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woof + woof 】 【 Lyrics 】 500 lyrics related been found
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Album ( Page Link ) Song ( Page Link )( Partial Lyrics )
1 1.Riding On My Bike king as I pass them'Woof' Barking back I laugh and I ride on on my bike I'm going round the block I'm sin
2 1.Kream(feat. Tyga) nting like a bounty(woof)(cash rules) Ya make my own rules Tattoos on that ass she do nice move Welcome t
3 7.Sexy earthquakin speech woofer hissin The razor faced victims WHEW that's what kissed em Appropriate precauti
4 13. '12: You Can Never Go Back to New York meat for romancing Woof it's fun to go back to New York You can never go back to New York Anyway dear wh
5 11.Lost Somebody u(Bow wow woof woof) Got to dream No more crying He's
6 1.ULT scared of a terrier(WOOF) Run all your paper killer Curry keep on catching the caper Dominating common de
7 1.Morris Brown(Main Version- Explicit) y want it Woof you make a nigga put a dog on it Woof you make a nigga put a dog on it M
8 5.Mariachi Perros!(( woof woof woof!)) Y Anoche Sone Con Ella(( ahay!)
9 13.What If gga goin''woof'(What if?) We never had a real woman That could raise us and teach us show us what the real was(What if?) We had to take it If ... rom the Southside nigga goin''woof'(What if?) We never had a real wom
10 16.The Pit(feat. Doctor P& Adam F) try and hurt my dog(woof) I off the lame that think I'm off my game killer thoughts(chika-bow) And get it
11 22. Propane(feat. Devin The Dude MJG) od Kenwood with the woofers Pulling up on d-boys thugs pimps and hookers Look at D is what they say When
12 1.No Advance hew I'm a dog bitch woof I got golds on my tooth34 on my tooth Fuck her till that pussy loose Bout my che
13 9.Deep Water ig dog motherfucker woof Once upon a time I shot a nigga on accident(boom boom boom) I tried to kill him
14 10.One Shot One Kill then get bing bang woof So they better bring troops because... I came here to raise hell I can't lie One
15 11.Win(feat. Husalah& Liqz) ain't no woofin' n barkin' bitch its the Mob from the start It ain't no ... ob from the start It ain't no woofin' n barkin' bitch its the Mob fro
16 1.Pistol Politics ' Dog motherfuckin''woof' I tear the roof off this motherfucka hollerin' truth With no slapstick or buck
17 20.Martial Law(Redux) aw Sayin' woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof(woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof) Sayin' woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof(woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof) Sayin' woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof(woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof) Sayin' woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof(woof motherfucka woof motherfucka woof)[Outro: P
18 2. The Dame Says othin' but dog food(woof!)[Pre-Chorus][Chorus] It's a hairflip It's whatever It's a hairflip It's whateve
19 14.Pockets Heavy phew You on Twitter woofin' at me like they won't come get you They come get you smack you up like'Who yo
20 4.Black Out 2][Verse2] All that woofing shit pull up on you broad day Keep that burner with me in brod day Couple hit
21 8.Computer(Freestyle) hey on dummy if you woofin' you get changed They ain't shoot for legs they aiming for brains Free my nigg
22 5.Championship in motion We ain't woofin' when the[?] Shittin' shittin'[?] Never[?] never Eli Manning She thirsty starv
23 11.Báilame o el perro le ladra woof Hago lo que me da la gana Porque la noche se nos dio La disco repleta de gata Y
24 6.Telegram(Going Krazy)[feat. Lance Skiiiwalker] hat you love steady woofin' Ain't that a bitch?3 in the mornin' I'm on and tryna make these hits My phone
25 9.Opening Theme the trunk bet both woofers will crunch once your car's running So shake something move something like Hi
