Rhymes about little boys
If Girls Are Sugar and Spice, What are Little Boys Made of?
Illustration by Mary BlairHere’s a few versions (and a little history) about the classic children’s poem regarding the differences between boys and girls.
What are Little Girls Made Of ?
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice, of course.
Illustration by Mary BlairClick to download the pdf printable Black & White version What Little Girls are Made of Pdf.
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What are Little Boys Made of ?
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails!
What are Snips, anyway?
In the early versions of this children’s poem, the first ingredient for boys is either “snips” or “snigs”, with a ‘snig’ meaning a small, slippery eel.
Illustration by Mary BlairClick to download the pdf printable Black & White version What Little Boys are Made of Pdf.
Who wrote the original Children’s Poem about Girls and Boys, and Sugar and Spice?
The rhyme sometimes appears as part of a larger work of a children’s poem called What Folks Are Made Of or What All the World Is Made Of. Most scholars attribute the original children’s version of the poem to the English poet Robert Southey (1774–1843).
The original version attributed to the poet Southey is:
What are little boys made of
What are little boys made of
Snips and snails & puppy dogs tails
And such are little boys made of.
What are young women made of
Sugar and spice and all things nice
This short version of the children’s poem is commonly found in Mother Goose nursery rhyme collections.
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What Is the Whole Poem of Girls Are Made of Sugar and Spice?
What are little babies made of, made of?
What are little babies made of?
Diapers and crumbs and sucking their thumbs;
That’s what little babies are made of?
What are little boys made of, made of?
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails;
That’s what little boys are made of.
What are little girls made of, made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and everything nice;
That’s what little girls are made of.
What are young men made of, made of?
What are young men made of?
Sighs and leers and crocodile tears;
That’s what young men are made of.
What are young women made of, made of?
What are young women made of?
Rings and jings and other fine things;
That’s what young women are made of.
What are our sailors made of, made of?
What are our sailors made of?
Pitch and tar, pig-tail and scar;
That’s what our sailors are made of.
What are our soldiers made of, made of?
What are our soldiers made of?
Pipeclay and drill, the foeman to kill;
That’s what our soldiers are made of.
What are our nurses made of, made of?
What are our nurses made of?
Bushes and thorns and old cow’s horns;
That’s what our nurses are made of.
What are our fathers made of, made of?
What are our fathers made of?
Pipes and smoke and collars choke;
That’s what our fathers are made of.
What are our mothers made of, made of?
What are our mothers made of?
Ribbons and laces and sweet pretty faces;
That’s what our mothers are made of.
What are old men made of, made of?
What are old men made of?
Slippers that flop and a bald-headed top;
That’s what old men are made of.
What are old women made of, made of?
What are old women made of?
Reels, and jeels, and old spinning wheels;
That’s what old women are made of?
What are all folks made of, made of?
What are all folks made of?
Fighting a spot and loving a lot,
That’s what all folks are made of.
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The famous children’s rhyme, What All the World Is Made Of, is the handiwork of Robert Southey, one of the great English poets (1774–1843).
For reasons that will strike most parents as obvious, the most famous eight lines are extracted from the original 44 lines. The problem is not their eternal cuteness but a suggestion that even Victorian children were subject to a pre-woke gender comparison. Nothing could be further from the truth. One has to read the whole poem to understand Southey was only painting a charming tableau, not drawing grafitti. See the last four lines of the whole poem, “What Folks Are Made Of.”
Here is the short version we all know:
What are little boys made of
What are little boys made of
Snips and snails & puppy dogs tails
And such are little boys made of.
What are young women made of
Sugar and spice and all things nice
What are little babies made of, made of?
What are little babies made of?
Diapers and crumbs and sucking their thumbs;
That’s what little babies are made of?
What are little boys made of, made of?
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails;
That’s what little boys are made of.
What are little girls made of, made of?
What are little girls made of?
Sugar and spice and everything nice;
That’s what little girls are made of.
What are young men made of, made of?
What are young men made of?
Sighs and leers and crocodile tears;
That’s what young men are made of.
What are young women made of, made of?
What are young women made of?
Rings and jings and other fine things;
That’s what young women are made of.
What are our sailors made of, made of?
What are our sailors made of?
Pitch and tar, pig-tail and scar;
That’s what our sailors are made of.
What are our soldiers made of, made of?
What are our soldiers made of?
Pipeclay and drill, the foeman to kill;
That’s what our soldiers are made of.
What are our nurses made of, made of?
What are our nurses made of?
Bushes and thorns and old cow’s horns;
That’s what our nurses are made of.
What are our fathers made of, made of?
What are our fathers made of?
Pipes and smoke and collars choke;
That’s what our fathers are made of.
What are our mothers made of, made of?
What are our mothers made of?
Ribbons and laces and sweet pretty faces;
That’s what our mothers are made of.
What are old men made of, made of?
What are old men made of?
Slippers that flop and a bald-headed top;
That’s what old men are made of.
What are old women made of, made of?
What are old women made of?
Reels, and jeels, and old spinning wheels;
That’s what old women are made of?
What are all folks made of, made of?
What are all folks made of?
Fighting a spot and loving a lot,
That’s what all folks are made of.
All fans of late Victorian19th century literature know that the Brontë sisters wrote under male pen names of Acton, Currer, and Ellis Bell before they rose to fame. In her memoirs, Charlotte admits the problem was gender: ‘We did not like to declare ourselves women because we had a vague impression that authoresses are liable to be looked on with prejudice.
