Silly pirate songs

If your kids love pirates, here are some fun, kid-friendly pirate songs that you can sing with them:

1. We Are the Pirates

This song will have you and the kids singing and humming it for days after.

About the Song: The song will help your little ones learn a few things about ships and sailing.

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This is one of the fun pirate songs for preschoolers.

About the Song: This song is about each child finding a pirate ship in different weather conditions. The children then climb aboard a ship to go on a grand adventure with the captain over the deep blue sea.

3. Silly Pirate Song

A silly pirate song is just what this is. It is fun and has a catchy tune.

About the Song: The Silly Pirate Song is great if you want your pirate-loving kids to work on their memories. It requires them to remember the sounds that all the interruptions the pirates face. These include a surfer, a shark, a helicopter, an octopus, a mermaid, a submarine and a police boat. You can add in some of the actions to make it even more fun!

4. If You Want to Be a Pirate

This cute and simple song is one for the very young pirates.

About the Song: Your kids will learn the basics of what pirates do, from swabbing decks to digging for treasure.

5. Port Side Pirates

This song provides a bit of fun Pirate music for the kids.

About the Song: Sailors use different terms to refer to left and right (port and starboard, respectively). This catchy tune will have your kids learn one of the basics of sailing in no time.

6. The Pirate Song

This is one of the best pirate songs for kids to learn fun actions.

About the Song: This song is a favourite amongst little children as it comes with fun actions and simple lyrics. You can play it to entertain kids any day, including your pirate-themed party by getting them to sing and dance along.

7. A Pirate Went to Sea

Kids can clap, dance and sing-along to this fun song.

About the Song: With this song, you will help your kids improve their beat recognition and rhythm. It is a great song for helping them to develop their coordination.

8. The Big Ship Sails Through the Alley Alley O

If you want old pirate songs, you can always go for this lovely tune.

About the Song: The simple yet fun actions in the video make it great for young kids. It also offers a bit of education, as the Alley Alley O refers to the Manchester Shipping Canal’s opening.

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This pirate song is great for kids who are very young. It is a fun way to teach them alphabets.

About the Song: The song is very educational. It teaches your little ones the phonetics of each alphabet and also a word related to pirates and sailing to go with it.

10. Talk Like a Pirate

If you are looking for a catchy tune that you can stomp your feet and dance along to, this song is perfect.

About the Song: Your children will learn how to talk like real pirates with this Disney pirate song. It teaches them perfect pirate phonetics.

These enjoyable pirate songs for kids are bound to get them excited. After all, most kids love pirate stories and entertainment.

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10 ridiculous songs of the 90s: performers, authors and clips

The President and the Amazon, Zhu-Zhu album cover

Vulgarity, nonsense, primitiveness, insults, racism, cruelty to animals - all this was sung in the hits of our today's heroes, to which in the 90s millions danced merrily at school discos. Many of these songs continue to be popular today and are heard at concerts. And we hardly ever hear from anyone. So, 10 most ridiculous Russian songs 90's.

1. Arkady Ukupnik "Sim-Sim, open up!"

• Released: 1994
• Lyricist: Yuri Varum

Arkady Ukupnik is a talented composer who wrote many hits for Russian performers. Lekha (Alena Apina), Strong Woman (Alla Pugacheva), Wall (Larisa Dolina), Love Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Vlad Stashevsky), Don't Tell Me (Natalia Vetlitskaya), Rowan Beads "(Irina Ponarovskaya) - this is only a part of his songs. AT 90-e Ukupnik himself decided to conquer the stage by choosing a freakish image. Only the lazy did not scoff at the image and solo songs of Arkady. Nevertheless, many of his compositions became hits: “I will never marry you” (“Passport”), “Daisy”, “Petruha” and others.

Special attention deserves the work "Sim-Sim, open!" from the 1994 album of the same name. The text for this imperishable was written by Yuri Varum (1949-2014), the father of Anzhelika Varum. According to the plot, the lyrical hero has been legally married for a month, but the young woman refuses to fulfill her marital duty. " Sim-Sim open, Sim-Sim surrender. Don't be afraid and don't be shy. I’m not a rapist, believe me, Sima, but it’s unbearable to live like this anymore ,” Arkady sings in the chorus, persuading the girl throughout the song.

In the 2000s, Arkady Ukupnik left his solo career, but continued to write songs for his colleagues. He is also the creator of music for a number of Russian films, including for the trilogy "Love-carrot" with Kristina Orbakaite in the title role.

2. Adrenaline "Toddle Slowly"

• Released: 1998
• Lyricist: unknown

The song "Walp Quietly" by the group "Adrenaline" became popular in 1998, thanks to getting into numerous pirated collections. Remember the cassette booths in the markets in the 90s? “Toddle…” sounded from each. No one knew what the performers looked like, but the army-themed lyrics of the song bounced off their teeth.

Vratze about the plot. The girl escorted the guy to the army, they say, “ serve my beloved, don’t grieve about me. If something happens suddenly, write about everything ". The young man did just that, saying that “ broke his legs ” and asked to pick him up. « Wander slowly, but forget me. Your little legs will grow, you will live somehow , ”said his beloved. Real drama! But all ends well. The protagonist recovered, returned home and sent the very girl who wanted to renew relations with him to “waddle quietly”.

