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7 Funny Night Time Stories To Read To Kids
Booklistsby Himanshu
Kids love stories. Period. I am yet to meet a kid who does not listen to stories with rapt attention, forgetting everything else. Every good story leaves the audience craving for more. And what better than those fun filled stories that make the kids burst into peals of laughter while giving them invaluable nuggets of wisdom.
That’s the power of storytelling. Here’s a list of 7 funny night time stories that your kid will love and transform her into a cheerful little devil.
7 stories to tickle your funny bone
- Foolish Lion and the Clever Rabbit – A famous Panchatantra story of a fearsome, merciless lion and a clever rabbit. The lion who killed animals for no reason is approached by all the animals of the jungle. They promise to send one animal to the lion, daily, to become lion’s meal. When the clever rabbit is told to go to the lion, he is determined to end the lion’s tyranny. Did the rabbit succeed? Find out in this funny story.
- The Intelligent Merchant – Merchant’s are known to be intelligent and shrewd. And why shouldn’t they be when their livelihood depends on it. Sometimes literally. A short and witty tale about a merchant who was “punished” for speaking his mind when everyone else in the king’s court resorted to sycophancy. The king ordered the merchant to give up everything he owns except his weighing scale and prove that – A merchant can never go hungry at night as long as he possesses the weighing scale. Whether the merchant was able to prove it, remains to be seen.
- The Musical Donkey – In the animal world, a donkey is always portrayed as someone lacking brains. Despite its hardworking nature, a donkey is always shown as doing jobs that do not require much brains. Now whether a donkey actually lacks brain can be debated but the motive behind the entire portrayal is to demonstrate that raw strength alone does not make anyone valuable. To be respected, one needs to have brains and be able to apply it, when needed. The Musical Donkey teaches that a person should always consider the consequences of their actions.
- The Brahmin’s Dream – We are all dreamers in our unique ways. Dreaming is not bad. Infact, elders encourage us to dream because only when we dream, can we “act” towards achieving our dreams. Acting upon the dreams is very important. Day dreaming is never fruitful. Can the Brahmin, dreaming of becoming very rich in life, realize his dreams while sleeping? A fun-filled story that makes for a very interesting read to a group of children.
- The Mice That Ate Iron – It always amazes me how friendship can bring two people closer than the bond of blood. While we are related to scores of people by virtue of our birth, we are free to choose our friends. This freedom comes with a grave responsibility of choosing our friends carefully. It is said that a known enemy is less harmful than a false friend. This story teaches an important lesson in a funny tale.
- The King and The Drum – The King had a funny secret and he kept it from everyone in the Kingdom, even his Queen. But the barber had to be let in on the secret under oath of secrecy. However, secrets can’t be kept long, as the King discovered soon enough. And his secret came out in the most hilarious way imaginable. Read this story to find out!
- The Kettle Who Gave Birth – As kids we loved the antics of Nasreddin Hodja and his stories always brought us a hearty laugh. This is one of his best stories. We promise you will have the kids rolling on the floor in laughter as you tell them about the kettle who gave birth to a baby kettle.
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Russian folk tale
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5 - Wolf and seven kids
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Pushkin A.S.
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Kataev V.P.
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9 - The Snow Queen test and melt even an icy heart! "The Snow Queen" read Table of contents: ♦ The first story, which tells about ...0007
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Russian folk tale
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Russian folk tale
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16 - Masha and the Bear
Russian folk tale
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17 - The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish
Pushkin A.S.