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Although the Brontë sisters wrote their first book of poetry in early childhood, they yearned to write about real life, love, and sadness. That was the problem. Women’s stuff was sugar and spice and everything nice. Charlotte thought this was silly, so she reached out to the man who coined the phrase. He was the poet laureate, Robert Southey. He offered her a word of congratulations and a bit of wisdom the Brontë sister wisely discarded.
Her letter was sent on 29 December 1836. Southey replied in two fashions. Before we examine his response, please consider that he was born before the American Revolution and associated with William Wordsworth and Samuel Taylor Coleridge, known as the three lake poets (Southey served from 1813 until he died in 1843 followed by Wordsworth).
Southey’s letter to Charlotte Brontë was warm and congratulatory: “You evidently possess & in no inconsiderable degree what Wordsworth calls “the faculty of verse….” But then he shifts gears and knocks her off the pedestal: “There is a danger of which I would with all kindness & earnestness warn you.
Literature cannot be the business of a woman’s life. The more she is engaged in her proper duties, the less leisure she will have for it. To those duties, you have not yet been called, & when you are you will be less eager for imagination for excitement.”
The reaction of many who read this is understandable — yet misguided. Southey was a man of his day like all of us are. He could not in good conscience for the time recommend women enter a life of literature. Those of us who grew up in the 1950s thought nothing of throwing trash out the car window or running the air conditioning (if you could afford it) in winter, so it became necessary to light the fireplace. Were we environmental disasters? No, just people waiting to evolve. Southey had not yet evolved, and as women’s suffrage would not occur in England until 1918 (similarly in the United States), he cannot be faulted too much.
Southey believed that women were by nature destined for a life of home, husband, children, and marriage.
To Southey, it meant Charlotte would no longer desire to write poetry. This explains why his letter was pessimistic about her life as a poet but complimentary of her poem. As we shall see, this distinction was going to matter.
Charlotte wrote back to Southey, “I had not ventured to hope for such a reply; so considerate in its tone, so noble in its spirit. I must suppress what I feel, or you will think me foolishly enthusiastic. Then she added as a postscript that his advice was ‘To be kept forever.’” It was clear that not only was she not dissuaded from literary life, but she was hardly taken aback by his suggestion. Like someone in the 1960s telling a woman she could not become an astronaut because it hadn't yet happened. Charlotte ignored the advice but took the compliment for the inspiration that it was intended to be.
The Brontë children lost their parents quite young and spent all their free time (with their brother Bramwell) writing stories. In May 1846, the sisters published a volume of poetry using male pseudonyms Currer (Charlotte), Ellis (Emily), and Acton (Anne) Bell.
Anne’s ‘Agnes Grey’ and Charlotte’s ‘Jane Eyre’ were published in 1847. ‘Jane Eyre’ was one of the year’s best sellers. Anne’s second novel, ‘The Tenant of Wildfell Hall’ and Emily’s ‘Wuthering Heights,’ was published in 1848. ‘The Tenant’ sold well, but ‘Wuthering Heights’ did not.
Branwell died of tuberculosis in September 1848. Emily died of the same disease on 19 December 1848 and Anne on 28 May 1849.
Charlotte, by now a well-known author, died several years later of tuberculosis in March 1855.
"Sadistic rhymes" of our childhood. "Sadistic rhymes" of our childhood I had a little boy
I suggest you remember such a genre of courtyard poetry as sadistic or "black" rhymes. It was very popular in the 80s among the kids.
“A little boy found a machine gun / walked on the roof / climbed a cherry tree / rode an elevator ...” - in a word, it is more difficult to name what the ever-memorable little boy did NOT do. How it all usually ended, we remember from childhood.
Undoubtedly, one of the most striking pre-Internet memes and the main genres of school folklore of all time are "sadistic rhymes", also known as "sadistic ditties", "sadistic verses", "sadyushki", etc. Despite the fact that for 90s, the genre was losing popularity, "rhymes" continue to live and spread, including through the Internet.
According to some estimates, the total number of their stories is close to four hundred. Rhymes are quatrains with pairwise rhyming lines (rarely couplets), which tell about the death or injury of the main character, usually as a result of some kind of technogenic impact.
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
A dump truck drove up behind him.
No screams or groans were heard,
Only boots sticking out of the concrete.
Accidentally hit a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke, stuck his nose out
Kind uncle raised a match!
The happy mother laughed for a long time -
Don't send your son to the crematorium!
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
Accidentally got into an empty barrel.
A plate of three hundred tons fell from above,
And it turned out to be a "Tourist's Breakfast".
A little boy walked around the construction site
A kind worker was watching him.
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
Grandma doesn't have a sweet grandson.
The little boy fell from the balcony,
Soon his cry stopped below.
Grandma threw a doe into the room...
No, he didn't touch the pot of geraniums!
The little boy let the kite go.
A helicopter flew over him in the sky.
The turbine winds the fishing line onto the shaft...
The boy as a "stinger" got into MI-8!
Ninth floor, narrow ledge,
A little boy is falling down!
An astonished mother looks down below -
No, the boy won't learn to fly!
An old woman suffered for a short time
On high-voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Timurovites found in the bushes.
The boy asked: "Give me, mom, candy!"
Mom said: "Put your finger in the socket!"
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke
Watching the children's bones smolder
I asked the electrician Petrov:
"Why did you put a wire around your neck?"
Petrov does not answer anything,
Only the wind shakes his corpse.
A little boy found a machine gun.
With a small foot he pressed the butt.
With a small hand he pulled the trigger,
With a squeal, brains stuck into the ceiling
A little boy found a machine gun,
No one lives in the village anymore.
Masha found a grenade on the field,
What is this papa? - she asked
Pull the ring, - dad said.
A bow flew over the field for a long time.
Girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
For a long time they will appear to me in a dream
Those blue eyes on a pine tree
The boy climbed a tree for a pear,
Pahom the watchman takes out his shotgun:
A shot is heard, a desperate cry ...
“Forty-second”, - the old man smiled.
Another version of the ending:
... A shot rang out, the watchman fell:
The father covered the boy from behind.
The boys were playing Indians in the field
The girls were picking flowers in the field
Masha bent down - an ax in the ass
Egor the Indian throws aptly
A little boy found a razor
With a razor, he came to dad with this
Dad exclaimed: "A harmonica!"
The baby's smile is getting wider and wider.
A little boy bought a kimono,
He saw a lot of tricks in the movies,
With a cry of "kiya!" and a kick,
Dad's balls slipped into his boots,
Dad responded with the same kick,
The boy's eggs were found under the sofa.
A little boy cooked compote,
Instead of a lemon - put a lemon,
Sister wanted to try the foam -
For a long time the brains were torn off the wall.
A little boy was walking along the sleepers,
He was holding his little sister by the hand.
The express from Siberia quickly rushed by:
There were two of them - there were four.
Fast train Tbilisi-Baku,
A man's head was pressed against the door.
The train started, the man ran,
I followed him with my eyes for a long time...
A little boy bathed in a bath,
He swam, dived, doused himself with water.
Mom crept up, rustling with her skirt:
Fuck with a stool - and there is no baby.
A little boy swam down the Nile
A crocodile swam up behind him
An old crocodile groaned for a long time
Pioneer badge got stuck in his asshole
A little boy swam on an ice floe,
An icebreaker came up behind him.
There is no more gratifying picture in the world:
Half-Petya on the left and half-Petit on the right!
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator,
Pressed the switch with a small foot.
The snot in the nose quickly froze.
No, he won't finish his sausage
A girl found a pineapple in the field.
It turned out to be a fascist land mine.
She took out the knife, wanted to eat...
Asshole was found six kilometers away.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
The plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov won't say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench sticks out between the ribs.
Stars in a bunch, bones in a row
Red ties hover over the square:
A bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers.
Two lovers lay in the rye
Quietly the harvester stood at the boundary
Quietly wound up, quietly went…
Someone found half a dick in a loaf
Dad slammed a grenade from work,
To show it to his son Ignat.
The boy hid the grenade in the oven...
Dad will not survive, no matter how you treat him.
The head teacher caught repeater Vasya,
Nailed him to the wall in the classroom.
Anatomy lesson soon -
The teacher will have an exhibit.
Red Square, green Christmas trees.
Misha broke three needles at the Christmas tree.
Black Volga rushed, rustling -
Mother will not wait for the baby to come home
Grandfather presented a dagger to his grandson,
The grandson sharpened that dagger well
Grandfather lies in the armchair as if sleeping
A gift sticks out between the shoulder blades.
A little boy found Pershing 2
He pressed the red button lightly
For a long time the Japanese could not understand
What kind of fungus grows in the distance
Red Square, blue Christmas trees.
A little boy in a green T-shirt.
The "Seagull" rustled quietly.
It took a long time to clean the baby off the wheels
The boy is crawling on the floor,
All pink with blood.
This is dad playing with him
In Pavlik Morozov
Children were standing on the shore
And he didn’t know why
Petya was swollen at the bottom
The game of MU-MU ended
A little boy was walking around the construction site
A brick fell right into him
Puddle blood and a bunch of brains
Foreman Ivanov aptly throws
Children in the basement played in the Gestapo,
the plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapova's mother took revenge on them,
She closed the doors and let the water run.
Tanechka collided with a tiger in the jungle...
She returned to her grandmother in a tiger fur coat
Little Little Vovochka did his best
He sawed his sister's hands with a hacksaw...
Nails should be made from this girl!!!
Vaska - the shepherd was bathing in the river.
An alligator splashed around him...
Strange, but the crocodile swam away whole.
The little boy must have been well-fed.
The old woman did not suffer for long
In high voltage wires.
Its charred carcass
Timurovites found it in the bushes
A little boy found Topol-2,
He pressed the red button first.
For a long time the Japanese could not understand,
What kind of fungus grows in the distance.
A little boy is swimming along the river
Grandfather Athanasius took out a machine gun
A short burst, a strangled cry
"Wow Chapaev," the old man laughs
A little boy was walking on the roof
the wind blew and he fell from the roof
the stupid cat laughed for a long time
while a cake was blinking on the pavement
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
He pressed various buttons
For a long time the Chinese could not understand,
What kind of fungus grows in the distance... the boy into the forest...
The business remained, the boy disappeared
The little boy at the gloomy dawn
He closed the living rat in the toilet
Papa was the first to go there.
.. Poor thing!
It will be hard for him to live without buttocks...
A little boy was playing on the river,
He merrily dived into the water from the bridge...
It is unlikely that the water will carry away his body -
I skillfully placed the pitchfork at the bottom!
A little boy was walking on the roof,
TU-104 was slightly overtaking.
The roof ran out - and then mom
For a long time she collected brains with a scoop
A little boy knocked on the door,
- Give me some water, - he said quietly
They handed him a glass of acid
No flowers grew on the grave for a year
The boy sawed the cable on the rails,
All of a sudden it started to rain.
No, he will not become a sailor now,
He became an excellent guide.
Little Petya played on the rails.
Quietly a tram drove up along the rails...
There is nothing more fun in the world -
Half-Petya to the right and half-Petya to the left!
A little boy went down to the basement
There his grandfather Mikhail was waiting for him
He tortured the boy for a long time in the basement
How could it be otherwise? The footcloths are gone!
