Show me pterodactyls

Here is the first edition of the minutes. What you see here can be called a transcript of the meeting in Alex Exler's guest book. Okay, let's go...

Valery. Everything is cool, but why are there no pterodactyls?

Yechida. Life is gone. Now it's clearer to me than ever. Everything is over. Only hardships of despondency and dentists remained.
But at least there is clarity, and one can write poetry. And the visitor of this book Valery helped me in the crystallization of this quintessence.
Thank you, Valery, you brought me out of the darkness of doubts and pushed me to a crystal clear understanding... The thing is that there are NO PTERODACTYLS!
Life was in vain. My life. Yes, and Excel. In vain did he write, Vitya, in vain did he send mailing lists to cities and villages ... (Although hardly, to be honest, in villages).
Everything is dust, decay, vanity and vexation of the spirit. Pterodactyls! That's without which the life of a young owner of a powerful computer with Momed is meaningless.
There is no need to live, there is nothing to wait, there is no point in removing acne. No pterodactyls...

Ilya Turusov. Speaking of pterodacians. In vain Echida is sarcastic - long live the PTERODACTYLS! As we all know, Exler hates pigeons, but he doesn't have time to squash them. But if he had a pterodactyl trained for pigeons...
Beauty! The monuments smile and send air kisses to the proud beasts soaring in the air, happy Alex hides the shotgun in the closet and sits down at the new daily tuner! Fanfares and timpani!

Yechida. Pigeons... Why are they so?
True, I hate them too. I lost one cat because of them.
Flew from the 8th floor. For a dove. Exler will understand me, he also has a cat.
And I understand him (Exler, not a cat!) - mine was also written on the pillow.
Do you know why? I wanted it for women, that is, for cats. And I was afraid to leave the apartment.
I do not know how his fate developed after he left us into the blue distance.
But now I have a cat. She doesn't shit on pillows and loves mice.
Oh, how she loves them! Catches, licks, strokes and lets go.
But mice, bastards, don't appreciate a good attitude - they run away, bastards, under a gas stove...
Yes! So what am I on about? Design, I say, is good. And the content is even better.
And pterodactyls - to hell with them, from them only scales everywhere ...

Ilya Turusov. No, what is it like! Comrade Exler turns a blind eye to the outrages of the so-called Echida, who has turned this nice guest book into a platform for all sorts of harmful anti-scientific statements. I'll have to intervene!
Fuck, he says, with them with these pterodactyls! How the tongue turned to say such a thing. Yes, if I were a pterodactyl, I would have pecked Echida in the crown of the head, so that it would not be in the habit. To be remembered longer and stronger. And then he hit with a claw. And a wing. And in general, he pushed me to fall into a ditch.
Scales, speaks everywhere! After all, a pterodactyl is an innocent child of nature, a proud animal with a small head and a big heart. And in general, he does not have scales, but fleecy down, ugh ... - fluffy pile. But our Yechida would do well to check for the presence of scales - the scales of inhumanity and malice.
And he loves pigeons, but he blatantly lies to all of us that he hates.

Yechida. Dear Turusov-Nakolesov!
Your vicious, I'm not afraid of this word, passion for pterodactyls in no way gives you the right to insult me ​​in the masculine gender.
So no one has insulted me yet! Pterodactyl is actually not an innocent little animal. This is such a filthy verse meter, invented by us to the death of the human race by all sorts of hacks and muffs.
And don't say it flies. And even more so to discuss its kosher. Saying this is like saying that the cello gives birth to children. How can he be kosher if he doesn't chew gum?!
And has no cloven hooves. A? What did you eat? Does he have cloven hooves? (Demonic laughter in the hall).
And let them bite you in the temechko with a bunch of flies with a striped pop.

