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100+ Funny Sentences in English for Silly Kids

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It is somewhat understandable why grammar can seem like an intimidating subject, especially for a kid. However, there’s always a fun way to learn new things. With funny sentences, kids can learn how to construct sentences, explore and learn new words and also have a fun time simultaneously.

Here are funny sentences that will help a kid gain a good grip over the language and also have a good laugh:

The cat drove the car.
The puppy makes great pizzas.
My sister jumped on an octopus.
John wants to buy a cake for his frog.
His dog loves roller-coaster rides.
The orange ate the apple while I was away.
The giant lion baked cookies for Christmas

I sold 10 apple pies to the dinosaur next door.
The cat ate a bowl of cereal
The monkey asked me for help with his homework
Jen’s pet squirrel sent me a text message
The fat rat sat on the mat
Kat married the iguana this Tuesday
My parrot failed the Math test
My brother wanted to visit the lion’s den
My cat was flying all day yesterday
The penguins played poker all evening
I befriended a pumpkin because he was lonely
The seagulls had a financial crisis
The elephants played chess because they were bored
The mice under the bed are angry on my mother
They ate laptops for dinner
Look! It’s raining chocolates
The monkeys fought with the gorillas
Richard went for a walk with his lizards
My friends live in the zoo
I went to see the doctor because I ran out of candies
My dogs went on a vacation
Timothy gave me a basket of worms for my birthday
The refrigerator gave Margot dance classes
The frogs and the fishes sang in harmony
The turtle divorced the pigeon because she was sick
Jill’s house is made of chocolate cake
The circle and the square left the rectangle alone
I went fishing with the sharks this Sunday
Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Keep looking up, there may be a rainbow waiting for you.
When I’m too big for you to hold, I’ll hold you instead.
If you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees.
Graham: Everyone in my class wants to be a doctor.

Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Graham: A cheetah. Or a pig.

I really love being human, but some days I really wish I could be a fairy.
Mommy, I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I NEED chocolate.
Fog is just clouds that have fallen down.
Ow! My eye! I didn’t know where my hand was going. I thought it wanted to rest behind my head but it wanted to poke me in the eye.
It was fun being famous on my birthday
Mommy, I love you. When monsters come, I will save you.
I really wish I had some yoga pants even though I really don’t do yoga . Kind of like you, mom
Ashlyn, age 6: “Mommy, guess what?”

Mom: “What?”

Ashlyn: “I just love you. ”

Are we taking the stairs or the alligator?
Mom: Good morning! Do you need a hug?

Erik: Actually, I need pancakes and not this hug.

Mom: “Henry, you can come down out of time-out now.”

Henry, age 3: “No thanks, I’m at the French Revolution.”

Mommy, I wish you were my age so you can be my daughter.

In my heart, I’m still little.

I think I’m gonna be good for the rest of my life. Well, except when I make mistakes, but we can blame that on my emotions.
Luke: Mom, when was I born?

Mom: February 17th, 2009.

Luke: Hey, that’s my birthday.

4-year-old Auggie in front of boutique display mannequins: “Meet my new family, mom. They are the quiet people.”
Mom, sorry but I accidentally peed behind the toilet and also on that shoe.

Sick Benji, age 3: “Mommy, my nose isn’t working. I need a new one, please. ”
If you put duck tape on a chicken, will it fall or do you need chicken tape?
I’m just gonna give you little kisses because big kisses make you grow and mommies aren’t allowed to grow anymore.
When I was in the backyard, my sock fell off and went over the fence.
Stella bantering with her new stuffed toy: “You don’t like potatoes? I don’t like potatoes too!
You’re so good at tying shoes, mamma. You’re the best one ever. I think you need a trophy, mamma.
I never sleep with my mom in her bed because she has really big toots.
Mommy, you never forget things. You always remember that you forgot. So you never really forget.
I will miss you while I’m sleeping
Violet is crying.

Mom: Violet, what’s wrong? Why are you so upset?

Violet: Because I can’t get this shirt to work!

Mom: Violet, honey… You can’t get the shirt to work because they are pants

2-year-old Ty is pooping on a potty trainer and talking to his poops: “Have fun in the sewer!”
Mom, do snowmen poop? Haha, never mind that’s silly! They don’t have butts.
Country song playing in the room: Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky.

3-year-old Jack: Mom, whiskey makes babies?
“I wish we were fairies, our life would be easier.
A mom and her daughter Grace are folding clothes. Grace sings: “You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them.”
Caroline: What are taxes?

Mom: Taxes are money we pay to the government.

Caroline: Why?

Mom: Because it’s the law.

Caroline: Oh, that’s silly.