Little boy dived from the pier,
Suddenly he saw a shark fin:
God, he thought, what a misfortune -
Too late, only legs sticking out of the mouth
A little boy ran along the roof,
Waving his pen, squealing loudly
The roof ended - a whistle was heard,
The janitor was waiting for a New Year's surprise .
..
A little boy found a mine,
Took it in his bag, got on the bus
People looked askance at the boy...
Only the wheels went further
A little boy was fishing,
A crocodile swam up to him quietly...
The old crocodile suffered for a long time
Pioneer badge stuck in the ass!
A little boy played diver,
He boldly dived to the bottom of the toilet bowl,
A kind mother pressed the pedal,
The boy rushed off into the stinking distance
A little boy found a bomb,
He immediately entered the entrance with it
Like something like thunder there thundered
Hands to the right, legs to the left
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator,
Pressed the switch with a small foot
Snot in the nose quickly froze
No, he won't finish his sausage
A little boy took a bath in the quarry,
The wire broke off the high voltage.
Apparently, the current in the wire was steep -
The boy ran through the water like a saint
The little boy went into the transformer,
The second terminator came out.
A little boy was digging a dugout,
He found a piece of iron, knocked on a stump
Feet on the tree, hands under the oak,
You can’t treat a mine so roughly!
Little boy found Tamagotchi,
He pressed all the buttons for three days and three nights
He didn’t eat for a long time and didn’t sleep for a long time,
After that he became a schizophrenic
A little boy sits in a stroller,
He looks at the sky with his only eye,
He scratches his prosthesis with a fingerless pen,
The child is tormented by illness diathesis
A little boy found a gun,
Mom has no more lovers.
A little boy found a machine gun -
Nobody lives in the village anymore!
A little boy found a scooter:
There are no more poles in the village!
A little boy was cleaning,
Shaking a heavy curtain on the balcony.
Fragile cornice in an old house,
Balcony collapsed with a terrible roar
Mom will have to wash for a long time,
Favorite curtain from blood with brains
A little boy bathed in the bathroom,
A little boy enjoyed water.
Mom crept up, rustling with a dressing gown,
Hit with a stool and no baby
A little boy found a rope
With this find, he came to school
The perky children laughed for a long time
The bald director is hanging in the toilet
The little boy gave up his driving skills,
Having pressed himself into the seat, the instructor was trembling
Moans, curses, thumps ...
The instructor had nightmares for a month
This boy does not live - this is a dead boy
The boy asked his mother for a candy
Mom said to put her finger in the socket
The skin shrank, the bones charred
The guests laughed at the joke for a long time
The little boy went to Zenith,
He shouted loudly: "Spartacus will win!"
They kicked the dead body for a long time,
I would have intervened, but they beat me for the cause
The little boy was chasing pigeons,
Higher and higher, faster and faster
The roof was over, there was a slap
Dad was collecting brains in a scoop
A little boy with a broken leg ,
Eats soup with an aluminum spoon.
A mother looks affectionately at her son:
- When will you get drunk, lame cattle.
A little boy was walking on the roof
Everything would be nothing but fell from the roof
A shabby cat laughed for a long time
How a cake blinked at her from the asphalt
A little boy was walking along the construction site
He pressed various buttons,
A crane drove up from behind for 300 tons
And it turned out tourist's breakfast
A little boy was walking in the woods
Nearby a mushroom picker was gathering mushrooms
A cleaver in the hands of a pioneer will not falter
A poacher's intestines hung on the branches
A little boy was walking along the construction site
Accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline
Started to choke and stuck his nose out -
Kind uncle brought a match
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Prelude.
"A little boy found a machine gun / walked on the roof / climbed a cherry tree / rode an elevator .
.." - in a word, it is more difficult to name what the ever-memorable little boy did NOT do. How it all usually ended, we remember from childhood. Undoubtedly, one of the most striking pre-Internet memes and the main genres of school folklore of all time are "sadistic rhymes", also known as "sadistic ditties", "sadistic verses", "sadyushki", etc. Despite the fact that for 9In the 0s, the genre was losing popularity, "rhymes" continue to live and spread, including through the Internet. According to some estimates, the total number of their stories is close to four hundred. Rhymes are quatrains with pairwise rhyming lines (rarely couplets), which tell about the death or injury of the main character, usually as a result of some kind of technogenic impact.
Children in the basement played with the Gestapo
The plumber Potapov was brutally tortured
His whole life is yet to come
...if he takes the dagger out of his chest
A dump truck was coming up behind him.
No screams or groans were heard,
Only shoes stick out of the concrete.
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
Accidentally got into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke, stuck his nose out
Kind uncle raised a match! The happy mother laughed for a long time -
You don't have to take your son to the crematorium!
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
Accidentally got into an empty barrel.
A slab of three hundred tons fell from above,
And it turned out "Tourist's Breakfast".
A little boy was walking around the construction site
A kind worker was watching him.
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
Grandma doesn't have a sweet grandson.
The little boy fell from the balcony,
Soon his cry stopped below.
Grandma threw a doe into the room...
No, he didn't touch the pot of geraniums!
A helicopter flew over him in the sky.
The turbine winds the fishing line onto the shaft...
The boy as a "stinger" got into MI-8!
Ninth floor, narrow ledge,
A little boy is falling down!
An astonished mother looks down below -
No, the boy won't learn to fly!
An old woman suffered for a short time
On high-voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Timurovites found in the bushes.
The boy asked: "Give me, mom, candy!"
Mom said: "Put your finger in the socket!"
The guests laughed for a long time at the joke
Watching the children's bones smolder
I asked the electrician Petrov:
"Why did you put a wire around your neck?"
