391. onomatopoeia
392. oomph
393. orotund
394. outfox
395. outlandish
396. oxymoron
397. pachyderm
398. pagoda
399. palindrome
400. palomino
401. panache
402. pandemonium
403. pantaloons
404. papyrus
405. parabola
406. parallelogram
407. parapet
408. paraphernalia
409. peccadillo
410. pedagogue
411. peewee
412. pell-mell
413. persimmon
414. persnickety
415. pettifogger
416. phalanx
417. phantasmagorical
418. phantonym
419. phylactery
420. piffle
421. pizzazz
422. plethora
423. pogo
424. pogonip
425. pollex
426. pollywog
427. poltroon
428. pomposity
429. poppycock
430. portmanteau
431. potpourri
432. pseudonym
433. pugnacious
434. pulchritudinous
435. pusillanimous
436. pussyfoot
437. quibble
438. quicksilver
439. quicksticks
440. quiddle
441. quinzee
442. quirky
443. quixotic
444. quizzity
445. rabble-rouser
446. raconteur
447. rainmaker
448. ragamuffin
449. ragtag
450. ramshackle
451. ransack
452. rapscallion
453. razzle-dazzle
454. razzmatazz
455. rejigger
456. rendezvous
457. resplendent
458. rickrack
459. ricochet
460. riffraff
461. rigmarole
462. riposte
463. roundabout
464. roustabout
465. rubberneck
466. ruckus
467. ruffian
468. rugrat
469. rumpus
470. sabayon
471. sashay
472. sassafras
473. scalawag (also scallywag)
474. scatterbrain
475. schadenfreude
476. schlep
477. schluffy
478. schmooze
479. schmutz
480. scintillating
481. scrofulous
482. scrumdiddlyumptious (Dahlism)
483. scuttlebutt
484. serendipity
485. sesquipedalian
486. shabang
487. shenanigans
488. skedaddle
489. skirmish
490. skullduggery
491. slapdash
492. slapstick
493. slipshod
494. smithereens
495. smorgasbord
496. snollygoster
497. sobriquet
498. sojourn
499. spellbind
500. splendiferous
501. squeegee
502. squooshy
503. staccato
504. stupefaction
505. succotash
506. supercilious
507. superfluous
508. surreptitious
509. Svengali
510. swashbuckler
511. switcheroo
512. swizzlestick
513. synchronicity
514. syzygy
515. talisman
516. taradiddle
517. tchotchke
518. teepee
519. telekinesis
520. thingamabob
521. thingamajig
522. thunderstruck
523. tidbit
524. tintinnabulation
525. toadstool
526. toady
527. tomfoolery
528. tommyrot
529. toothsome
530. topsy-turvy
531. trapezoid
532. tub-thumper
533. tumultuous
534. turducken
535. typhoon
536. ululation
537. umlaut
538. umpteen
539. usurp
540. uvula
541. vagabond
542. vamoose
543. verboten
544. verisimilitude
545. vermicious (well, if I included one Dahlism, why not another?)
546. vertigo
547. verve
548. virtuoso
549. vivacious
550. vuvuzela
551. wackadoodle
552. wallflower
553. wanderlust
554. whatchamacallit
555. whatsis
556. whimsical
557. whippersnapper
558. whirligig
559. whirlybird
560. whizbang
561. whodunit
562. whoop
563. widget
564. wigwam
565. willy-nilly
566. windbag
567. wipeout
568. wiseacre
569. wisecrack
570. wisenheimer
571. wishy-washy
572. woebegone
573. wonky
574. woozy
575. wordplay
576. wordsmith
577. wunderkind
578. wuthering
579. xylophone
580. yahoo
581. yokel
582. yo-yo
583. zaftig
584. zeitgeist
585. zenzizenzizenzic (yes, this is a word!)
586. zephyr
587. zeppelin
588. ziggurat
589. zigzag
590. zonked
591. zoom
592. zydeco

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Ilyusha, 3 years old

Mom: "Ilyusha, kiss mom"
Ilyusha: "No!"
Mom: "Why?"
Ilyusha: "I'm a bad kisser!"

sent by Lilia

Ilyusha

Lyova's cat meows and Ilyusha says: "Lyova, why are you meowing, you speak, speak!"