Mom, I want a hot dog. They don’t come from dog though, do they?
Daddy, you tell me a boy story. Maybe you can tell me about ninja turtles. Is there a ninja turtle that likes purple?
Mommy, my cousins were talking girl talk and they said I have to kiss a girl and marry her. I just want to stay with you and daddy
Mom, I found this piller-piller outside. He doesn’t have any family or friends so he’s going to live with us now.
Mommy, when I’m old, will I still be your sweet baby boy?
5-year-old Clark gets hurt: “Ouch! Oh, I wish Bay max was here
Dad: You and me are about to go out and have fun.6-year-old Clark: You and I, Dad.
Mommy, there’s a fly in here on my wall. It was flying by me, so I gave it my tough face.
I felt like today was going to be a bad Valentine’s Day, since I don’t have a Valentine, but it was actually a pretty good day
My daddy works so much because he loves me
Mom, button my sweater please. I’m going to go slay a dragon.
Did I behave awesome in the store? Even better than dad?
You can make a wish but it’s not magic. People have to make it happen.
Man, those flowers are very good listeners, but they kind a like to beg me for stuff all the time. Like, they beg for bananas
3-year-old Stella is eating sugary treats: “Mom! The sugar bugs in my mouth are laughing so hard right now
Why’d you make the dog get fixed? Now he’s never going to get a wife. ”
I wish that I was a doggie, but I’m not. I’m a two-year-old big sister
Mommy, can you give me one more push on the swing? For America
Mommy, who’s your friend Prosecco that you keep talking about?

Mom: What should we get Grandma for Mother’s Day?

Son: She’s not a mom, she’s a grandma.

Mom: She’s a mom. She’s your father’s mom.

Son: Well, that sounds like it’s his problem.

3-year-old child: Mommy, I need to wear my goggles so I don’t have to see people.

Mom: Grab me a pair too.

4-year-old child: I’m kind and nice, Mommy. And you’re kind and nice.

Mom: Aww, thank you!

4-year-old child: No, no, I said you’re kind of nice.

Mom: I’m so lucky to be your mom.

6-year-old child: I’m so lucky to have so many LEGOs.

5-year-old son picking up a bra: “Mom, there’s your boob clothes”.
I pledge allegiance to the flag of Captain America.
Mom: It’s going to be a little chilly today, buddy, so you’re going to have to wear pants.

2-year-old Cohen Micah: *Gasp!* Did my shorts grow?

“I wasn’t hitting Brady, I was just loving him with my boot!”
Erik: Mom, I need a phone.

Mom: You can have a phone when you’re 12. Besides, who do you need to call?

Erik: Well, The Ghostbusters.

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100 Fun Telephone Game Phrases for Young Kids

Need some funny Telephone phrases to play this awesome game with your kids? Here are lots of ideas to get you started.

Another name for the Telephone Game is “Broken Telephone,” but it can also be called “Whispers” or “Pass the Message.” It’s a popular game that’s been around for ages.

It’s the perfect carpet game – and dinner table game – and is wonderful for developing listening skills.

If you’re playing with young kids, especially preschoolers, it’s important to use words or phrases that are simple to understand and age-appropriate, or the game won’t be fun.

Here are 100 Telephone game short phrases and words so you won’t run out of ideas to make this game super fun.

How Do You Play the Telephone Game?

This game can be played with a small or large group of children and you don’t need any props, except some imagination.

How do you play Telephone?

Seat children in a circle (or in a line in you prefer).
Whisper a phrase into the first child’s ear.
That child must whisper the message into the next child’s ear, who whispers it to the next child, and so it continues until the message has been passed around the circle.
The last person in the circle calls out the message and then the first person confirms if the message is correct or if it has been “broken.”

If playing with young children, the adult should start the round by choosing and whispering a phrase to the first child.

Older children are more mature and able to think of suitable and even funny telephone game phrases.

What is the purpose of the Telephone game? The purpose is to pass a message around the circle and keep it intact.

In other words, children must listen carefully to decipher the message and also pass it along clearly so that the next child hears it.

What does the telephone game teach us?

This game teaches kids good speaking and listening skills, but can also be used to practise skills like rhyming, phonological awareness, taking turns, memory and cooperation. It builds vocabulary too.

What is a Good Phrase for the Telphone Game?

The best Broken Telephone game phrases for young kids are short alliterations, tongue twisters, rhymes, funny statements or even nonsense phrases.

They should be suited to the age of the kids who are playing, so don’t make them too long or complicated to be remembered.

100 Telephone Game Phrases for Young Kids

Here are some fun ‘pass the message’ game sentences. Use them as they are or let them inspire you to make up your own.