26 11. Bpswr ckin' sub woofer rap And it sound so nice Hip hop you the love of my life We'bout to take it to the to the(to the top) One time for the boom b ... A combination backpackin' sub woofer rap The game's been lukewarm for so long No hot songs or cold flows Hell can heat heaven Angels on my side heat rise I eat wi ... A combination backpackin' sub woofer rap And it sound so nice Hip hop you the love of my life We'bout to take it to the to the(to the top) One time for the boom b ...
27 13.Blow Ya Mind twelves and the sub woofers shuffle and rattle the street I be feasting with verbal ammo rappers quickly
28 8.Hubba Hubba Dog food(Woof woof) I'm of another pedigree Them crit
29 2.Tryna Win they say the homies woofin on me niggas goofy though little iphone6 is full of nookie hoes rockin the guc
30 9.Deep Water ig dog motherfucker woof Once upon a time I shot a nigga on accident(boom boom boom) I tried to kill him
31 10.One Shot One Kill hen get buried bang woof So they better bring troops because. ..[Hook:Jon Connor] I came here to raise hel
32 7.Help nto rehab woof And lately I've been drinking too much Sniffing yak out a dimebag I've been taking these pills That this doctor prescribed But ... of these sirens and gunshots woof And lately I've been going to slee
33 8.Throw Sum Mo like dogs I'm like'woof' Panoramic roof I drop the coupe boo Pulled up with a bitch she look like New Ne
34 10.Heavy stic Nigga fuck the woofers Base decisions on the fact we winning We the hottest truly and they hardly hu
35 4.Heavy(Ft OG Maco) stic Nigga fuck the woofers Base decisions on the fact we winning We the hottest truly and they hardly hu
36 5.Pay the Price ed on the french[?] Woof the typo road between what I think and what I've said[Verse4] Yo welcome to the
37 4.Mr. Good Bar callin on the floor(WOOF!) I'm comin back for more If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa I'll get a piece-a
38 7.Farmers Blvd.(Our Anthem) ter Boogie gave the woofer a gash Big Money Grip makin you get up Farmers Crew's in effect we never heard
39 11. To Da Break Of Dawn ss Gimme a lighter- woof! Now you're cut loose>From that jherri curl juice CoolJ is back on the map And w
40 11.Or Nah -talk no sub and no woofers It's on tell by my tone Real nigga call better answer your phone[Hook+ Bridge
41 11.Or Nah -talk no sub and no woofers It's on tell by my tone Real nigga call better answer your phone[Hook+ Bridge
42 13.Run ay low Pushin'808's woofin''til the days gone Fucking DJ play my song Been doing this way long Already br
43 1.I Can't Live Without My Radio ck said so Make the woofers wallop and your tweeters twitch Some jealous knuckleheads might try to dis Bu
44 19.TLC Feat. action bronson and flatbush zombies 'm high dog Air Bud(woof) There goes the sound of the K9 in your face Get shot broad day Latex gloves Fuc
45 16.Poetry In Motion Feat. Big K.R.I.T cause Sonic booming woofers knockin' bitches off your wall I never felt this felt this free until I hit t
46 1. The Fox(What Does The Fox Say) x Say) Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak Cow goes moo Frog goes croak
47 5.Who Let The Dogs Out dogs out(woof woof woof woof) Who let the dogs out(woof woof woof woof) Who let the dogs out(woof woof woof woof) Who let the dogs out When the party was nice the party was bumping(Hey yippie yi yo) And everybody havin' a ball(Hah ho yippie ... hout out Who let the dogs out(woof woof woof woof) Who let the dogs out(woof woof woof woof) Who let the dogs out(woof woof(
48 7.Man& Dog lk to me!(Woof woof!) Walking with a dog in the winter in the wind in the rain in the snow is a drag Its hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit and g ... he city Man living with a dog Woof woof... woof woof woof
49 16.Doggone Woods t bark wo woof-- wo woof-- WO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOf A WOOO A WOOO WOOF WO WO WOO WOOf. In the doggone woods all the livelong day Trees all bark and have their say Balsam cedar fir and pine The dogwood leads the wa . .. The dogwood leads the way. wo woof-- wo woof WO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOOF A WOOO A WOOO WOOF WO WO WOO WOOf