Ivan, 2 years old

On the beach, he plays with his new toy, a bow and arrow. He fired and went to look for an arrow, he returns back with an arrow, but sad.

Mom asks: "What happened?"
Ivan: "There, aunt, I got into the room, saying stio, I must zenith on her." He thought a little and said: "No, mom, I'm happy with you."

sent by Anna

Danilka, 4.5 years old

"Grandfather, look - a rope! This is the beginning, but the end."

sent by Alexander

Arishka

Arina carries a huge bag of toys from one corner to another and cannot leave it to go have tea. Mom says to her: "Let me guard your package, and you go."

Arishka answered: "Mommy, you can't guard, you're not a dog!"

sent by Ekaterina

Vika, 1.5 years old

For the first time I left my grandparents to spend the night. At home I ask
- Did your grandparents like it?
Vika: - Grandfather biu, biu, baba biua, biua ... (words from a fairy tale)

sent by Svetlana

Roma, 5 years old

Roma: - When I grow up, I won't work.
Mom: - Romochka, a man has to work, earn money, he's a breadwinner.
Roma: - Yeah, a breadwinner... a man is a woman's prey!

sent by Alina

Carolina, 11 years old

Karolina is standing and looking at the box of tissues with a philosophical air. I think patterns are considering (on the box are origami samples). And then she solemnly declares: “Tse rectangular parallelepiped!”

sent by Xenia

Natasha, 3 years old

I was at the dentist's with my mother, after which she said: "We were at the toothy doctor!"

sent by Elena

Tanya, 2.5 years old

Grandmother complains of abdominal pain. Tanya tells her: "Grandma, drink animal pills!"

sent by Elena

Stepan, 4 years old

- Mom, I will marry!
- On whom?
- On Margarita - she doesn't beat me anymore!

sent by Lyudmila

Margarita, 3 years old

- Margot, do you have a friend in the kindergarten?
-Yes!
-What's her name?
- Seryozha!

sent by Lyudmila

Kiryusha 1.

Dad calls and asks to give the phone to Kirill. And Kiryusha says: "Someone from daddy avayat!"

sent by Olesya

Sasha, 4 years old

Fell ill, does not go to kindergarten. Rehearsal for the holiday of March 8 in the garden. I tell my son: "Now let's go to the garden and come home." Sasha joyfully: "Hurrah! Let's go to the resignation!"

sent by Natalia

Sasha, 2 years old

Watching the program "Good night, kids!", carefully listening to the words of the final song. After the words: "We were very tired during the day," he declares: "But I was not tired, neither behind nor in front."

I'm at a loss. Synulya explains: "Mom, uncle sang: Behind we are very tired!"

Sent by Natalia

Denis, 3 years old

We are going in the car. I say: "Denis, sit still, you see - the traffic police inspector is standing, watching the violators. "

The child made a smart face, we drive on - at the bus stop again the car with the inspector. Denis, without thinking for a long time, says: "Mom, sit still, Inspector GaGaBeBe!"

sent by Olga

Artyom, 6 years old

For the first time I put on skates on a skating rink, tried to run and said: "Dad, let's go to another rink, the ice is very slippery here!"

sent by grandmother

Katya, 4 years old

Asking:
- Daughter, what kind of yogurt do you want?
Katya, pointing to a jar on which a pineapple is drawn, gives out:
- Big! (looks like a bump)

sent by Anna

Katya, 4 years old

I am taking my daughter from kindergarten. There is no sidewalk, we walk along the edge of the roadway. Katya worries about me: "Don't go, mommy, along the path where cars drive, otherwise they will crush you and you will be crumpled ..."

sent by Anna

Gleb, 7 years old

Sleeping is even cooler than going to the movies, because you don't need tickets!