What’s great about these ideas is you can use the game to teach kids about alliterations, rhyming words and generally build their auditory perception as you play with sounds and funny words.

You can use any phrase, really. When the kids get used to playing, get them to help you by making up the Telephone phrases themselves.

Alliterations

Try these sets of words that begin with the same sounds:

Pretty pink Petunias
The shark has shiny shoes
Clever cats can count
Find four funny fish
Seven silly seals are sailing
Blue bubbles in the bath
Mom has many magazines
Silly sisters sing songs
Alice ate apples
Dozens of diving dolphins

Super Short Sentences

Use very short, descriptive broken telephone phrases with young preschoolers who aren’t yet familiar with the game and are still developing their listening abilities.

Or, simply use the names of the kids in the group and they will love it.

Anything will do – familiar characters or songs, descriptive words, common phrases, etc.

Cheeky monkeys
Naughty kids
Topsy turvy
Yellow ducks
Jungle gym
Simon says
Humpty Dumpty
Fairy godmother
Ready, set, go!
It’s raining, it’s pouring

Words That Go Together

You can also give pairs of words that are usually found together:

Peanut butter and jelly
Salt and pepper
Shoes and socks
Hugs and kisses
Nuts and bolts
Bread and butter
Macaroni and cheese
Bacon and eggs
Fish and chips
King and queen

Rhymes

Here are some Telephone game ideas using simple rhymes:

Can you bat a cat?
My bird is absurd.
Where is the square?
My pig has a big wig.
Don’t fall over the ball.
Why does your owl growl?
The cap is on my lap.
I wish I had a dish.
Can you drink nine glasses of wine?
The king can sing.

Funny Phrases

Funny, nonsensical phrases make great Telephone game sentences:

I’m wearing green underwear.
My mom is a dinosaur.
Don’t worry, be silly.
Elephants have six toes.
Pass me the potatoes.
Will you dance with my pet tiger?
My favourite food is roasted slugs.
Swimming in spaghetti is fun.
I’m sending a silly message.
If you kiss me I’ll turn into a frog.

Tongue Twisters

These fun tongue twisters from Flintobox will have the kids in stitches, as they stumble over their words.

Red lorry, yellow lorry
She sells sea shells on the seashore
Sheep should sleep in a shed
She sees cheese.
Zebras zig and zebras zag
The blue bluebird blinks
Four fine fresh fish for you
He threw three balls
Greek grapes, Greek grapes, Greek grapes
Cooks cook cupcakes quickly

Funny Words

Use these words that sound funny to say. After each round, teach your kids what these funny words mean.

Gobbledygook
Flabbergasted
Hodgepodge
Wishy-washy
Namby-pamby
Mollycoddle
Gibberish
Hullabaloo
Hogwash
Stumblebum

Long Words

Try some rounds with words that are a little longer than usual. Don’t forget to also use Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Alphabetical
Extraterrestrial
Electrifying
Enthusiastically
Autobiography
Subterranean
Encyclopedia
Momentarily
Hypochondriac
Capitalization

Can you think of any other phrases for the Telephone game? Make them up as you go along or change the ones I’ve listed here.

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Funny quotes, statuses and sayings about children . This proves that children are very interesting and being around them is fun. We tried to collect the funniest quotes about children that will become a source of joy for you.

And for World Children's Day and the Rights of the Child, we have added a list of funny and funny sayings, as well as short, positive sayings and funny statuses about children.

If you particularly like a funny children's quote or status, share it with someone who can appreciate it. And in the comments, you can add your quotes that you like and give a good mood.

Funny quotes about kids

One day I will be grateful that my child has willpower, but it won't be today and not in this supermarket. (Unknown)
What is the beginning of any horror story for parents? This is a second switch of the TV from the children's channel to any other channel. (Unknown)
What is the ideal way to explain parenting? It's when you try with a full glass of wine to stand up in a hammock without spilling a drop. (Unknown)
In human life, everyone has moments when our courage and courage are tested. Laying a white carpet in a house where there are children is one of those moments. (Erma Bombeck)
It's amazing how quickly children learn to drive but fail to master a lawn mower, snow blower or vacuum cleaner. (Ben Bergor)
The problem with parenting is that the child is always the teacher. (Pedro Carvalho) (I advise you to read beautiful quotes and statuses about teachers and their hard work)
A truly grateful child will break, lose, spoil or caress to death any truly good gift in a matter of minutes.
When your children become teenagers, then it is important to have a dog so that at least someone in the house will be glad to see you. (Nora Ephron)
There are three ways to do it: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your children to do it. (Monta Crane)
I want my children to have something that I never had when I was growing up. These are things like a beard and chest hair. (Jarod Kintz)
Children sometimes have temporary hearing problems when they are asked to do something. But they never have stomach problems when there is something delicious on the table. (Unknown)