Petrov doesn't answer anything,
Only the wind shakes his corpse.
A little boy found a machine gun.
With a small foot he pressed the butt.
With a small hand he pulled the trigger,
With a squeal, brains stuck into the ceiling
A little boy found a machine gun,
No one lives in the village anymore.
Masha found a grenade on the field,
What is this papa? - she asked
Pull the ring, - dad said.
A bow flew over the field for a long time.
The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
For a long time they will appear to me in a dream
Those blue eyes on a pine tree
Another variant of the ending:
... A shot rang out, the watchman fell:
The father covered the boy from behind.
The boys played Indians in the field
The girls picked flowers in the field
Masha bent down - an ax in the ass
The Indian Egor throws it accurately
A little boy found a razor
With a razor, he came to his dad with this
Dad exclaimed: "Harmonica!"
The baby's smile is getting wider and wider.
A little boy bought a kimono,
He saw a lot of tricks in the movies,
With a cry of "kiya!" and a kick,
Dad's balls slipped into his boots,
Dad responded with the same kick,
The boy's eggs were found under the sofa.
A little boy cooked compote,
Instead of a lemon - put a lemon,
My sister wanted to try the foam -
For a long time the brains were torn off the wall.
A little boy walked along the sleepers,
He was holding his little sister by the hand.
The express from Siberia quickly rushed by:
There were two of them - there were four.
Fast train Tbilisi-Baku,
A man's head was pressed against the door.
The train started, the man ran,
I followed him with my eyes for a long time...
A little boy bathed in a bath,
He swam, dived, doused himself with water.
Mom crept up, rustling with her skirt:
Fuck with a stool - and there is no baby.
A little boy swam down the Nile
A crocodile swam up behind him
An old crocodile groaned for a long time
Pioneer badge stuck in the ass
A little boy swam on an ice floe,
Behind him an icebreaker tumbled.
There is no more gratifying picture in the world:
Half-Petya on the left and half-Petit on the right!
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator,
Pressed the switch with a small foot.
The snot in the nose quickly froze.
No, he won't finish his sausage
A girl found a pineapple in the field.
It turned out to be a fascist land mine.
She took out the knife, she wanted to eat ...
Asshole was found six kilometers away.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
The plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov won't say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench sticks out between the ribs.
Stars in a bunch, bones in a row
Red ties hover over the square:
A bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers.
Two lovers lay in the rye
Quietly the harvester stood at the boundary
Quietly started up, quietly went ...
Someone found half a dick in a loaf
Dad slammed a grenade from work,
To show it to his son Ignat.
The boy hid the grenade in the oven...
Dad will not survive, no matter how you treat him.
The head teacher caught repeater Vasya,
Nailed him to the wall in the classroom.
Anatomy lesson soon -
The teacher will have an exhibit.
Red Square, green Christmas trees.
Misha broke three needles at the Christmas tree.
The Black Volga rushed by, rustling -
The mother will not wait for the baby to come home
The little boy let the snake go.
A plane flew over him in the sky.
The turbine pulled the fishing line into the motor
. Pakhtakor didn't play football anymore!
The boy climbed a tree for a pear,
The watchman Pahom takes out his shotgun:
A shot rang out, a desperate cry ...
Here is "forty-one", - the old man said.
The boy climbed a tree for a plum tree,
Pahom the watchman takes out his shotgun:
A shot is heard, a desperate cry ...
"Forty-second," the old man smiled.
The boy climbed a tree for cherries,
Watchman Pahom takes out his shotgun:
A shot rang out and the watchman fell.
The boy got his "Mauser" earlier!
Option: "Dad covered the boy from behind"!
Children in the basement were playing Gestapo
the plumber Potapov was brutally tortured
but he still has everything ahead of him
if he pulls the crowbar out of his chest
another version
hands and feet are nailed to the back of the head
but still did not reveal where he hides the bottle
Grandmother’s granddaughter from school I was waiting for
potassium cyanide in a mortar
grandfather beat grandmother
nailed his granddaughter to the fence
A little boy found a machine gun
no one lives in the village anymore
and no one lives in the city either
but where does he get cartridges for the bastard
another option
only grandmother Matryona remained in the village
oh, it’s a pity she didn’t have enough cartridges
Grandmother loved her granddaughter very much
she planted a bomb in her bed
two powerful explosions were heard at night
the granddaughter also loved her grandmother
The girl Masha loved to use chemicals
she poured something, added something
there was an impressive explosion at night
it was a powerful impulse of genius
Anton Prokhorov fed the pigeons
threw a loaf of ten killed))))
A little boy found Pershing-2
Red pressed the button at the wing
For a long time the Yankees could not understand,
What kind of fungus grows in the distance
A little boy played diver
He measured the depth of the toilet bowl
Kind uncle pressed the pedal
And the boy rushed off into the underwater distance
Black in front, black in back -
Negroes are on the Moscow parade.
I propose to remember a little black humor of the 90s...
A little boy found a machine gun -
No one lives in the village anymore.
The old grandmother Matryona is groaning,
But there was not enough cartridge for her.
A little boy climbed an apple tree,
The watchman grandfather took out his sawn-off shotgun.
A shot rang out, a cry was heard...
"Forty-eighth!" the old man grinned.
Late autumn, the grass is withering,
A little boy is chopping firewood.
The blade softly entered the body,
Together with the legs, childhood was gone...
A little boy played in the boiler room,
He opened various faucets there.
Boiling water hit with a noise,
Boiled meat carried out the stream.
Accidentally fell into a barrel of gasoline.
He began to choke and stuck his nose out...
Uncle helpfully raised a match.
A little boy was walking on the roof,
Nothing, but soon he fell down.