50 8.Cookin It Up er'fore I woof woof Mystikal Diamonds they crystal cle
51 8.Mind Control B slapping Big KRIT Woofers in the back tweeters in my(?) Push button secret stash box for my yammer Yamm
52 5.Tomorrow Gon' Be Too Late way from there dog!(Woof) But don't say tomorrow Tomorrow gon' be too late(Tomorrow gon' be too late) You
53 2.The Memo bass and rape your woofer abuse the fucking play button and blaze some buddha get brutally wasted and wa
54 19.Life Is…Too$hort e of the rock Eight woofers in the trunk beatin' down the block Short dog I'm that rappin' man I said it
55 4.Tequila Sunrise(Feat. Barron Ricks) r cover the big bad WOOF motherfucker He was like a father figure show me the bigger picture Fuck slingin
56 3.Lil Dudes Shootout piece tree woof and Big Meech I see his mission I dare you to reach Big dog status don't show me
57 2. Stand For Something(feat. Anderson Paak) digging while they woofing and barking They kicking in the door and hoping to barge in But this is what
58 1.Broken Safeties keep sub-woofers woofing like a werewolf howling The wer
59 5.Jive ess your surrealism(woof) It works best if you feel different(yeah) We don't jest this is real living And
60 4.Never Be Beat the mic in my hand Woofers stompin' like thunder all about to explode The needle on the nuance stuck in
61 1.Here Comes Bob Sparks-A Woofer In Tweeter's Clothing1.Here Comes Bob When I spot a driver worth a sec
62 8.Something About My Benzo e to get ill15 inch woofers boom in the trunk Posse on Broadway for maximum bump Cruise like Deletho play
63 9.Mama Will Bark(Album Version) . Hot dog woof.(Take me right now.) I wish tonight would never end.(I know that Papa will spank.) I'd like to be more than a friend. I know bu ... anine lovely as thee. Hot dog woof.(Take me right home. ) I wish the night would never end.(I know but papa will spank). I'd like to be more than a friend.(I know ... yelp yelp yelp yelp. Hot dog woof
64 4.Party Animal an animal woof woof A party animal woof woof I'm busy drunk Girl you know what I want And you don't have to ask me cause I'm so f*cked up Put more inside my cup I can feel ... all the ladies I'm an animal woof woof A party animal woof woof High five I'm turned on by the lights It makes me feel like I flyin' through the sky Who got the glow sticks I'm feelin' on her ... all the ladies I'm an animal woof woof A party animal woof
65 4.Lights Down(Remix) Feat Big K.R.I.T.(Prod By Statik Selektah) it's me and my soul woof up the laws A life can leave you rappered in shadow then it shows The high don't
66 16.Make It Happen hat bitch Woof woof yea that's the sound of it Hate al
67 20.Team Up erse1:] I hear that woofin ya'll all barkin Little niggas the gang is small talkin Molly though higher th
68 1. Puppy DogJig Likes to WOOF WOOF wiggle waggle Dance a puppy jig. WOOF WOOF wiggle waggle Wiggle waggle wig. Wiggle ... gle Wiggle waggle wig. Wiggle woof wiggle wag— Puppy DogJig! Kitty spies him wigglin' And she shimmies right in. First she slides then she glides Then she does he ... gle Wiggle waggle wig. Wiggle woof wiggle wag— Puppy DogJig! Birdie starts a' chirpin' Bouncing bobbing to the beat. Twitter tweet twitter twirp Birdie's turnin' ... gle Wiggle waggle
69 11.Halloween uld be the chew toy woof! Garbage man janitor mop it up I'm be Seth Rogen I'll pretend to knock you up Tr
70 2.Dry n bring change back woof now she pound the floor tie her too tight they'll be back for more love your und
71 4.Above Crenshaw s cooking jug Marla woofin out and done in every club Every chocolate I dodge try to get knocked up Every
72 14.My Sunshine od thing you wasn't woofing bout a dream Have you ever seen reality shines bright as a day Chases the moo
73 6. Rotation(feat. Mel Matrix) !) We don't need to woof just to push your ass A push show wanna push you over The dope that I sold I put
