Farmer brown click clack moo

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Publisher Description

This quirky, hilarious farmyard tale from the New York Times bestselling duo of Doreen Cronin and Betsy Lewin is now an eBook with audio!

Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All day long he hears “ Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. ” But Farmer Brown’s problems get bigger when his cows start leaving him notes! Listen in on the fun as a bunch of literate cows turn Farmer Brown’s farm upside down!

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Plucky barnyard denizens unite to improve their working conditions in this hilarious debut picture book from Cronin (appropriately enough, an attorney). Farmer Brown is dumbfounded when his cows discover an old typewriter in the barn and begin experimenting ("All day long he hears click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety clack moo"). Things really get out of hand when the cows began airing their grievances. Lewin (Araminta's Paint Box) conveys the fellow's shock as he reads: "Dear Farmer Brown, The barn is very cold at night. We'd like some electric blankets. Sincerely, The Cows." When Farmer Brown denies the cows' request, the bovine organizers go on strike. Through the use of the man's shadow, Lewin communicates his rage: the straw in his hat creates the appearance of his hair on end. With help from a neutral duck mediator, the exasperated Farmer Brown finally makes concessions. But, much to his dismay, the cows are not the only creatures that can type. Cronin humorously turns the tables on conventional barnyard dynamics; Lewin's bold, loose-lined watercolors set a light and easygoing mood that matches Farmer Brown's very funny predicament. Kids and underdogs everywhere will cheer for the clever critters that calmly and politely stand up for their rights, while their human caretaker becomes more and more unglued. Ages 3-7.

GENRE

Kids

RELEASED

2012

June 12

LANGUAGE

EN

English

LENGTH

32

Pages

PUBLISHER

Atheneum Books for Young Readers

SELLER

SIMON AND SCHUSTER DIGITAL SALES INC

SIZE

17.8

MB

AUDIENCE

Grades P-3

Customer Reviews

Click, Clack, Moo

The book is hilarious!!!
The illustrations were funny.

This is amazing.

This is so funny, Cows that type are making my eyes water, Worth my 5 dollars, and 5 stars.

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Farmer Brown has a problem. His cows like to type. All day long he hears Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo. At first, he couldn’t believe his ears. Cows that type? Impossible! Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo. Then, he couldn’t believe his eyes. \t“Dear Farmer Brown, \tThe barn is very cold at night. \tWe’d like some electric blankets. \tSincerely, \tThe Cows” It was bad enough the cows had found the old typewriter in the barn. Now they wanted electric blankets! “No way,” said Farmer Brown. “No electric blankets.” So the cows went on strike. They left a note on the barn door: \t“Sorry. \tWe’re closed. \tNo milk today.” “No milk today!” cried Farmer Brown. In the background, he heard the cows busy at work: Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo. The next day, he got another note: “Dear Farmer Brown, The hens are cold too. They’d like electric blankets. Sincerely, The Cows” The cows were growing impatient with the farmer. They left a new note on the barn door: “Closed. No Milk. No Eggs.” “No eggs!” cried Farmer Brown. In the background he heard them. Click, clack, moo. Click, clack, moo. Clickety, clack, moo. “Cows that type. Hens on strike! Whoever heard of such a thing? How can I run a farm with no milk and no eggs?” Farmer Brown was furious. Farmer Brown got out his own typewriter. “Dear Cows and Hens: There will be no electric blankets. You are cows and hens. I demand milk and eggs. Sincerely, Farmer Brown” Duck was a neutral party, so he brought the ultimatum to the cows. The cows held an emergency meeting. All the animals gathered around the barn to snoop, but none of them could understand Moo. All night long, Farmer Brown waited for an answer. Duck knocked on the door early the next morning. He handed Farmer Brown a note: “Dear Farmer Brown, We will exchange our typewriter for electric blankets. Leave them outside the barn door and we will send Duck over with the typewriter. Sincerely, The Cows” Farmer Brown decided this was a good deal. He left the blankets next to the barn door and waited for Duck to come with the typewriter. The next morning he got a note: Dear Farmer Brown, The pond is quite boring. We’d like a diving board. Sincerely, The Ducks Click, clack, quack. Click, clack, quack. Clickety, clack, quack.

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A story about manipulation or even blackmail :)

Farmer Brown had a problem. His cows loved to type.

All day long he heard:
Click-clack- mouu .
click-clack- muuu .
Clickety-clack- muuu .

At first he couldn't believe his ears: cows are typing?! It's impossible!
click-clack- muuu .
Click Clack muuu .
Clickety-clack- muuu .

And then he couldn't believe his eyes.

"Dear Farmer Brown!
It's very cold in the barn at night.
We need electric blankets.
Sincerely,
cows."

Not only did they find an old typewriter in the barn, now they are asking for electric blankets!
- No way! said Farmer Brown, “no electric blankets.