Ilya Turusov. Dear Lady Yechida!
I offer my sincere apologies for the moral damage caused to you during our dispute.
But you must understand that this curtsy in no way affects my position in our disagreements.
Therefore, I continue to believe that you should be publicly shamed. Yes Yes. It's to shame.
You yourself listen to what you say - a pterodactyl does not chew gum. Show me at least one creature of God that does not chew gum now! Everyone is chewing. Diroles, spermints (forgive me, God) and similar doublefruits.
Pterodactyls don't fly! Yeah, they're building a subway.
They do not have cloven hooves. That's exactly right. Get by with pterodactyls. It is in what inflamed imagination the idea arose to judge the kosherness of an individual by how and where he has cloven hooves.
But you won't break us! No! I feel behind me the support of millions of workers who are not indifferent to the fate of these gentle soulful animals.
And a bunch of flies will beat off their striped pop on my helmet!

CybOrc. Speaking of pterodactyls. We must draw a line, deepen, so to speak, the gap between the flying pterodactyl and the chattering pterodactyl. Unlike the first, the second was invented by scribblers and, therefore, is a mythical creature. And, therefore, he could well chew gum and have a cloven hoof and be completely kosher. I even admit that he could be circumcised.
Speaking of the second one... No, Ms. Yechida, you can't do that! We will not allow anyone to approach the proud pioneers of air spaces only from the point of view of the stomach! And he is not a bird! NOT BIRDS! Although proud, like an eagle. And I will question its non-kosherness! Is there kosher fish? Maybe he's a flying fish?
Well, maybe not kosher, but useful! And even smoky! Its smokeiness follows from the possibility of using it as a means of air transportation in the prehistoric era. Plus, it's environmentally friendly!
And don't blame everything on an unhealthy sexual interest in these animals! Firstly, it is toothy and ... uh ... will not allow itself to be. Secondly, the size is not the same. Unless, just take a baby. And this is pedophilia, which is the seduction of minors! Do you want someone to present such accusations? This already smacks of slander and this... well... defamation. In! So let's leave the volatile ones alone. As long as they don't fly over our heads.

Yechida is shocked. In the long December evenings I will tremble and whisper to tell my great-grandchildren about the HORROR that befell me here!
What an inexplicable horror pierced my heart. So he is a PISCES???? An attempt to imagine a FLYING KOSHER CUT-UP and PROUD (what, what, I ask you? And there is no answer for me . ..) A FISH COVERED WITH GENTLE WOOL ended in nothing. I have no words! Do you know what the First Rule of magic says ... eeeeee ... thermodynamics, it's the Symbol of Faith?
FISH HAVE NO TEETH!!!!
So who is he, PTERODACTYL?

Hell Rat. What are we talking about?! And speaking of pterodactyls...
Here CybOrc said that he is not a bird. Well, yes, not birds, he is a lizard. With wings. And with ears. Yes, even with teeth. Here Echida is right - he is not kosher, he eats pigeons again. When there are no pigeons - dogs, cats are the same. Rats, b-rrr... such a bastard, what are we for?!
And he has no hooves, only wings, legs, tail. Or no tail?
Someone even tried to convince the gullible public that pterodactyls are white and fluffy. No, they are all green and hissing. Like snakes. And they fly like teapots.
And you say: "they are kosher, kosher ..."

CybOrc. About pterodactyls: They don't chew, they fly! A pterodactyl is not a skliss! He is a flying fish! And despite all the insinuations, who will argue that pterodactyls originated from fish?

Yechida.
Pterodactyl, what a bird,
Trample it with a horse?!
I can't sleep from horror,
When I think about him!
Who, in a cast mug,
Dug out from the darkness of centuries?
After all, someone needed it -
I dug it out, and that was it!

Violin-Fox. Well, since such poetry has gone here, I will also stick in a bent snout:
* * *
Pterodactyl proudly flies
Between Broadway and the highway,
He sows confusion everywhere,
Like a formidable Parlovzor, ​​
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He hovers over the entire universe,
Proud , predatory, furious,
All covered with soapy foam,
And he says: NEVERMOR!

Violin-Fox. So here we will peck the pterodactyl.
Hey, Turusov, why are you silent? Passed before this poisonous Echida?