74 6.I Love It ft. Fabolous the matchstick Like woof We gon' burn this bitch down She turnt up and can't nobody turn this bitch down[
75 4.Mary feat. Big Sean and Dev g me like woof woof Chasing me like woof woof Chasing chasing chasing me like woof woof Chasing chasing me like woof woof Chorus: Yeah there's something'bou
76 7.Dirty Bass(Stereotypes+ Synchronice Electro-trap Mix) that I'll bang that woofer if she's a looker I'm cruising Hollywood& Vine I don't want no hooker I need a
77 15.ACID(Dirty Bass ReFlip) that I'll bang that woofer if she's a looker I'm cruising Hollywood& Vine I don't want no hooker I need a
78 2.Ballin em haters get at me woofers sound like I'm browlin Me and Lil Snupe shinin conversation was bloody Bumpy
79 4.4G's beneath the ashtray woofers in the back Waddle in the dools make loud glass packs Forgiano tippy toes24's
80 8. Good2getha(Feat. AshtonJones)[Prod. By Big K.R.I.T.] highs and lows Sub-woofers and vogues We go good together baby We go good together babyJust like wires a
81 11.How U Luv That(Feat. Big SANT)[Prod. By Big K.R.I.T.] t the game on it My woofer beat to the frequency that a bitch done came on it Pinky ring on em chinchilla
82 20.Keep It On The Rize[Live From Am yer serve when Vega woofer shaker A plees blower live show flower Wit lyrics that'll blaze a whole crowd
83 11.Cadillac click my woofers got karate kick God damnJackie chan must be up and back at that bitch Traded in a chevy for a Cadillac I got I got I got Tra ... y speakers With the young ass woofers and them similak twitters Why y
84 1.Last Of A Dying Breed is Visine Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Now You Looking At The World Hooked Up To An Iv Verse2: Vato Thought He Was Slick Until He Got Ou ... The World Through This Visine Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Woof I'm The Last Of A Dying Breed Now
85 9. Can't Trust Her Gucci Mane's a dog(woof) You know the way I handle hoes All my hoes got bitches too All my guns come wit
86 5.Can't Trust Her(feat. Rich Homie Quan) Gucci Mane's a dog(woof) You know the way I handle hoes All my hoes got bitches too All my guns come wit
87 11.Can't Trust Her Gucci Mane's a dog(woof) You know the way I handle hoes All my hoes got bitches too All my guns come wit
88 3.Free. a dog and bark stay(Woof) Gotta keep a bitch on a short leash(True) Real shit no lies women ain't shit re
89 8.Fok Anything ats knallen door je woofers net als focking TNT Ik heb een vespa patta's nieuwe broek Waggie voel me gabb
90 1.The Fox r>[Verse1] Dog goes'woof' Cat goes'meow' Bird goes'tweet' And mouse goes'squeek' Cow goes'moo' Frog goes'
91 2.Hey Bulldog y Bulldog Woof wha'd'ya say I said Woof d'y'know any more Wow-u-w
92 10.Don't Shoot She Cried boer(Grrh woof) Travis gets me a beer Poopy tunes the guitar( . .. a beer Poopy tunes the guitar(Woof) Fathead spins me up one It's the
93 10.Animal lord of a Doggytown(Woof) A.L.A.B.A.M.A my state My state of my mind1985 wide body Looking for the little
94 9.T.W.D.A.M.O. ager plays dog says'woof' and don''t cut me. You''ve seen her magazines how the hell does she keep her te
95 25.Girls All Pause ta's at??(woof! woof!)(shhhhh) Where the gangsta's at??
96 5.Bad Dog a bad dog Woof like a bad dog sit and be a good dog Or I'ma put you down bang bang like a mad dog Oh oh oh oh oh I'm breathin' on your skin Oh ... when you bite like a bad dog Woof like a bad dog beg be a good dog O
97 1.5 On Kush(Mixtape) whippin bit on top Woofers in my cusion(?) DJ on the dash If I want it then I cop Its G a ho(x2) And she
98 6.In Conclusion s line barks in the woofers Track liers Trains coming for you goobers The fat lady is singing notes And r
99 4.All The Way Turnt Up your itchy with the woofer goin' strong They like'What is goin' on?' I don't really know Then I roll down
100 3. WOP chomp Got hizz like woofs beatin in the back of the door Ladies take it back throw it back to the front B