He did thirty-three somersaults in the air,
They scraped him off the asphalt for a long time.
A little boy was playing at a construction site,
A dump truck pulled up behind him.
For a long time the drivers laughed to tears,
Ripping children's meat off the wheels.
The little boy found the rope.
And with this rope he came to school.
The children laughed at the joke for a long time:
The bald director was hanging in the toilet.
A little boy found a kimono,
He learned a couple of tricks from the movies.
With a cry of "Kiya!" and with a kick
Daddy's balls flowed into the boots.
A little boy found a gun,
For a long time he aimed at his father's back.
A shot rang out and dad fell.
Mom thought: "So, hit!"
A little boy played diver:
He boldly dived to the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Dad accidentally pressed the pedal,
And the boy took off into the shitty distance.
A little boy found a scooter -
There are no more poles in the village.
A little boy found a gun.
The school is standing, but the director is not.
A little boy wanted to shave,
A dangerous razor hit his throat.
The bitter news was told to the father.
Dad said: "Serve the tomboy!"
A little boy found a machine gun.
And he put the muzzle in his grandfather's ass.
Grandfather is no longer able to understand,
Who has learned to shoot so accurately.
A little boy was cooking aspic -
A legless father was crawling on the floor.
A little boy walked through the woods,
He fell into a trap with his little foot.
"That's good luck!" - the forester thought, -
"Tomorrow I will invite my friends to a picnic!"
A little boy climbed into the refrigerator,
A foot accidentally pressed the switch.
The snot is freezing in the nose...
No, he won't have time to finish eating the sausage!
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
Accidentally fell into a tub filled with concrete.
In the morning my mother went to the store,
Looks - the son is smiling in the wall.
The little boy fell from the balcony,
Soon his cry stopped below.
Grandma threw a doe into the room...
No, he didn't touch the pot of geraniums!
A little boy was sitting on the roof,
If he were a butterfly, he would fly.
Someone crept up behind him with a club -
So the idiot's dreams came true ...
A little boy sucked candy,
A dump truck drove up to him from behind ...
The next morning they wrote in the newspapers:
The boy died, choking on candy.
A little boy with a broken leg
Eats soup with a wooden spoon.
Mommy looks at her son tenderly:
"When are you going to get drunk, lame brute?"
A little boy climbed onto the window,
An unintelligent baby hung down.
In a splash of bloody asphalt and a fence:
A boy threw a tomato at passers-by.
A little boy cooked compote,
Put lemons instead of lemons.
Mom wanted to try foam -
It took a long time to scrape it off the wall.
A little boy lived with his grandmother
From childhood he fell in love with beer.
Vodka, wine, etc., etc.
A baby has grown up and lives in LTP.
A little boy was digging a hole.
Suddenly metal hit the iron.
Hands on the tree, and eggs by the oak:
A mine should not be handled so rudely.
A little boy found a shotgun -
A one-legged old man rode for a long time.
Once a pioneer passed along the shore,
An elderly crocodile lay in the river.
An old crocodile groaned for a long time:
Pioneer badge stuck in the ass.
Little boy sitting and fishing,
A large crocodile was swimming past.
Bones crackled in the mighty hand...
The corpse of a crocodile floats along the river.
Vova was forced to clean his gun.
Thin fingers held the handguard,
A thin handle pulled the trigger,
Eyes whistled into the ceiling.
The boy found a neutron bomb,
Put it in a briefcase and went to school.
The teachers' council laughed for a long time afterwards:
The school is intact, but there are no students!
Vovka found a gun in a ditch,
Vovka has no more parents.
A boy from school had a bad grade,
Father wrapped the tire iron in a newspaper.
With a crunch, the iron entered between the eyes:
"You're going to learn lessons, lazybones!"
The girl Masha walked across the field,
The girl Masha found a grenade.
People thought, thunder rumbled...
A bow flew over the field for a long time.
The daughter asked her father for candy.
Dad told her: "Put your finger in the socket!"
Children's bones quickly charred,
The guests laughed at the joke for a long time.
Masha found a razor on the street.
"What is this, uncle?" she asked.
"A harmonica," he answered her.
Baby's smile from ear to ear.
The girl Masha loved animals:
"Mom, let's go to the zoo as soon as possible!"
She wanted to play with the tiger...
The unfortunate mother sobbed for a long time.
Girl Masha found a fly agaric.
She liked the pattern on the hat.
"Delicious, must be!" she decided.
Ambulance is no longer needed.
beautiful girl
Lying naked in the bushes.
Another would have raped,
And I just kicked!
The girl of the beloved shaving grandfather.
Could not resist - a little naughty.
His face became like a pear...
Old grandfather, why does he need ears?
A little girl named Rita
Quietly played with a piece of dynamite.
An explosion suddenly rang out on Zhdanov Street...
Eyes - in Medvedkovo, buttocks - in Chertanovo.
Papa brings Anechka to a bush,
Treats his daughter with a red berry.
A child dies in terrible agony...
Dad is a writer, he studies life!
Girls were picking flowers in the field,
Boys were playing Indians in the field.
Tanya bent down - and an ax in the ass:
The Indian Yegor throws it aptly.
The girl was walking in a dark forest,
She was singing a song softly.
Suddenly, wolves jumped from behind a bush -
Buttocks were left hanging on the Christmas tree.
Girls met a tiger in the forest -
Mothers didn't wait for their children after the walk.
A girl rode a boat in the sea -
Tights returned with the tide.
A girl was sledding down a hill,
Soldiers were riding tanks nearby.
Bones crunched like cabbage,
It became dull and empty on the hill...
The girl decided to iron her skirt
And heated the iron red hot.