Ilya Turusov. How could you think that? I passed to Echida! Figushki!
I'll tell you a secret that Yechida is terribly afraid of my statements. She doesn't like being shamed. At the same time, he tries in every possible way to hide his true face behind a mask of noble hatred for pigeons.
As for the kosherness of pterodactyls, I am extremely sorry that they are still kosher. It is for this reason that it is difficult to meet them in wildlife. They eat them without caring about the size of the depleting population.
Actually, I will soon make a site dedicated to pterodactyls. There I will tell everyone about the evil tricks of Echida, this pterophobe, so to speak.

Yechida. Pterodactyly (med., psych., violent) - a dangerous disease, transmitted by electron droplets.
Infected electrons are introduced directly into the cerebellar ventricle, causing twitching of the right hand, imitation of the actions of the "mouse", shouting "I'll show them all, fucking mammals, I'll teach them to be a mammal!" And so on. The patient makes attempts to take off, but the keyboard interferes.
Also passionately writes in Guestbooks, unhealthy perks up at the word "mail" and "forum".
Inserts GIF animations into the body of the email. At times, he tries to correct the command.com with the Word, if not stopped, it becomes a buen.
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That's what these pterodactyls are doing! They are bald, if you want to know.
Yes, and pigeons are also good bastards. Although in feathers. Here's another site about pterodactyls was not enough!
We will fight pterodactylism! We won't allow it!
... I'm thinking, isn't Russia the birthplace of pterodactyls? Everything looks like yes ...
No to take care of the elephants, elephants, such small, nice, pink ones ...

Violin-Fox. Don't give up!
Give Pterodactyl News and World Report!
Let's fill the tanks to all sorts of whiners and unbelievers like different Echid.
"A combat sheet must be a combat sheet, it's a combat sheet!!!" ((C) Sayings of SA officers)
"The commander said - a hamster, and no gophers!" (ibid. )

Ilya Turusov. That Yechida again. She poisons me. Calls sick. And I might be depressed. Maybe not everything is as we would like. And she scares me with the cerebellum of the ventricle. You'll see, next time he'll write about the middle ear too, you slut.
Violin the Fox does not forget the old fighters for the preservation of the pterogen pool. There will be a site about cuties, there will be. And Echide's kakava for nuts will also be. I'll bite her virtually.

Yechida. And there is no need to be sad. Yesterday the devil beguiled me to watch a movie on TV - my daughter squeaks "Mom, mom, here is a movie about dragons."
I accelerated, thinking horrors. And it's scientifically popular. Guess who?
...... That's right, about them. The British prescribed everything as it is, and documentary filming from the Mesozoic itself. Ooh, bastard!
is flying! Teeth so and clang! Cuvier even personally reproduced the sound of teeth grinding at a meeting of the club of the Immortals of the Academy of Sciences of France.
Would you like it! They did not say one thing whether they are kosher or not. It is known, busurmanes.
A fed exclusively on pigeons. Wow, creatures! I even respected them. Such terrible ones. Come visit our website and you won't be so scared!

Ilya Turusov. I went to your site before, so to speak, without an invitation :-). Again you are misleading everyone. It's not scary at all. And the three-horned moon is not awake. By the way, why is she three-horned? She that, Mars with Venus cheated?
Pterodactyls don't feed on pigeons, for your information. They very humanely tear them in half at the moment when they selflessly shit on historical and cultural values. Moreover, there has not yet been a single case of some harmless bird being torn apart by mistake. And you say - creatures. Yes, the pterodactyl is a heavenly cow, kind, useful and, of course, kosher.

Yechida. Duc, after all, we have poets, and they are a little bit of that people . .. They have if the Moon is so three-horned, if the roach is so purple ...
And you don’t even defend this flying viper. What are her teeth like? A?!!! Leathery wings! Whether business, for example, a cat. Soft, fluffy, and he would also eat a pigeon if someone caught him and plucked him.
If you start a website, don't forget the guestbook, I'll scold you there. Expose you pterophiles and diagnose you! And he still has no hooves. NO! What kind of kosher is he then?

Ilya Turusov. Again you with these hooves! Do you think soft cheese made by a Jew should have hooves? So what? Very nice!