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Iconic Vine Quotes to Make You LOL

From 2013 to 2017, the social media platform Vine owned the internet.

Below are vine quotes that showcase some hilarious moments from the short-lived site.

Tell us your favorite Vine quote in the comment section below.

What are the benefits of reading these Vine quotes?

Vine’s popularity revolutionized how internet users create and consume digital content.

The platform also birthed dozens of widely popular internet personalities who have since found millions of fans elsewhere, including:

  • Jake Paul
  • Liza Koshy
  • Shawn Mendez

Although Vine has recently rebranded and relaunched as Byte, it will be hard to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of Vine.  

From the incredibly iconic to the odd and strange, check out some of the most memorable vine quotes below. 

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If you enjoy this article, check out our most popular quote article, a list of short inspirational quotes for daily motivation. 

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Famous vine quotes

1. “Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.” – @drewisgooden 

2. “Merry Chrysler.” – @csydelko

3. “Do it for the vine.” – @Dom

4. “It is Wednesday my dudes.” – @JimmyHere

5. “A potato flew around my room before you came.” – @lilsydfromthetrap

6. “What are those?” – @youngbusco

7. “What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” – @BRUH

8. “It’s an avocado, thanks!” – @JeffSimmons

9. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART

10. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” – @BrandonBowen

Hilarious vine quotes

11. “I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” – @tishcrazy

12. “Why you always lyin’?” – @downgoes.fraser

13. “That’s my best friend; that’s my best friend.” – @tokyovanity

14. “When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan

15. “I could have dropped my croissant!” – @BROTHER

16. “I wanna be a cowboy baby.” – @1 Eyed Wonder

17. “I will have some cheese nuggets.” — Nathan Enick

18. “Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!” — Carl Weezer

19. “Deez nuts, ha got em!” – @welvendagreat

20. “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ” – @ayitspnayo

Memorable vine quotes

21. “That was legitness.” – @PaulKim

22. “I am shooketh.” – @csydelko

23. “Look at all those chickens!” – @Bernforever

24. “Eyebrows on fleek.” – @PEACHES MONROEE

25. “Do you guys even listen to Drake?” – @JusReign

26. “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” – @adam perkins

27. “Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.” – @Braith

28. “Come get y’all juice.” – @kennedytayl0r

29. “All women… are queens.” – Camden Powell

30. “Chipotle is my life.” – @yungsofi

Relatable vine quotes

31. “Chris, is that a weed?” – @weaklingchris

32. “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” – @mason.chill

33. “What the f*ck is up Kyle?” – @nick_colletti

34. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.” – @AnthonyPadilla

35. “Can I PLEASE get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck

36. “Wtf, is this allowed? Is this allowed?” – @Daniel Gomez

37. “He needs some milk!” – @Jakeof300

38. “Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” – @billwurtz

39. “I smell like beef.” – @Katie Ryan

40. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me f*cked up!” – @Ashia

Rare vine quotes

41. “Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”

42. “You know what, I’m about to say it.”

43. “Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”

44. “…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”

45. “Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.”

46. “A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

47. “Why you always lying?”

48. “That is NOT correct.”

49. “Shoutout to all the pear.”

50. “This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you” …

Vine quotes list

51. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”
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52. “Why are you running, why are you running?”

53. “Look at all those chickens.”

54. “Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”

55. “You better stop.”

56. “I have never missed a class.”

57. “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
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58. “Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

59. “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”

60. “Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”

Vine quotes that will live forever

61. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!”

62. “Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…”

63. “Are they helie balloons?!”

64. “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?”

65. “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read.”

66. “I have osteoporosis.”

67. “I’m just cooking pizza”

68. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”

69. “WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”

70. “Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”

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More vine quotes

71. “A potato flew around the room before you came, excuse the mess it made…”

72. “What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

73. “I didn’t get no sleep cuz of y’all!”

74. “Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”

75. “Wait a minute, who ARE you?”

76. “Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”

77. “I can’t sleep, because of that video”

78. “XOXO, gossip girl.”

79. “How’d you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”

80. “What are thoooooose?”

Remarkable vine quotes to remember

81. “How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.” – Unknown

82.Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?” – Nathan Enick

83. “Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.” – Unknown

84. “Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?” – Unknown

85. “I can’t imagine being Mayo.” – Yung Sofi

86. “I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.” – Katie Ryan

87. “I’m washing me and my clothes.” – @sexylexy

88. “I’m telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you… OKAY.” – Gabrielle Godfrey

89. “Say, Colorado. I’m a giraffe!” – Unknown

90. “All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?” – Queen Blackwell

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Vine quotes about food and drinks

91. “Adam. Please get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

92. “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.” – @666chainz

93. “You’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.” – @Jessi Lockett

94. “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.” — Just Jake

95. “Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!” — Unknown

96. “Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya chicken strips!” — Unknown

97. “I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

98. “Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.” — Kylo Ren

99. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.” — Unknown

100. “Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” — @Weaklingchris

Short Vine Quotes

101. “There’s only one race… the human race—What about Nascar?!” ― @LeftAtLondon

102. “I’m gonna munch, I’m gonna crunch.” ― @LeftAtLondon

103. “I am shooketh. I like to do the shaky dance.” ― @Csydelko

104. “I’m washing myself and my clothes. So that I can save some electricity.” ― @Sexylexy

105. “What the hell is even that?” ― @McJuggerNuggets

106. “Happy Crimus…..It’s crismun….Merry crisis. Merry Chrysler.” ― Christine Sydelko

107. “Your name?” ― @OSASCOMEDYSKITZ

108. “Ha ha ha, I do that.” ― @LeftAtLondon

109. “Oh Hi! I know I am still a piece of garbage… Thanks for checking.” ― Bill Wurtz

110. “….a baby forest smothered in its bed…..” ― Sara Bonnett Stein

What do you miss about Vine?