Funny quotes and sayings about children

Being a mother is like being under house arrest. You can't go anywhere, including the bathroom, and there's always someone asking what are you doing? (Unknown)
I love it when my kids tell me they're bored. Like a woman standing in front of a sink full of dirty dishes is where you go to get ideas on how to have a good time. (Unknown)
The reason why grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy - their parents. (We have compiled a list of beautiful aphorisms, sayings and proverbs about parents and children that we advise you to read).
For me, becoming a mother means that for the next 16 years of your life, your purse will be constantly sticky. (Nia Vardalos)
When I tell my kids I'll do something in a minute, what I'm really saying is, "Please forget my promises." (Unknown)
Being a mom means that while you're taking a shower, the kids will keep knocking on the bathroom door and asking for a drink, while dad is in the kitchen. (Unknown)
There are only two things a child would be willing to share: infectious diseases, and the age of his mother. (Benjamin Spock)
Buying your child a goldfish is a great way to teach them responsibility in 24 hours. (Conan O'Brien)
Teach your children to spend more time annoying each other. Then they will have less time to annoy you. (Unknown)
If you don't know where your kids are in the house, then turn off the Wi-Fi and watch them slowly appear. (Unknown)
Don't compare your dog's problems to parenting. Your dog cannot say your name 5,000 times a day. (Unknown)
Before I became a parent, I didn't know that I could ruin someone's day just by asking them to put on their pants. (Unknown). We recommend reading quotes and sayings about the children of great people.

Short statuses about kids: funny and humorous

Coffee recipe when you have kids: make coffee, then forget you made it, then drink it cold.
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two children makes you the judge. (David Frost) (From these quotes you can learn what family and family values mean to people).
All my kids had fun and got along with each other and it was the best two and a half minutes of the whole summer.
The truth about parenting is that if you're going crazy, you probably have the right diagnosis.
Cherish the day you buy a minivan because it will be the last day it will be clean. (Unknown)
Why don't children understand that their sleep is not for them, but for their parents? (Alyson Hannigan)
Having children is like living in a house where no one sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of vomiting. (Ray Romano)
If evolution really exists, then why do mothers only have two arms? (Milton Berle)
Children have one kind of stupidity and adults have another. (Clive Staples Lewis)
Teenagers complain that they have nothing to do and then stay up all night. (Bob Phillips). (This and the next two funny phrases and quotes about children are my favorite).
I take my children with me everywhere, but they always come back home. (Robert Orben)
A child changes your dinner conversation from politics to poop. (Maurice Johnston)
If you like people who do stupid things all the time, then become a parent. (Actress Kelly Oxford)
On the first day of school, waking up children for school after the holidays is almost as difficult as giving birth. (Jenny McCarthy)
Having a two year old is like having a blender that you don't have electricity for. (Jerry Seinfeld)
People who say they sleep like babies usually don't. (Actor Leo Burke)
Never underestimate the ability of a child to get into big trouble. (Martin Mull)
I've just returned from a children's party that left one of the few survivors. (I advise you to read the list of funny statuses for Instagram).

Children's funny sayings

Only children can come up with some sayings. These are miracles of children's creativity and imagination. So just smile as you read these sayings
Dear Mathematics, grow up and solve your own problems.
I lost a race because my shoes were tired and didn't want to run.
Mom, I already went swimming tomorrow.
Grandmother, how did this wine go to your head if it falls into your stomach when you drink?
The skeleton keeps us on our feet. If there were no skeleton, then the meat would fall to the ground.
People don't have tails because they invented newspapers to keep flies away.
In winter, you need to feed forest animals so that in spring they will be tasty.
A rooster differs from a hen in that it has spurs, cries and hates eggs.
To avoid infection, wash all fruits and do not eat in the same bowl as the dog.
After we inhale, we put our lips aside.
Mineral springs are springs in which salt, sugar, milk and other medicines are dissolved.
Primitive people ate the womb of nature.
Mushrooms are edible and poisonous, so they have something to say in the household.
The respiratory system is used to remove the lungs from the body.
There are many predators in the desert that can devour, strangle and leave people.
The smallest part of the body is the finger.
Different trees grow in the forest, namely: tall, medium and small.
Penguins can't fly because they don't have propellers.
Rabbit consists of head, legs, belly and sheepskin coat.
What kind of pearls do your children give out? Share in the comments the wonders of their creativity.