Yechida. Wow!!!! Do you attach labels? And soft cheese should be soft-hoofed and have scales and chew gum. Well, how?
You never know what was done by a Jew, but he has no cloven hooves. Do not boil me a pterodactyl in his mother's milk!!!
Do not create for yourself an idol in heaven - is this not a direct indication from Above to us of the abomination of these flying umbrellas with teeth? Better than a bat. Karrrrtinochki want to intimidate !!! You won't scare us!

CybOrc. And matzah? Also with hooves? And ran through the desert after Moses demanding to kill her?
No one doubts that matzah is kosher, but the poor are tortured with poultry. Here's how I'll knock on the Society for the Protection of Animals!
You should have begun dissecting him while he was still alive! Poor pathologists!
It's kosher, but eating it is corpse-eating. Therefore it is impossible. Switch to grass. And there will be no doubt!

Ilya Turusov. Yechida, don't be demagogy after all! This is a scientific dispute, not some halam-balam! While we're here dealing with kosher, some scoundrel is already weighing out gunpowder for a fatal shot on one of the last pterodactyls. Poor, disappearing animals! How great they would be if they were leathery! And so they shoot them for their magnificent fur. Gotta stop this!
to CybOrc:
Who's eating? Show me this scoundrel! May he have a bone stuck in his throat forever!

CybOrc. Oh, by the way. They no longer weigh, they are already shooting. And for people like Echida! So I kept thinking: why are there so many umbrellas and so few pterodactyls lately? Now it is known for certain --- they make kosher umbrellas for fashionistas from Israel!
We gotta stop this before we stop the pterodactyls! I propose, under the auspices of the Society for the Protection of Animals, to create a Subsociety for the Protection of Pterodactyls and the Eradication of Umbrellas. First steps --- preparation of forks for piercing umbrellas. Convocation of psychics to improve the weather. A ban on the extermination of pterodactyls and the manufacture of umbrellas.
Blockade the UN buildings and all synagogues with a demand to stop the extermination of a rare and valuable species. Say our resounding NO to pterodactyl exterminators! But passaran! And finally!

Violin-Fox. We won't give up! Let's drink cocktails to hell, grunt, and ... forward, to the fight for the cause of pterodactylism!
We entrust the preparation of forks and crochet hooks of number 10 to CybOrk. Since he is Kib, then let him work with iron, and since he is an Orc, then let everyone be afraid of him.
Monsieur Turusov, in a white pique waistcoat, goes to fetch the post office, telegraph, telephone, and Smolny college girls.
And I will be engaged in visual propaganda, I will draw portraits of noble pterodactyls. Aghozanyayusche contraption, I will report to you!!!
And there is no place for whiners and unbelievers!!!

Ilya Turusov. Post, telegraph and telephone did not blurt out to me. Find out where to get Smolny institute girls. As they say, the Smolny Institute is different for the Smolny Institute.
Inspired by:
Above the wide Tverskaya
Pterodactyl proudly flies
Before going to work
Schoolgirl shaves her legs.

Yechida.
Pterodactyl named Vasya
He was beautiful in body and soul.
At night he sobbed,
And shouted: oh, the scandal!
No fables have been written about me!
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Pterodactyl named Bill
Loved young plump birds.
And then the cockatoo
He pecked at the bulldozer....
And now he is a dull moron.
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But still he is bald, bald, BALD!!!!

CybOrc. Well, let's get personal. NOT BALD! Fluffy and kosher! Just a little sick...
And the pterodactyls did not bear the name of Bill (I apologize for mentioning this name in polite society). It is you who are confusing him with a blasphemous, non-kosher, wingless crocodile! This is not our method!
And Vasya was slandered. Vasya was a modest pterodactyl! We will not allow him to be slandered!
In general, I think that Ms. Yechida is running a subversive campaign to obtain permission to destroy these proud beings. Maybe even she owns an umbrella factory.

Sara. How did these pterodactyls breed? In a square-nested way or eggs were laid? ..

