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Homer, son of Mandelstam by Mark Berkolaiko - Ebook

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About this ebook courtesy of Elena Seifert from her review, which appeared at the same time in the Znamya magazine. Igor (Goshka) Merkushev, nicknamed Homer in his childhood, is going to die on his sixtieth birthday - this is the only way he can trap a high-ranking official who has committed a serious crime and is relentlessly persecuted by him. Talking about himself, his parents, beloved women, friends and foes, Merkushev, once a prominent medical scientist, and then vice mayor of a million-plus city, utters a phrase that could become not only an epigraph to his story, but also a diagnosis for unbearable painful breaking of epochs: "We are not a lost, we are a tame generation."

The novel "Homer", filled with good vitality, attracts, first of all, with the image of the main character, an outstanding scientist, a real man who fights fate like an ancient hero (the name of the novel is far from accidental). The author did a great job with the theme of love. In search of the ideal, the hero meets amazing women. He writes about them vividly, sensually, frankly - and we envy him again and again.
Valery Popov, Chairman of the Union of Writers of St. Petersburg

The plot of the novel develops rapidly, involving in such turbulences that you do not have time to be distracted, and do not want to. Irony, lyricism and pathos are always in place, the depth of feelings and thoughts is always transparent, the language of narration is elastic and expressive. What else do you need for a good read?

Homer, Mandelstam's son - Mark Berkolaiko

Chapter One

Rarely have entities that love each other met with such a feeling of mutual irritation as Valery Valeryevich and I did on autumn-winter mornings at the door of a class smelling generously of chlorinated cleaning.

Working off her beggarly salary, the cleaning lady swept across the board with a floorcloth, and for a long time we erased the whitish stains from the surface, which called for writing unshakable and eternal - something of which there can be no doubt. For example: "Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification of the whole country." Or: F=γmM/R².

We, who had not yet woken up, were irritated by the face of Valery Valeryevich, beaming with readiness for work, a very suitable face for the director of the best school and the best teacher of mathematics and physics in the city, doomed to the nickname Priam. I am proud that I was the first to hear this voice of fate, but, however, everything was obvious: his strange enthusiasm for the Iliad and his manner of calling the points A1, B1, C1 not “A-one”, “B-one”, “C- one", but only "A-prim", "B-prim", "C-prim" - it remained to be connected.

Since he is Priam, his eldest stepson, a classmate of heroic build and my bosom friend Viktor, became Hector. The younger, handsome Alexander, is Paris.

Knowing Homer by heart in our time is ridiculous, but it just so happened, the genes are so intertwined - I have three mutant deviations: a remarkable memory, reduced pain sensitivity and a rare, almost always the same pulse - 47 beats per minute. Therefore, I am destined to live a long time, to remember everything, but not to feel pain. A strange combination, an unrealizable plan...

There was one more feature acquired: I learned to withstand Priam's hypnotizing gaze. Somehow, in the fifth grade, in a hurry I called the venerable mentor Vareliy Varelievich - and for two minutes he was motionless and ominous, like his own portrait, illuminated by ball lightning, but I survived, although the look called on me to atone for guilt by death (preferably heroic) in Achaean spears and swords, outside the walls of the school, this impregnable Troy of ours.

One day, more than thirty years ago, Hector and I found ourselves in an unfamiliar company of intellectuals reciting Mandelstam. Each recitation was followed by a reverent caesura, then a reverent commentary. It was the turn of the obligatory: “Insomnia. Homer. Tight sails ... ".

— How he loved this innuendo! sighed the most enthusiastic. - "I read the list of ships to the middle. .." It's incomprehensible and wonderful!

- Nothing incomprehensible! I objected. — Nothing more than the recognition of an honest person. There are twenty-four songs in the Iliad, each with a name. For example, the second: “Dream. Boeotia, or the List of Ships. The poet could not master it beyond the middle - and no wonder, some sort of nonsense!

The caesura dragged on.

- What are you, in fact, what is your specialty?

- Pathologist.

— You can feel it! So dissect poetry!

- Lovers of poetry, believe me, I dissect even better!..

- Homer! Hector lamented when, having made our way through a cohort of overly indignant ones, we found ourselves on the street. "What the hell were you doing?" Two dolbaks, a venereologist and a corpse cutter, were allowed to sit, be silent, join the world culture... And you?! There is no way to stick to the brown-haired woman on the left, so he got into the bottle with his pulse of forty-seven and the weight of the "feather"!