Masha 6 years old, Edik 4 years old

Masha is playing a circus with trained animals, and Edik is busy with the cars.
Masha: - And now a bunny enters the arena by name ... by name ... Edik, what is the name of the bunny?
Edik (not looking up from the cars): - PINTAK!
Masha: - Bunny Pintak! And with him comes a hedgehog, whose name is ... Edik, what is the name of the hedgehog?
Edik (beeping intently): - PINTAK!!!
Masha: - And a hedgehog, whose name is Pintak!
Edik abruptly breaks away from his game and with an air of sincere surprise: - Why are they called the same???

Kira, 2 years old

Mom, affectionately: "You are my little daughter! .."
Kira in response with the same intonation: "You are my little mother!..."

Masha, 5 years old

Masha herself composed a fairy tale, which begins like this: "Once upon a time there was a bald grandfather ..."
Mom corrects:

- Not a bald man, but a forest man!
- No, ly-so-wik! He was bald!

Ksyusha, 4 years old

Once Ksyusha and I went for a walk with the dog. Our dog cannot walk freely. I saw a cat and ran after it. And Ksyusha says to me:
- Mom, go home Gosya (dog) is bad, she ran away from us, let's go faster, we don't need her. Let's go home.

sent by Evgeniya

Jokes about kindergarten and teachers

Kindergarten.
- Zaur, you came again unshaven?

*****

Daughter comes from kindergarten and says:
— Well, there is no one to marry… Seryozhka is fighting, Vova is pissing.

*****

A new teacher comes to the kindergarten.
Small kids, 3 years old, sitting, quieted down, looking at the new aunt attentively.
Hello kids. My name is Zhanna Gennadievna.
Silence. The kids are digesting a complicated name and patronymic, you can only hear how the eyelashes rustle ... And then quietly someone's timid voice:
- Greedy Beef?

*****

The girl says:
— Mom, the doctor checked us in kindergarten today.
Mom asks:
— And what did he check?
The girl answers:
— He checked whether we were breathing or not…

*****

Vovochka comes from kindergarten:
– Mom! And now I know who is pissing from what! Boys are made from faucets, girls are made from nothing, and the teacher Aunt Tanya is made from a big red brush!

*****

I want to go to kindergarten. To bring me, feed me and put me to bed. You don't need to play with me, I'll sleep quietly and that's it!

*****

Marilyn Manson gave a concert in Kindergarten #5 recently. He thought that he was a fiend, a spawn of Satan ... But it turned out that he was a banal woman!

*****

A father comes to the kindergarten for his son. They ask him:
- Which one is yours?
- What's the difference? Anyway, back tomorrow.

*****

In a kindergarten, savvy teachers during quiet hours came up with a competition for children: whoever falls asleep first, can stay awake.

*****

Drawing lessons in kindergarten. The teacher approaches the girl, who is painting something with rapture:
— What are you drawing?
- God.
- But no one knows what he looks like!
- They'll find out right now.

*****

A young mother says to her friend:
— You know, it seems to me that I bring up my Seryozha too strictly. Yesterday we went to sign up for kindergarten, and he told the teacher that his name was Serezha Stop it…

*****

Wife to husband:
Do you see this man in the photograph?
- Yes.
- At six in the evening you will pick him up from kindergarten!

*****

Teacher - for children, on a walk:
- Children, if we eat berries in the forest, then we pick two at a time: eat one, and the other - for a forensic examination.

*****

A little boy comes from kindergarten all scratched up.
Dad asks:
- What's the matter?
- Yes, they danced round the Christmas tree.
— So what?
- The tree is big, but there are few children!

*****

A kindergarten teacher put on a little girl's pants for half an hour. When she straightened up with a sigh of relief, the girl said:
— These are not my leggings.
Inwardly growling, the tutor pulled her pants back for fifteen minutes. When she finished, the girl said:
- These are my brother's leggings, my mother sometimes puts them on me.

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