Ilya Turusov. As the classics said, the evening ceases to be languid.
Mamzel Yechida has gathered a creative team from her Three-Horned Moon and is trying to burn everything through with all sorts of verbs. A sort of veiled poetic terrorism, you know.
The good news is that in her last cry we clearly hear some hysterical notes. Lady Yechida surrenders her positions, surrenders. No argumentation, one continuous statement of profanity. In!
to Sara: Why did you breed? What are you alluding to? Have you been recruited by the vicious Echida?
They bred, bred, and, God forbid, will thrive.
Now about the theory of reproduction. You understand, all this happens in the spring. Omitting the details, let's say that eggs appear by the summer. There are usually two eggs in the nest, because the male likes to sit there while the female hatches her offspring high in the mountains. The female has pink eggs, and the male does not allow researchers to approach him. The nests are filled with pigeon down. The main enemy of pterodactyls during the mating season is ground squirrels. From their appearance, the female is sick right into the nest. And nasty gophers deliberately constantly walk around, thereby reducing the likelihood of offspring. If you have any other questions, feel free to write. I'll explain everything. Just do not contact Echida, she will advise you!

Violin-Fox.
Pterodactyl, my sweetheart,
You are my love to the grave!
I love you with all my heart!
(And I will kill Yechida).
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With a pterodactyl according to Asya
I talked yesterday
And over Pupkin over Vasya
Everyone laughed!

Kolyan. "TheBat! - the best mail program! (c) Exler"
"Zy Mouse"!? :-/ Not kosher! She brazenly, caricaturally and shamelessly tramples on the postulate of the primacy of the development of airspace by Pterodactyl! Mouse - press!!

Alex Exler. Your lie, uncle Bidenko! And at all The Mouse does not trample on pterodactyl airspace. They just have different functions. The mouse is a workhorse that delivers mail to people, cutting through the air with its sinewy membranes. And the pterodactyl just proudly flies in the air, bringing people happiness with its kosherness.

Yechida. It's good for you, damn pop-eyed, to write poems, but for some reason my moon has disappeared. There was a site - and there is no site on the server. Like a pterodactyl licked!...
(sobs in a bass voice. He suddenly stops sobbing, a bad illumination appears in his eyes):
- Didn't pterodactyls, vipers, ate her, my killer whale?
This site was kosher... But we won't give up. We are designers, not Ivanovs.

Alex Exler. And Vasyatka, the pterodactyl infection, tore the whole closet with his claws, the nasty crocodile!

Ilya Turusov. What a provocation! Pterodactyls licked the horned moon! Woo-pusi! Our moon is so poor, it doesn’t know how to butt, evil pterodactyls flew in, pecked and opps! Yes, your server is down! Pterodactyls have nothing to do with it! THEY ARE GOOD! AND VERY KOSHER!

CybOrc. Indeed, the above study of dumplings cannot claim to be complete, because it is not indicated where this noble form originates from.
According to my latest research, the gynecological tree of these noble animals (pelmenus trephus) leads to the kosher pterodactylus (pterodactilus kosherus), which has already been repeatedly described by local researchers.
For what is a dumpling if not a reduced copy of this great creature, which has folded its magnificent wings (which some irresponsible Yechidas put on umbrellas!) After the wars of the boundless expanses of air?
And the color of the dumpling resembles a contrail after the passage of a flock of pterodactyls. Is it possible that dumplings are the results of unhatched eggs, children whose parents were put on umbrellas by various monsters? Please pay attention to the increased heroism of dumplings! Why not a proud pterodactyl slicing through the air? Only the wings are small.
I ask you to pay attention to the fact that in this way the flocking way of life, predatory and outward resemblance of dumplings to pterodactyls with folded wings is easily explained.
Dixi

Yechida.
My beloved Three-horned Moon
Not born for butting with a horn!
Let's strike with amphibrachs and dactyls
These non-kosher pterodactyls!!!
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Let's not touch the cats! Rest your gaze:
Parlovzor was treated kindly by us!