I couldn't help but get bullied! They read Mandelstam like vulgar Achaeans - not in order to fill the world with good verses, but so that the brown-haired woman would give. I couldn’t, because Priam conveyed his dislike for the Achaeans to me.

"Tr-r-Royans, sing along!" - he commanded on sorties, by hot fires, and we sang: "When suddenly there is still an indistinct voice of trumpets ..."

- he croaked, catching us loitering along the avenue, and this derogatory "Achaeans" branded indelibly, it forever separated from everything talented, thrown into the twilight world of mediocrity.

Priam loved us as his messengers in the 1980s, at the beginning of the communist era, which will certainly grow out of such a visible scientific superiority of a wonderful country. That is why he turned away from our gouging, which scratched him during the days of frontal polls and tests; from the doom with which on gloomy autumn-winter mornings we were drawn to the classroom, smelling generously of chlorinated cleaning.

But the Pope, having learned about the determination to build communism in eighteen years, sighed: “A fatal mistake! You can not specify the exact date of the Second Coming.

He taught mathematics and physics, and his wife, Galina Leonidovna, was a philologist. However, their family did not develop like a school one: a childless construction worker lost his wife who had been ill for a long time, and her husband G.L., in an unusually severe frost, went hunting habitually drunk, got lost and froze. The time allotted for mourning passed, and voluntary matchmakers fussed, rightly judging that it was necessary to bind the fates inside the God-forgotten military town quickly and aggressively.

And suddenly it turned out that the marriage of a clever major and a cozy teacher was indeed conceived in heaven, that the heavenly registry office had not in vain recalled Priam's wife and the errant father of Hector and Paris upstairs. The boys always perceived Priam as blood and dear, and he couldn’t breathe on G. L., that’s why his military career collapsed - however, I found out about this much later, when I was caring for them, dying of leukemia.

“That’s it, Goshenka,” she said quietly so as not to wake her husband who was dozing in the next room, “it’s because of me, the fool, Valera was sent to the reserve.

Just before the Day of the Soviet Army, an inspector from Moscow, a “parquet” colonel, hung around in the unit, due to bad weather being late for a drink at the Ministry of Defense, and therefore showed up for a local hospitable banquet.

— Of course, I was sitting at the head of the table, next to the commander, — she used to say, — he drank and ate for three and looked at the women like that… as if he was choosing a yard girl, to spread his bed for the night!

Those regimental ladies, who are usually available not only to the eye, were in excellent shape, like a rebound, could at any crucial moment throw out a large bust and say, like the heroine of Fellini's "Amarcord": "Help yourself!" But either the comrade colonel was confused by the variety of possible treats, or, on the contrary, it seemed to him monotonous, since such Amarcordian ones were tired even in Moscow - he invited G.L. for the ass.

- It would be something to wag! - the self-critical verbalist was angry. - And I, an adult woman, wound up like a Turgenev girl!

How the perception of the same set of words changes from generation to generation! For G. L., the opposition “adult woman” - “Turgenev girl” was decisive; for me - the word "wound up" ... and then, as usual, panting and groans in a secluded corner ... But nothing like that: she gave a slap in the face, strong, for good memory. Priam saw this. Approaching the colonel, he hypnotized him with a fixed look and began to measure his slaps in the face, from which the “checking” head was shifted back and forth with the amplitude of a good pendulum. And he also asked: “Are we going to p-r-eat or will you kneel ?!”

- Well, you got up, Goshenka! He stood up, scoundrel, in front of my crazy Valera!

The scandal was hushed up, Priam was dismissed allegedly due to illness, but with a flattering characterization. The family moved to Nedohonezh, the couple taught at an ordinary school in our district, then V.V. became the director - and dragged her uphill in all educational, olympiad and sports indicators.

Chapter two

Desks that fell under the hot hand of the cleaner smelled of bleach. We inhaled it for hours, feeling how the place begins to burn, which the otolaryngologist aunt, covering her face with a round mirror with a hole in the geometrically aligned center, called the “nasopharynx” (“And the nasopharynx is inflamed again!”). Her dressing gown, pulled tightly over her shoulders and chest, was always so white, as if it were washed by nimble "bunnies" from a blinding mirror. This whiteness, these groans about the nasopharynx promised liberation from physical education - and when the sick were recruited by half the class, the huge physical teacher, the ex-champion of Europe, whom the whole of Nedohonezh called simply Wrestler, with a distinctly capital "B", slowly departed for the office at the gym; we sat down on mats and froze.