Funny, funny phrases and statuses about children

Children really light up the house: they never turn off the lights.
There are only 33 letters in the Russian alphabet, but no book will answer all the questions of my children. (For true book lovers, here are quotes about books and the benefits of reading.)
90% of parents think about when they can go back to sleep.
No one is as hungry as a child who has been told it is time to go to bed.
I live in a lunatic asylum, where everything is controlled by a tiny army, which I myself gave birth to.
Sometimes mother's voice is so loud that even the neighbors rush to brush their teeth and get dressed.
The first 40 years of parenthood are always the hardest.
When you become a mother, the only work schedule available to you is a 24/7 shift.
Teenagers are always too tired to hold a rag, but never get tired of holding a phone.
Children are like fruits: before they become spoiled they become sweet.
The easiest way to shop with children is not to shop.
A little girl is sugar, spices and all good things, especially when she sleeps.
I love cleaning up messes I didn't do. So I became a mother.
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some money from them. (And here is a list of quotes about money and wealth and its effect on people).
75% of every parent's daily calories are likely to come from licking knives and children's spoons.
I don't want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.

Final thoughts on funny quotes about children

There are words that describe a child so well that you want to consider him the motto of your life. Funny quotes about children are an example of such revealed truths, but in a fun and humorous way.

Someone once said that motherhood without a sense of humor is like being an accountant without skills. And we fully agree with this. That is why the funniest quotes and statuses have been collected in this article. We sincerely wished to improve the mood of every parent.

But we have one request for you: if you have a funny quote about children, status or saying for parents, then share it in the comments.

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Andronik Nina

Andronik Nina is a teacher-psychologist. 45 years of experience in raising and teaching children at school. Her knowledge and experience help children to reveal their inner potential. She likes to collect quotes and aphorisms which she uses as a literature teacher.
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"Love your grandchildren - they will take revenge on children": 39 amazingly accurate aphorisms about children If you approach aphorisms about children from this point of view, they can not only clarify some non-obvious things to parents or just have fun, but also help in raising a child.

We have collected for you statements that will definitely not leave anyone indifferent. Wise ones will make you think, and funny ones will make you smile.

Advice from Parents.ru

Congratulating your friend - the same as you, mother - on her birthday, mother's day or the birth of a baby, give a card with one of the funniest or most serious aphorisms. She will surely appreciate the originality and individuality of the gift!

Wise aphorisms about children

Cherish your children's tears so that they can shed them on your grave.
We all come from childhood.
You can't really bring up a child in a round room.
Fools are stupid, blind are those who have not brought up children.
Childhood is when you rejoice in the purchased bicycle as you will not rejoice in the future in the cars you have bought… gets used to it.
Children are the flowers of life!
Children share grief with their parents, joy with their peers.
Childhood is when you can show your age on your fingers.
Children shame us when they behave in public the way we behave at home.
Childhood ends when sad memories appear.
Childhood is a state into which one cannot return, but one can fall.
Children listen most attentively when they are not talking to them.
Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies.
Children and fools always tell the truth.
If children didn't ask questions, they would never know how little their parents know.
If childhood is a disease, time is the only cure.
We love our children too much and our parents too little.
Do not make an idol out of a child: when he grows up, he will require sacrifices.
A child is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled (oriental wisdom).
The biggest childhood misconception is that we thought it was great to be adults.
People don't stop playing with age, it's just that toys become more expensive and more dangerous.
More often than not, ordinary adults grow up from the most special children.

Funny sayings about children

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A selection of funny aphorisms will cheer up any happy parent. Are you preparing a family holiday? Arrange a quiz among moms and dads "Who will finish the aphorism?" and offer to guess the ending of the phrase. We assure you it will be fun! After all, there can be a lot of witty and unexpected options, especially based on your own parental experience. And if someone came up with an aphorism funnier, sharper and brighter than the original, then be sure to write it down. When the author of the statement has a birthday or another special occasion, give him his own framed aphorism. Such a gift will be remembered forever!

The only person who shouldn't have children is the parents.
Education is the process of eliminating personal shortcomings in one's children.
It is much easier to become a father than to remain one.
A Devil Spawn is a child who behaves like your own, but was born into a neighbor's family.
Children are the flowers of life. And they need pots too.
Even the dullest room will be decorated with children… beautifully placed in the corners!
Childhood is the time when you don't think obscenely.
The kids are all crazy. That's why they don't go crazy.
Love your grandchildren — they will take revenge on your children…
Real childhood is when you run out of the toilet and are glad that you have not been eaten!
It's not easy to get the kids on their feet, especially in the early morning.
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