Arty. Pterodactyls... pterodactyls... Uh-uhhh...
Rabbits! These are man's true friends. Wow! Or rather, two, or even three ... well, you know what.
But about chopping umbrellas with forks... Think about children! Where does STE fit then, such an attitude to the colors of life? How? How, I ask you, will Mary Popins move from flower to flower? How will this young lady be able to pollinate children's souls clean and bright? Think chesslovo. So no umbrellas! :-)

Ilya Turusov.
to Yechida:
Parlovzor is favored by you,
So that Exler does not look at you!
And it is worth using not only dactyl,
To exalt the pterodactyl.
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to Arty:
Rabbits have red and stupid eyes. Rabbits think with their spinal cord. They have too long hind legs. They eat and shit all day long like pigeons. Godless creatures! To say good things about a rabbit is to say bad things about yourself.
And Mary Poppins (God gave her a surname!) will put on a hood - she won't die! And the children are happy and the pterodactyls are safe. By the way, even the most seedy pterodactyl can easily cope with the issue of pollination of children's souls, rushing like an arrow from flower of life to flower of life, bearing the pollen of humanity and all-encompassing kindness. And Mary Popins is an old, tired, fat and disillusioned aunt for a long time.

Arty. Uh-huh... long hind legs, long front ears, and they live in Australia and carry their cubs in bags. ;-) Kaneshno same after such a childhood spent in a bag, what to think if not the spinal cord? Yes, and with the eyes of the same situation.
And about the citizen Mary, you are in vain. These do not get fat and do not age ... Although, if the current becomes obsolete ... morally, yes. Agree.
Only now a pterodactyl, rushing like an arrow, is unlikely to bring pollen to humanity. He is bald... except perhaps in his beak...
And about "...it means bad to say about yourself."
Duc, "we are all a bit of a horse ..." As they say - don't renounce money and prison :-)

Yechida. Arty! Finally, someone supported my honest and uncompromising rebuff to the propaganda of these nasty bald flying umbrellas!
Let's put Nakolesov in his place! You won't get far in the carriage of the past!
Besides - where is his promised site about these reptiles? No! Or... (a terrible thought strikes her) - is he HIDING it? I wouldn't hide a good deal!!! OR... (joyful thought pierces her additionally!) - he is afraid of ME!!!! That I'll go into the Guest Room there and I'll throw the truth into his eyes, bitter as chloramphenicol! And fear not in vain! I have something to say! I'm just holding back here - it's a pity for Exler.

Thinking (for a long time).
Jean-Jacques Montaigne warned,
That a pterodactyl is not a dumpling!

Cat. Predactyl scaly they have a large beak, huge wings and sharp claws, they feed on naughty cats, parlovzors and other living creatures. And if they get hungry, they will eat the dove. How useful pterodactyls are, judge for yourself.

Yechida. Cat! Are you a radio operator? I will give you parabellum too, even two pairs!
Let's shoot back from these Pterophiles!
Read the ANTIPTEROPHILE verses and appeals in previous entries - and join! THEY are already arming themselves and will soon throw dumplings at us! Trained pterodactyls will hover over the curly heads of our innocent babies and shit on us! What doves have been doing for so long.

Arty. Most likely they will not be trained, but radio-controlled :-) Pterodactyls I mean. ..
By the way, your "honest and uncompromising rebuff" performs a very constructive function. Poems and appeals only spur Ilya Turusov to mobilize forces and means :-) Before Sunday, it would be necessary to prepare zakroma of rodina, more they promised to pour someone into them, even on the first day :-)

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Step 1.

Let's start the first step by drawing a small circle for the head, and then draw the guidelines for the face. Draw a line for the neck and then a circle for the body. Draw a rounded triangle for the tail and then draw the line for the legs and then draw the guide lines for the wings.

Step 2.

In this step, you need to outline the shape of the beak. Add detail to the front of the beak by adding a hole for the nostril. Draw the crest on the head then start drawing the neck as shown here.

Step 3.

In this step you will draw the underbelly of the pterodactyl. Next draw the eye, then the hand and three fingers of this flying reptile.

Step 4.

You need to draw the wings, tail, legs and feet. When that is done draw the wrinkled folds for the neck and then move on to the next step.

Step 5.

This is your last drawing step and all you have to do now is shade the body and wings so they look leathery and realistic. But first you need to erase the auxiliary lines and shapes that you drew in the first step.

Step 6.

When you are done your flying pterodactyl should look like the one you see here. Good luck to you.

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