Then the cows went on strike. They left a note on the barn door:

"Sorry, we're closed. No milk."

- No milk! shouted Farmer Brown. And out of the corner of my ear I heard that the cows were back to work:

Click-clack- muuu .
click-clack- muuu .
Clickety-clack- muuu .

The next day he received another note:

"Dear Farmer Brown,
chickens are cold too, they also need electric blankets.
Sincerely,
cows."

The farmer's anxiety increased. He found another note on the barn door:

"Closed.
No milk.
No eggs."

- No eggs! exclaimed Farmer Brown. And out of the corner of my ear I heard:

Click-clack- muuu .
click-clack- muuu .
Clickety-clack- muuu .

- Cows typing, chickens on strike! Has anyone heard of such a thing? How can I keep a farm without milk and eggs? Farmer Brown was furious.

He took out his typewriter and typed out a note:

"Dear cows and chickens!
You will not receive electric blankets. You are cows and chickens. I want milk and eggs.
Sincerely,
Farmer Brown."

The duck was neutral, so she was assigned to take this ultimatum to the cows. night Farmer Brown waited for an answer

Early in the morning a duck with a note in its beak knocked on the door Farmer Brown read:

"Dear Farmer Brown!
We will exchange the typewriter for electric blankets. Please leave them at the barn door and we will send you a duck with a typewriter.
Sincerely,
cows."

Farmer Brown thought it was a good deal. He left the blankets by the barn and waited for the duck to bring him the typewriter.

The next morning he received another note:

"Dear Farmer Brown!
The pond is too boring. We need a diving board.
Sincerely,
ducks ".

Click-Clak- Kryak .
Click-Clak- KRYAK .
Cliqueti-Clak- .

Fin :)

Farmer Brown

Real Name: Enoch Brown

Identity: Well Known

Universe: Earth-12 (Animated universe)

Gender: Male

Position: Evil

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Eye Color: Black

Hair Color: Gray

Farmer Brown (as Enoch Brown jokingly called himself) was a microbiologist who invented growth hormone, which can make animals grow bigger and feed an entire city with a single hamburger, as well as eliminate world hunger.

However, during a public exhibition of a giant bull that he was holding with his blue-eyed daughter, Emmylou Brown, the bull went berserk at the flashes of the cameras and attacked the audience after breaking through the cage. Billionaire Bruce Wayne was also there, who temporarily neutralized the bull, and Brown injected him with sleeping pills. Photographers ran up to this picture and began to do their job. At this point, Brown realized that his "sinister" experiments were coming to an end.

The judge ordered Brown to stop all experiments and take the created "monsters" out of Gotham. Brown was furious that he had invested millions in this business, and no one compensated him for the losses. The judge said that he should have thought earlier, before he created these "monsters".

"Monsters, uh... I'll show them monsters!"

A year later, huge praying mantises took to the streets of Gotham City. Batman immediately arrived on the scene, but these creatures were too strong even for him. Then they suddenly explode. Batman takes the head of one and examines it in the Batcave, realizing that it was "programmed" to explode so whoever released them could show what it was capable of.

At that time, Brown was on a small island that was equipped as a farm and at the same time as a movie set, a few dozen miles from Gotham, where he was sitting on a rocking chair, turning a two-headed cow out of a tree. There was also his daughter, who fed the "chickens", resembling huge ugly kites.

Soon, Brown again released a flock of mutated animals on the city, this time bulls and those same "chickens".

Although Batman, Robin and Batgirl managed to stop them all, Brown demanded $50,000,000 from Commissioner Gordon with the help of... a talking goat. Otherwise, he will again release insects on Gotham, but without a "defect". And no police and no Batman. The commissioner instructs Harvey Bullock to take the money to the docks. He notices Brown's daughter there, who takes the cash-in-transit car and sails away, not knowing that Bullock hid on the yacht.

Upon arrival, Brown tells his daughter to feed Bullock to the pigs. She picks it up without any difficulty and throws it into a large paddock where a hefty mutant pig "lives".

Brown notices that the money is not real and that there is also a bat bug in it. The next second, Battrio appears on the scene. Robin and Batgirl incapacitate the pig, but Emmylou's superhuman strength and durability from eating beef steroids proved too much even for them and they were knocked out. Batman at the time fought Brown, who, despite his age, thanks to steroids, proved to be a worthy opponent for Batman, but he had to give up when he saw that Emmylou was holding Robin.

Brown placed all four in a missile that was aimed at Gotham National Bank, which contained a pile of insect cocoons.

“Now they have become even bigger, even better, even more tenacious. Hopefully the people of Gotham will feed them regularly."

However, thanks to the ingenuity of Batman, Robin and Batgirl with Bullock manage to escape, destroying the rocket along the way, launching the very same collector car into it.

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