The best part about Vine is that its videos are easily shareable.

With just a six-second limit, sharing the looping clip with friends and family is simple.

We all have six seconds to spare to fit in a quick laugh. 

Even though the platform officially shut down in 2017, many popular vines are interwoven into internet culture.

Many are constantly quoted to this day.

Although Vine had a short life span, the comedic content made on its platform will live forever. 

Which of these fun Vine quotes is your favorite?

Is there a vine that we missed out on?

Let us know your thoughts down below!

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Why all the noise

The first step to solving a problem is to understand why your dog is barking. Some dogs bark to let their owner know they want something. Perhaps the dog is hungry, thirsty, or just wants to play.

When this behavior becomes excessive, let the animal know that there are other ways to get attention, such as pawing or sitting near a door or bowl waiting.

Time to play

Many dogs bark to invite other dogs to run and play. This is completely normal, but whether this behavior is acceptable and whether it is worth making the dog wait for the game until it calms down is up to you.

Home Alone

Your dog may bark if left alone at home. Try turning on music or the radio while you're away so she can hear familiar sounds associated with the presence of a person. You can also leave a few toys that will keep your dog's attention for a while while you're away.

A good way to prevent anxiety is to give your dog a personal item of clothing or something that has a strong homey smell.

While you are at home, do not forget to play with your dog and give it the necessary physical activity. After all, your pet has missed you so much, and you will not find a better way to strengthen your relationship.

On guard

One of the most common reasons for barking is that the dog is on duty. If your dog sees someone approaching the house, he will immediately bark to alert you. Since you are the leader of the pack, the dog thinks you should find out what's wrong.

Some dog breeds have been bred to perform this function, in which case such behavior should be encouraged. Let your dog bark to get your attention, but then make him calm down when you're sure there's no threat to your home.

Consistency is important

Consistency is important in all aspects of training. Dogs respond well to routine treatments and this will greatly increase your chances of success. You may have already taken your puppy to obedience classes, and if not, why not do it now? It's never too late to teach an old dog new tricks, and there are many places to help you learn how to properly handle your pet.

Shh!

The only way to teach your dog the command "Quiet!" - silence her or divert her attention every time she starts barking. Use something that makes a loud sound to get her attention, and then say "Quiet!" clearly and firmly.

When the dog stops barking, praise it and reward it with something. Never yell at your dog to be quiet, this can cause anxiety and negate all achievements in training. In addition, with this you can easily mislead your pet - he will think that you are barking too. Yelling only reinforces the habit of barking.

Total

Training is the best way to correct a dog's behavior. Remember that most of the time your dog barks is a perfectly normal part of being a dog. It is worth taking any action only if the barking becomes excessive and inexplicable.

If your dog continues to bark, contact your veterinarian for more advice or even suggest another method of correction.

Pull! I don't want to... Or what is a halter for dogs (halti)

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For training and correcting the behavior of dogs, devices such as a metal collar (strict or jerky) are traditionally used ). It is believed that thanks to them, the owner does not have to sharply pull the leash, because any strong tension already leads to discomfort and makes the dog “slow down”.

However, the problem is that the dog quickly gets used to the pressure and stops responding to it. In 1979, Dr. Roger Macford invented the dog halter, a device that is popular all over the world, after seeing how it is possible to manage much larger and stronger animals, horses.

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How the halter works

The halter consists of several straps sewn together. The nose strap, made in the form of a loop, is connected to the neck strap using two cheek straps, which should fit snugly against the skin, but not be pressed into it.

If they are too loose, the halter will hang loose and annoy the dog. In this case, you need to tighten the neck strap. The nose strap should be directly in front of the dog's eyes and lie loosely on the muzzle (your finger can easily pass between it and the skin). The nose strap wraps around the dog's nose, gets into the metal ring of the chin strap.