Priam put a book on the "goat", rested on its edges with pood fists and, managing to croak in a singsong voice, read the Iliad. His torso turned to stone, his fists, turning white, pressed deeper and deeper into the black upholstery, but his right leg twitched involuntarily, emphasizing the sonority of stressed syllables. This tremor, contrasting with the splayed stability of the "projectile", seemed to herald the convulsions of the doomed Troy, and few of us could not imagine ourselves on the fortress wall with a bow, but better - with a machine gun, mowing down the ranks of Achaean robbers.

A The wrestler was enjoying tea and thought how unlucky the school was with the principal. He has already scribbled a bad life for himself: he served where atomic bombs are blown up, he got a woman with two boys as his wife, and the bolt, I suppose, hangs from radiation. That's why he's pissed off, he shook everyone with his discipline. When he sniffed out that the city boys, who train in the school wrestling section, were quietly paying five rubles a month, he looked into his eyes without blinking, and thrust his fists into the once steel, but now drooping belly. The wrestler grimaced, remembering how he yelped in pain and muttered: “Valeryich, I won’t be a bitch anymore, now half is for you,” but the major did not blink and planted, planted ... a week later it was painful to sneeze, and in mats there is always so much dust and so always want to sneeze. And he sighed, and the tea, caught up in the sigh, rushed into the gold-toothed mouth in a warm, caressing wave.

Once, when Priam finished reciting an endless list of ships, I asked:

— Valery Valeryevich, why is Homer so monotonous? The squadrons on which the Greek kings sailed to Troy consist mainly of thirty or forty ships. And all of them are either “beautiful formations” or “black ones rushed in” ...

“Black-th,” croaked Priam, “because they sailed to do the black-thing. And remember: the one who dissects a masterpiece is not a researcher, but a dissector. However, - unexpectedly amused, he even stopped rolling out "r" (a cheerful croak, apparently, is impossible), - you are Goshka MERkushev. It turns out almost "Homer", so write a better classic!

I still seem to be excited by the news of Lenka's arrival. Just think, in just twenty-three days, the legendary diva - triumphs at La Scala, the Vienna Opera, the Metropolitan Opera and countless other places - will set foot on her native land, from where she flew away twelve years ago.

For the first time in so many years she called and said... rather, she said (Jules Verne's favorite word, everyone “says” to him - both the scientist Paganel and the bandit Ayrton): “I will come to your anniversary, Homer. Nobody should know about it." And gave up…

She remembered my anniversary, but that the same day is the twelfth anniversary of Hector's funeral, she probably forgot.

My "anniversary celebrations" will be remembered for a long time. And signing documents too. And the billion that I'm supposedly going to shove to the general contractor, and the waste processing complex.

... There, parallel to the conveyor, a meter above it, magnets should ply, looking for metals in piles of garbage - that little thing that can hold loads, whose ancestry comes from hard ores.

I also wanted to fly over the endless conveyor, onto which portions of the population fell out of maternity hospitals every year - and for me Priam, Troy and the film "Nine Days of One Year" were magnets. I watched it three times, experiencing a vile but genuine joy because the internal genius of Batalov and the refined genius of Smoktunovsky (seasoned with the piquant femininity of Lavrova) could not cope with a controlled thermonuclear reaction, a thermonuclear. And mine, supported by the even, rare pulse of Bonaparte and the steadfastness of Mucius Scaevola, will cope!

I decided not to be distracted by love affairs, although... piquant femininity... who would refuse it?

To make a controllable sun so that hundreds of gigawatts of almost free energy rush through the wires, so that the roaring force pushes starships as far as you like - yes, this is a triumph worth living for! And chasing titles and ranks is a stupid pastime of the Achaeans; honors are bait for the primitive brains of Agamemnon, Achilles or Ajax. Accomplishment is the only worthwhile reward, but turning into a household name is the lot of people like Einstein.

I must say, Einstein was especially unlucky in my dreams, because, having run quite far into the university physics program in the ninth grade, I figured out the famous gravity tensor and for some reason became filled with skepticism ...