A girl burned down together with the apartment.
The little skirt remained rumpled...
The girl was playing ball in the kindergarten,
The ball accidentally hit her uncle.
Uncle puffed up: "Oooh, fidget!"
Only the eyes dangled from the fingers.
The girl accidentally fell into the river.
Mom didn't scold her for that.
Before you scold your daughter,
You still need to call a diver...
Our Tanya is crying loudly:
A ball is jumping over her head.
This is my father's invention -
The ball is made of lead!
Bones in a row, stars in a row:
The tram was moved by the October detachment.
The counselor is chewing a sandwich nearby,
Tomorrow he will bring a new detachment.
Naked women are flying across the sky:
A rocket hit the bathhouse.
The old woman suffered for a short time
In high-voltage wires,
Her charred carcass
Frightened the birds.
Grandmother was waiting for her granddaughter from school,
Potassium cyanide in a mortar.
Grandfather ahead of grandmother -
Nailed his granddaughter to the fence with nails.
A child is lying on the floor,
Pink all over with blood.
It was dad playing with him
In Pavlik Morozov.
Two lovers were lying in the rye,
The harvester was standing near the boundary,
Quietly started, quietly went,
Someone found a bra in a long loaf.
Blue sea, bloody goulash:
Our plane landed on the beach.
Children in the basement played Gestapo,
The plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
Potapov won't say, Potapov is silent:
The wrench sticks out between the ribs.
Nails nailed to the back of the head,
But he didn't say where he hid the bottle.
Potapov's daughter took revenge on them:
She closed the door, let the water in.
Children in the basement played sadists -
A detachment of karatekas was brutally tortured.
Grandfather found a grenade in the field,
Put it in his pocket and went to the regional committee.
Grandpa threw a grenade out the window -
Grandpa is old, he doesn't care.
Grandfather raked the anthill with a stick:
"Come here, my rightful heir!"
Will soon decorate his office
A cleanly gnawed child's skeleton.
Red ties fly over the square:
A bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers.
Children in the basement played hospital -
Plumber Sinitsyn died from childbirth.
My mother gouged out my eyes with an awl,
So that I couldn't find jam in the cupboard.
I don't watch telly and don't read fairy tales,
But I smell and hear well.
We asked the plumber Petrov:
"Where did you get the rope, Uncle Vova?"
Uncle Vova did not answer us,
Only the wind shook his corpse...
"Fish!" - exclaimed the happy baby,
Right in his boots, he jumped into the reeds.
A minute passed, and another, and three...
Bubbles stopped gurgling in the water.
Kolya's parents dissolved the marriage.
Shmotye was divided, but Kolya was not.
I won't give you my son for anything! -
He was sawn in half with a saw.
A boy was driving in a car,
All smeared on the tire.
Mom spanked her son for a bad mark.
At night he took the poker from the fireplace.
Now you can not study for a whole year:
Mom was stuck in the hospital for a long time.
No sound in the children's bedroom,
Only boiling water gurgled.
Grandma was watering her grandson:
"Seven o'clock! Get up, my friend!"
Three racketeers came to my grandmother,
But they couldn't take anything away.
For a long time the old woman covered her tracks -
Flushed them bit by bit down the toilet.
The mechanic is cracking in the transformer, smoking.
And there was nothing to urinate on the wire!
Dad, why is our grandmother in the grove
Hiding and not moving?
- This is not a grandmother, dear, but a mother-in-law!
Let's aim better!
Two lovers were walking along the rails.
With whom it does not happen - they stumbled, fell,
The move did not slow down the express train from Siberia ...
There were two of them, but there were four.
The butcher's father gutted the old man,
The son said to him irritably:
"Grandfather should have been finished a long time ago:
Carrion will go only for a ruble twenty-five!"
Grandfather Mitrofanich sat down on a stump:
"Oh, it's been a hard day!"
Pants flew over the forest for a long time -
Here it is, the vile echo of the war.
Our ship was moored at the pier,
Petya decided to swim first.
The children laughed for a long time on the deck -
On the right half-Petit and on the left half-Petit.
There was a neutron bomb in the field,
The girl quietly pressed the button.
There is no one to scold this girl:
The blue planet sleeps forever.
Two butchers on bloody plywood
Aborted a pioneer with a fork.
A guilty counselor stood nearby,
He finished off the fruit with a shovel.
In the kindergarten during the excavation of the cellar
A group of workers unearthed the skeleton.
Whose do you think it was, mate?
A teacher died from children's hands.
Somehow the kids were playing by the sea,
Nearby the nets of the sharks broke through.
Children are hardly familiar with fear:
Their muzzles were stuffed, their gills were torn.
Sausage factory. Midnight. Fence.
The thief Yegor went to work.
But he slipped, got into the conveyor...
Delicious "PediGree Pal" will turn out.
"Doctor, doctor, what a pity!
Three patients have already died!" -
"Only three!? Damn it!
There were five recipes!"
Katya was walking home through the park,
A sexual maniac was waiting in the bushes.
Neither a scream nor a squeak was heard...
The karateka knocked him down in silence.
A little boy was sitting by the path,
The tank ran over his legs.
A kind uncle wearing a green cap
A bullet in the stomach calmed the poor thing.
Little Boy Poems
Dima
Author:
dima
August 24, 2016 05:09 PM
Tags: 90 years of the USSR dashing 90s
We all remember the poems about the Little Boy, who constantly walked somewhere and got into trouble.
1
Source:
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
Accidentally got into a concrete mixer.
The boy's mother went to the store -
The son smiles at her from the wall!
2.
A little boy found a kimano,
He took a couple of tricks from the movie,
With a cry of hiya and a kick -
Daddy's balls flowed into the boots!!!