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18 - Hen Ryaba
Russian folk tale
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Hans Christian Andersen
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Charles Perrault
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22 - Sleeping Beauty
Charles Perrault
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23 - Ax porridge
Russian folk tale
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24 - The ugly duckling
Hans Christian Andersen
A fairy tale about the miraculous transformation of an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan. The duckling was born unlike his brothers, the inhabitants of the poultry yard disliked him for his dissimilarity to the others. The duckling had to leave the house and go through many trials before he…
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25 - The Princess and the Pea
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26 - Sister Alyonushka and brother Ivanushka
Russian folk tale
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27 - Fear has big eyes
Russian folk tale
Fear has big eyes - a short tale about the fact that from fear you can see what was not really ... ( from the collection of M.M. Serova) Fear has big eyes to read Once upon a time there was an old grandmother, a laughing granddaughter, a chicken-klokhtushka and a mouse-leaf. Each…
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28 - Bean seed
Russian folk tale
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29 - Sivka Burka
Russian folk tale
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Uspensky E.N.
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31 - Baba Yaga
Russian folk tale a cat… Read Baba Yaga Once upon a time there was a husband and wife, and they had a daughter. The wife fell ill and died. Grieved, grieved ...
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Samuel Marshak
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Pushkin A.S.
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35 - Little Humpbacked Horse
Ershov P.
There lived an old man in a village and he had three sons. They grew wheat and sold it in the market. But then someone got into the habit of trampling wheat in the field at night . .. Table of contents: ♦ Part one. Starting…
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Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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The story of my friend Marat, who is already thirty years old, moved from his Tatar village to Moscow. Further on his behalf:
... About a year and a half ago, I came for a couple of days to my father in the village.
On the very first evening he showed off and took out his most, most, most favorite knife.
(Ah, I must say that Marat is an avid knife lover, he has eighty pieces in his collection, no less. Well, a person loves this business)
…At first I dreamed about it for a long time, then I decided and started saving money. I saved up for a long time, saved up, waited for discounts and finally ordered a friend who was flying to the States. For someone, it may be nothing special, a knife is like a knife, well, beautiful, well, the steel is good, it clicks nicely, nothing more, but it warms my soul. I confess that the first days I even put it under my pillow in order to get it out at night in the dark and “click” a couple of times. You can not understand. Yes, I'm a maniac, I realize and I'm not proud of it.
Well, so, it was necessary to cut some string. Father fussed, began to look for scissors, and then I pulled HIM out of wide trousers.
Dad stretched out his hand, asked to see, put on his glasses, scratched the blade with his finger, said “Wow, what a handsome man” and added, “Maratik, son, maybe you can give dad a knife. BUT? I have never even seen such people, and you still buy them in Moscow.”
Here I thought hard – it was a serious choice, just not a choice, but a blow in the stomach. On the one hand, my father is already seventy-eight, his mother is buried, he lives here alone, he is bored.
Well, what joys does he have in life, and how long does he have left...? If I refuse, I will never forgive myself later.
On the other hand, I couldn't say the price of the knife either, otherwise he would have gone crazy if he knew that his son bought himself a folding knife for one hundred and ten thousand rubles. After all, I saved up for it for a whole year, denied myself in many ways.
But, there was nothing to do, and I, almost without a trembling hand, handed my dad a knife and lied that I didn’t feel sorry at all, I would buy more.
A year and a half has passed since then, and now, recently, I finally got out to visit the old man, and at the same time to see "my" knife.
I arrived late in the evening, I didn’t even have time to wash my hands from the road, I hugged my father and asked - “How is your American knife doing?”
Father gave me a sly wink and silently sat me down by my mother's trellis, told me to close my eyes and put something on my head. I open my eyes - I see myself in the mirror in some kind of stupid fawn hat.
Here, he says, wear it, Maratik, to your health:
- Do you like it? And with the size, like, guessed. The dressing is excellent, enough for a lifetime.
- Like (I lied)
- Well, that's good, you'll be the most fashionable one in Moscow and your head won't freeze. And how well it all worked out. Can you imagine, a month ago I was sitting at home, turning a wedge for an ax with your knife, then one man from an old job looked in. Word for word, I saw a knife and caught fire right away - sell it, sell it, at first I refused, it’s still your gift, but this fool says - “Sell, I’ll give you four thousand ladies for it” Imagine, for some kind of knife, that kind of money? Well, I did not yawn, and of course I sold it.