Another metal ring joins the ends of the nose strap and is where the leash is attached. When the dog starts to pull, the loop is automatically tightened around the rump and bridge of the nose. On the one hand, this pressure is sensitive enough for the animal to automatically stop pulling on the leash, on the other hand, the chin strap ring is pressed against the dog's lower jaw and prevents the nose strap from being pulled too tight and causing pain.

A properly fitting halter is safe for the dog, he cannot pull it with such force as to harm himself.

What a halter is the best helper with

A halter is not an accessory for free walks with a dog. It is indispensable if you need to walk with a pet that has a habit of pulling the leash to a veterinary clinic or store, or use public transport. It will also come in handy when you instruct an elderly person or a child to take a large dog out into the yard. But it must be removed when you let your pet play with your four-legged friends or when you need to tie him up. In general, a dog in a halter should not be left unattended. Having caught on something with a halter, the dog will not be able to move forward, as it may be necessary, but only move backwards.

Some call the halter a "muzzle", but it is made in a completely different way and will not prevent the dog from picking up from the ground or even trying to grab someone with his teeth. It is only meant to keep her from pulling on the leash.

However, this piece of equipment itself does not teach anything, so as soon as you remove the halter and attach the leash to a regular collar, the dog will start to pull again. The most important purpose of the halter is to be an assistant in training. In a halter, a dog much faster than in a jerky or strict collar understands what the owner wants from her when he commands "close" or "do not pull".

The fact is that our pets have such a behavioral mechanism as the "resistance reflex". Many owners are surprised: the harder you pull the leash or pull the dog towards you, the more furiously it rushes forward. This is because resistance satisfies the resistance reflex and is itself a positive reinforcer for the dog. No amount of collar pressure will outweigh the pleasure for her of tearing and pulling where she wants to go. The halter, on the other hand, allows you to control the head of the animal and redirect its attention to itself in the presence of strong distractions.

For example, while walking outside, a dog sees a distracting object - say, another dog - and begins to gravitate towards it. You tug on the halter leash and turn the dog's head towards you. Immediately loosen the leash and give the animal a few seconds to assess the situation. If the dog no longer looks in the direction of the distracting object, then you reward him with a treat. If the dog returns to the previous behavior, pull the halter on the leash again.

With constant practice, correct action and timely encouragement, the dog will learn to focus his attention on you in the presence of any distractions. And that means you can safely walk past other dogs, cyclists, cats or dropped ice cream on a loose leash.

Of course, training with a dog will require time, patience and appropriate training. Therefore, it is better if a professional trainer shows you how to work with an animal using a halter.

How to train a dog to wear a halter

The sequence of actions in training a dog to wear a halter is approximately the same as when training a dog to wear a muzzle. First, let the dog sniff the new object, praise it and treat it to evoke pleasant associations in the animal. Then, in one hand, take the halter by the nose strap, and with the other hand, pass the treat to the dog through the ring that forms it. To get a treat, the dog will have to stick his nose into the loop. Repeat this several times until your pet sticks its nose into the halter to get a treat.

Now you can put on and take off the halter several times, not forgetting to praise and treat the dog. When you see that your pet has begun to take this procedure quite calmly, you can fasten the leash and go outside. Of course, at first the dog will try to remove an extra object from the muzzle. This is especially easy in breeds with a non-convex nape, for example, setters, huskies, spaniels. But there are many interesting things on the street that will help distract the dog from trying to get free. And besides, you will not forget to treat and praise your pet for calm behavior. It is necessary to wear a regular collar on the dog, since the halter is attached to it, in addition, you will need to take a break from classes and let the dog off the leash.

Types of halters

The highest quality halters are produced under the Halti Headcollar brand, which belongs to the English company The Company of Animals. These halters have become so popular that the word "halti" has become a household word!

Halters come in five different sizes:

Size Dog breed
Dwarf Dachshund, Yorkshire Terrier, Toy Poodle

1

Border Terrier, Jack Russell Terrier, Basenji, West Highland White Terrier, Fox Terrier

2

Beagle, Border Collie, Cocker Spaniel, Staffordshire Bull Terrier, Scottish Terrier

3

doberman, labrador, german shepherd, bull terrier, setter

4

Great Dane, Ridgeback, Rottweiler

5

Bloodhound, Mastiff, Saint Bernard

Properly worn halti is at the same distance from the nose and eyes.


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