The Adrenaline group continues to exist, the musicians record new songs, tour and, of course, everyone at concerts is waiting for their main hit. 9Igor Sorokin This, of course, is about the song “Wait”. Igorek does not sing in it, but rather tells, the music is extremely primitive, but there was an anchor in the form of a scandalous chorus. The main character does not know how to cook and asks her mother to wait, who " cooks cool " (what exactly is a big question). " Let's wait for your mother " - Igorek answers her. This phrase became a meme (although there was no such word then), it was repeated by everyone and sundry until the next trash hit appeared.

Igorek has released nine albums during his career and to this day continues to perform with his imperishable music.

4. “Haru Mamburu” brought his leg together

• Released: 1994
• Lyricist: Maxim Pokrovsky

not one hit. This song was released on the self-titled album 1993 years old However, no one knows what it is about. For the text "Haru mamburu" is a collection of incomprehensible words. According to the frontman of “Nogu brought down” Maxim Pokrovsky , he just “muttered” her. Nevertheless, fans of Pokrovsky and company managed to learn the lyrics by heart and continue to demand this hit at every concert of the group.

5. Cabaret duet Academy "For beer"

• Release year: 1995
• Text author: Aleksey Vishnya

"For Beer" is one of the most famous songs of the cabaret duet "Academy", consisting of Lolita and Alexander Tsekalo . The team relied on the performance of comic and ironic love songs. One of them is the bloody drama "For Beer", the first performer and author of which is Alexey Vishnya .

According to the story, “ a young lover came to his wife when the husband went for beer ”, “ the student kissed and caressed his wife ”, “ and the husband did not go for beer " (was standing outside the door). As a result, " the husband killed both with an ax, and then went for beer ." The stars of the "Mask Show" starred in the video for this song. The song "For Beer" is a thing of the past, the creative and family duet of stars has long disintegrated, and Lolita performs only "Tu-tu-tu, na-na-na" from the Academy's heritage at her concerts.

6. The President and the Amazon "In the face with a teapot"

• Released: 1997
• Author of the text: unknown

"The President and the Amazon" is almost a solo project Alsu Bulgarina , who was assisted by two dancers on stage and in clips. Alsou was remembered for her image (pink dress and red wig) and childish voice (helped by computer gadgets). "The President and the Amazon" became popular in 1997 after the release of the album "Zhu-Zhu". In addition to the title track, the disc contained the hit "Children's Dance". If this song came out now, animal rights activists would grab their heads. The artist sings that “ the hippopotamus cannot dance ”, “ the baboon cannot kiss " and " giraffe can't hug ". For this, the singer offers to give each of them " in the face with a teapot ". After that, according to the version, the performers, the listed animals will learn to do what they did not know how to do.

In the same year, Alla Pugacheva invited Bulgarina to speak at the Christmas Meetings. Under "In the face with a teapot" the whole beau monde danced, including the prima donna herself. As the official biography of the "President and the Amazon" says, at that time "Children's Dance" was one of Pugacheva's favorite songs. Like, Alla Borisovna ordered it on the radio more than once. Alsu read this in an interview with a star, and also heard from the program director of one of the radio stations.

The author of the text of "Children's Dance" is unknown. This song belongs to the category of so-called student folklore and exists in a variety of versions. One of them in the program "Ships came into our harbor" in 2010 was performed by Eleonora Filina , the third wife of Eduard Uspensky .

Alsu Bulgarina left show business, but remained in the entertainment industry. In particular, she was engaged in renting fake show cakes (as a rule, strippers hide in them).

7. Forbidden drummers "Killed a Negro"

• Released: 1999
• Lyricist: Ivan Trofimov

The song "Killed a Negro" is both luck and a curse of the group "Forbidden Drummers". This track, the text of which was written by ex-member of the group Ivan Trofimov, became a hit in 1999 due to wide rotation on Nashe Radio and MTV. Now, of course, no one would promote such a song. Alas, other compositions of this group did not work. And for most listeners, "Forbidden Drummers" is associated with "Killed a Negro." The text is very strange. It uses clichés associated with the African American population: basketball, hip-hop. The main character does not go to deal with them, because he was killed. However, then a sorcerer appears who performed a healing rite. True, after that the victim turned into a zombie. " But he got up and went. Zombies can also, they can play basketball , ”sings the soloist of the group Viktor Pivtorypavlo.

"Forbidden drummers" still exist today. The musicians have repeatedly emphasized that they are extremely negative about racism, but this is just a joke song.

8. Ahi-sighs "Young fool-fool"

• Release year: 1999
• Lyricist: Dmitry Ivanov

with his "Youngster" ("Fool-fool"). This track went to the youth thanks to the swear chip. The lyrics of the song, written by keyboardist Dmitry Ivanov, are very mundane. The soloists sing about a young girl who, in their opinion, is not intellectually developed enough. The chorus consists of one phrase " No boom-boom in my head! The youngster is a fool-fool ! (repeated several times).

The debut album, in order to sell better, was called "100% fool-fool". However, there were no other hits on it. As well as on the next two records of "Ahov-sighs". After a couple of years they sank into oblivion.

9. Gone with the Wind "Kakao"