By the way, I still don’t like shaggy , curly and bearded. How obscenely noisy Landau is next to the unfeignedly concentrated Kapitsa, how primitive Hemingway is compared to the clean-shaven Salinger!

Hector, in honor of Priam, who had gone bald early, almost mirrored his skull, but Paris — oh! his shoulder-length curls! Not Vladimir Lensky, inspired by freedom-loving dreams, but a bucolic charmer with sky-blue eyes. But not cold (God forbid!), but iridescent, as if flickering through unshed tears. In general, a friendly dream of three unfriendly goddesses.

Chapter Three

This morning everything was going like a Saturday, a little relaxed, until suddenly Inna Sergeevna appeared, an elegant lady in her early thirties, deputy head of the financial and economic department…

With the regional administration ever since the current mayor unpredictably won the election, we are friends on the principle of "Para bellum" ¹ - so our building leaked into a group of "children of their friends" and "friends of of their children. ” Now every word uttered by we walks in multiple echoes - have ...

The lady came to report on the preparation of a loan agreement for that same billion.

“They give us a loan,” she launched a trial balloon, “on extremely unfavorable terms.

- Alas! I sighed. — But it must be taken into account that the construction of a waste processing complex in Nedohonezh, and even the largest in Europe, is of great political importance.

“I have the impression,” Inna Sergeevna smiled, “that the political significance of this construction is being discussed only because economic logic is lame on both legs.

— And how many such impressions, — I smiled, mentally congratulating her on her clarity of thinking, — have you accumulated over six months of work with us?

- Much less than expected.

- Is it really even less than Alexander Konstantinovich expected? If I'm not mistaken, it was he who screwed you in here?

- You mean recommended? The fact is that my mother, she died three years ago, was the cousin of Alexander Konstantinovich's wife. ..

— And you, the niece of the first lady, became number two in the harem of the first lord?

Jumped up.

— Who gave you the right?!

- I took it myself. As well as you, in violation of all the rules, undertook to present not arguments, but impressions. Will you endorse the draft agreement?

— No.

— Then get out.

She turned around at the door.

— Do you enjoy talking like that?

— Do you enjoy fucking with the governor?

- Absolutely. Every evening he gives his wife sleeping pills, and at exactly three in the morning we go crazy on the third bench from the left in Buninsky Square. "Dark alleys" burn with shame.

Came out too fast. Unfortunately, I did not have time to say anything after.

I was about to leave, it was Saturday, after all, but then the elegant lady, excitedly "breathing in spirits and mists", appeared again.

... I have been tuning this municipal government for two years, so now it is perfectly tempered: the performers are pliable, like keys, the document flow is swift and metered, like air in organ pipes - and the majestic fugue of the all-conquering "Op-pa!" sounds. And only this “key” sinks.

— What else do you want?!

- On the approval sheet, I wrote down a "dissenting opinion".

— What treachery!

- And left a letter of resignation with the head of the apparatus!

- And this is like death! Your successor will not be able to "knock" in the same romantic style.

— What?!

Isn't it? After the hugs on the third from the left... to whisper in my ear, still burning with passion, the details of my insidious plans...

She looked at me, like Hermann - at the astral body of the countess, innocently killed by him. But I didn't want to know the three cherished cards. I wanted to say three cherished words: "I like you."

Why exactly today was it so sad to watch Vasilko, our mayor of cinematic Cossack appearance? In my presence, he strives to look especially sovereign, but, like the president of a newly proclaimed island state, shaking hands with world leaders in the UN General Assembly hall, he is visibly afraid of the plantation owner's cry: "You've got it all mixed up again, idiot!" - so our Cossack puffs up, but is nervous.

- Igor Osipovich, be careful! Immediately after signing the documents, deputies of the regional Duma will send a request to the Chamber of Control and Accounts, and ours, city officials, will arrange hearings. Some journalists are already scribbling articles, as if the complex will be built on conditions that are enslaving for the city. Look how everything doesn't fall apart!

A lot of noise, and menacing in places. But this is not a war, and not even thundering army exercises; rather, regimental amusements, when one battalion marches north, the other south, but they will converge in the west and together will knead porridge near the camp kitchen.

And I need a war...

The Cossack did not sit for long, lounging:

— I don't like you today, Merkushev! I feel like I'm thinking of dumping me.

I kept him for two years, allowed him to steal only sometimes and little by little: well, finish building the house where we are sitting now; well, support the pants on columnar legs and a lean ass.


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