Dad answered with the same blow -
The boy's eggs were found under the sofa!!!
3.
Little boy bought a sausage,
Thinks he'll piss on her
Salty taste in guests' mouths -
Here's salami from Finnish friends!
4.
A little boy played ninja,
Suddenly attacked his old grandfather.
For a long time they scraped off the little boy from the storehouse -
Grandfather turned out to be a special forces major!
5.
The boy came up with a game - Aviator,
Sister's fingers stuck into the fan.
Sister's fingers fly around the house -
Brother and sister play merrily.
6.
The little boy found the powder.
I thought it was tobacco, I lit a cigarette.
The explosion went off like bullets,
The boy's teeth killed the granny.
7.
A little boy with his dad smoked
Where is our elevator? he asked his dad.
Father pointed to the garbage chute,
son rumbled with bones for a long time.
8.
The boys were playing Indians in the field,
The girls were picking flowers in the field.
..
Tanya bent down - an ax in her ass!
Indian Igor shoots accurately!!!
9.
Boy. Tribunes. Big stadium.
Loudly he shouted "Zenith champion"
Broken skull and two vertebrae.
CSKA has many fans
10.
A little boy was reading the Kama Sutra
The fifth position was taken in the morning
Remember comrade - sex is not a toy!
The boy died - he was stuck in a cot.
11.
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
A little boy fell from the construction site.
Dogs and cats laughed for a long time,
How to move the eyes of a cake.
12.
A little boy played Papuan,
Aptly threw a piece of pineapple,
Dad didn't get the joke, however,
Deciding to play maniac killer.
13.
The little boy was playing hide-and-seek,
He definitely climbed very strongly into the oven.
Mom did not know about this game -
There will be a roast for dinner in the family!
14.
The boy was repairing a color TV.
The TV set was plugged in...
Papa Ivan will not notice the loss -
There is only a handful of soot in front of the screen.
15.
A little boy found a piece of paper,
A little boy went to poop
The kids laughed at him for a long time -
This piece of paper was sandpaper.
16.
A little boy was walking at a construction site,
A tower crane was lifting a load nearby.
The old cable could not bear the weight, -
The boy's ears have grown to the sandals.
17.
The little boy decided to joke -
Put arsenic in daddy's soup bowl.
Both died of an attack instantly:
Papa was also a great joker!!!
18.
Children in the basement played in the hospital,
Plumber Sinitsyn died from childbirth!
19.
A little boy found a pineapple,
It turned out to be a German land mine.
Pulled the "leaf" and started eating it...
Teeth found 6 kilometers.
20.
A little boy was swimming in the Nile
A crocodile crept up behind him
An old crocodile grunted for a long time
An October badge got stuck in his ass.
21.
A little boy was walking around the construction site,
A huge ice rink was passing by...
The boy wanted to look at the system -
Now you can hang it on the wall!
22.
Little Vova swam in the sea.
The boat rushed past with an arrow.
Uncles laughed until they dropped -
Vovka's swimming trunks were not removed from the screw.
23.
A little boy was playing Robin Hood -
Aunt Lyuda was pierced by an arrow!
24.
The boy found a mousetrap in the pantry,
Awkwardly thrust his finger into it.
A frightened cry pierced the silence -
A neighbor's old man died of a heart attack.
25.
The little boy mastered the trampoline,
I couldn't stop here,
The moron jumped higher and higher,
He broke through the oak ceiling with his forehead!
26.
A little boy found a rope,
With this find, he came to school.
The perky children laughed for a long time -
The bald director is hanging in the toilet!
27.
A little boy climbed for a plum,
Grandfather Elisey got his sawn-off shotgun!
A shot rang out, the grandfather fell -
The father covered the boy from behind!
28.
A little boy played diver,
He boldly dived to the bottom of the toilet,
A kind aunt pressed the pedal -
The boy rushed off into the stinking distance.
29.
A little boy bought a toy,
he quickly sat his dad at the computer.
This toy had a secret -
Papa has been in a psychiatric hospital for a year or two!
30.
The boy found shells at the well -
Instead of a well, now there is a swamp.
The boy found dynamite under the tree -
There is his scarf under the tree.
31.
A little boy made jam,
Instead of a lemon, he put a lemon.
Mom decided to try foams,
For a long time the intestines were torn off from the wall.
32.
A boy found a machine gun in a ravine -
No one lives in the village anymore.
Only grandmother Matryona remained:
It's a pity there wasn't enough cartridge for her.
33.
A little boy climbed onto the ledge,
I called Carlson and rushed down!
Warm blood flows on the asphalt -
It can be seen that there was a defect in the propeller!
34.
A little boy, chasing a fly,
Sharply collided with an old woman neighbor.
The child's ears are torn off -
An evil old woman caught him...
35.
Little boy found a flamethrower0009 He accidentally set fire to the peasant's stomach.
The boy sat for a long time and wondered -
Why did the man yell for so long!
36.
A little boy was playing in the kitchen,
Accidentally fell into a large pot.
Will now be for the working class
Forty kilos of boiled meat!
37.
The little boy bought a computer.
I connected it to the Sberbank system.
For a long time in the savings bank they could not understand -
Where did the zeros go from the deposits?
38.
A little boy was walking at a construction site,
From the house he shot bricks down.
A bunch of builders appeared -
No, don't drink their pay today.
39.
The little boy loved to dance,
In the dance he jumped onto the bed.
The leg of the bed crunched meanly -
And there is no Katya playing hide and seek.
40.
A little boy came to hockey,
He shouted loudly: "Makarov, forget it!"
The puck hit him right,
He won't say anything else.
